Nero: I am soooo sorry for not writing faster. Major OOC in this chapter because I'm bored. I am alive, but very busy with a lot of stuff. Its also super short. ;-; Please enjoy and review, okay? :)
Komui, looking like his usual crazy self, was tapping his foot, obviously waiting for something Allen, Lavi, Kanda, and Gabriel were unaware of. He looked urked. Like something was bothering him to no end. Gabriel opened her mouth to say something, but was cut off when Lavi signalled her to just be patient. Unfortunately, Kanda didn't get the memo.
"Did you just call us to watch you pass!?" The annoyance in his voice was very noticeable.
"I can't do it....just can't..."
"Um, Komui?" Gabriel looked at her supervisor like he was just a little too wrong in the head, which could be argued.
"I CAN'T DO IT!!" he shouted and slammed his foot on a poor innocent book.
"What the hell are you talking about!?"
"MY CUP!! ITS LOST!! REEVER SAID HE'D FIND IT AND I SHOULD JUST STAY HERE, BUT.....ARGH!!"
"Cup? The one with the rabbit?"
"Yes!! Oh Allen, if you know where it is I'll let you eat as much as you want for the rest of your life!!"
"Komui....its on your desk..."
"Eh?"
"Moyashi's right, for once. The damn cup is right there!!" It actually was under a very large mountain of papers, but who were they kidding. Everything was under a hundred or more of the Komui's millions of unfinished documents. But the cup was only half hidden.
"Oh." (Insert awkward silence here).
"Ahem, not to be rude, but aren't we here for a mission."
"Ah!! Yes!! Sorry!! Now, where did I put that file......AH!! Here it is!!" Komui held up four grey-green folders and handed us each one. "The four of you will be going to America!! Isn't that exciting!? The New World!!"
"America!? Like as in cowboys and indians and the Statue of Liberty!?" Gabriel was now jumping up and down and clapping her hands like a, well, like a little girl.
"Sit down, Chibi," Kanda growled.
"But America!! We're going to America!!"
"Oi." Kanda rolled his eyes, but Lavi was just as ecstatic as Gabriel.
"Lighten up, Yuu-chan!! We're going to America!! Where everything is a lot bigger!!"
Kanda audibly groaned. "I agree with Lavi, Kanda. Yuu should lighten up!!"
"Oh how original, Moyashi. Hey!! So why are we going!? Or is this a wild goose chase?"
"That's the spirit, Kanda!! Using the native lingo!!"
"Shut the f-!!" Allen slapped a hand over Kanda's mouth. "Not in front of Gabriel."
"Why the fuck not!?"
"Gabriel!! Did you just say the 'f' word!?"
"What?"
"Fuck!! You can't say fuck during fucking work you fucking dumbass!!"
"Kanda!!"
"Again. Why the fuck not!?"
"Gabriel!!"
"FUCK!!" Lavi and Komui said in unison.
"Lavi!! Komui!!"
"What!? It ain't hurting nobody!! And Americans swear all the time!! Fuck fuckitty fuck fuck fuck!!"
"How would you like to be put on dish duty!?"
"How would you like to be sliced by Mugen!!"
"Bring it, Pony-tail Straight Fringed Pretty Boy!!
"Oh, hell no!!"
The fight lasted between Kanda and Allen lasted for three hours.
Nero: Yeah, just a brainfart. I'll be back to normal later. -_-