Naomi: Ahem, because I was hit by a pan of genius and because I would like to try my hand at a lemon, I have decided to continue this one-shot and make it into a story. As the story continues it will be filled with a lot of OCCness with certain because that's my style in this particular fic and when I want things to be fall off you're chair hilarious!! Please enjoy the fruits of my hard work!!
Kanda woke up stick and naked. The first thought that ran through his mind was that he lost his virginity, but since the beansprouts bodily fluids weren't leaking out like in the books he read to prepare, that option was out. Did the moyashi clean him up? The young samurai then realised something was missing.
Limbs...check. Hair and hair color...check. Wallet...check. What the hell was missing? Allen!! Kanda noticed the bed was empty besides himself and the spot next to him was cold. Allen was a trustworthy friend, but then again....his boss is questionable. Cross was never in a relationship for more than a day/night. Had the bad habit passed on the his employees?
Kanda was on the brink of tear when he heard the sweetest sound anyone doubting their true love could hear.
"FUCK, THAT SUCKER'S HOT!!"
Okay, maybe a 'good morning' would be better, but Kanda didn't care. Allen was downstairs and judging from what he heard, he was attempting to cook breakfast. Kanda didn't hesitate to jump out of bed to get dressed. Even if he had sex with the man downstairs raiding his fridge, he didn't want to be seen indecent.
As Kanda walk downstairs the smell of food made his stomach growl. Ah, sex could really take it out of you. He was so proud of himself. He finally was a man, sort of. And it's because of the one he loved most in the world, even if that one was still in high school. Oh, fuck formalities. Allen was graduating in a month or so anyways and he turned eighteen two monthes ago.
"Allen, good mor-," Kanda tried to greet.
In his kitchen was both a sexy, yet scarring sight. Allen was standing in all his stark naked glory with nothing on at all cooking what smelled like an Allen size serving of scrambled eggs and bacon.
"Good morning, beautiful. Or maybe its good evening. It's only seven o'clock," Allen chuckled as he usually did when something amused him.
He couldn't speak. Not only was Allen cooking in his kitchen, but he has the audacity to do it naked. Kanda stared wide-eyed with, not disgust, but not wonder either. It was more of a half and half mix of both. Allen notice him staring and started doing various poses to please the adorable Japanese. One particular pose shocked Kanda into reality.
"What the fuck are you doing in my kitchen naked!?"
"Well, isn't it obvious? You're simply too cute to wake when you sleep so I went down here to make me something to eat. I've been down here since our session."
Kanda spotted the sink full of dirty dishes, but he wasn't as anger as before. Sex burns 150 calories for every hour and half* and they must have done it hard because he couldn't remember any of it.
"How do you like your eggs, Yuu-chan?"
"I like them anyway you're cooking them. I'm hungry."
Kanda sat on a stool around the island counter as Allen place a classic breakfast of eggs, bacon, toast and coffee in front of him. Allen ate standing in front of Kanda and stared as Kanda enjoyed his handy work.
"I'm glad you didn't leave," Kanda said adorably through a bite of toast.
"Why would I leave Yuu-chan?"
"I was foolish and thought the bad habits of your boss had rubbed off."
"Huh!? You thought I did a Fuck 'n' Run!? Never, a gentleman always waits for his partner."
"Yeah, and I bet they cook for their partners while stark naked in the kitchen, too," Kanda joked.
"Hell yes, we do," Allen played along.
They ate in silence for a while, just enjoying the others company. Then like a nervous tick, a thought came to Knada's mind.
"So Allen, how was I?"
"Hm?"
"Was I any good? You must have banged my head pretty hard, because I can't remember any of this morning's session."
It was at this point that Allen burst into laughter. He was literally beating the table and tearing up at Kanda's question.
"Ah, my sweet little lover. Ahem, to answer you adorable question I must answer it in two parts. (1)You taste delicous, like the red beans your culture fills your desserts with.
(2)Unfortunately, I was unable to be sated because fucking an unconscious person is both wrong and could count as rape."
Kanda didn't get it. How was Allen unable to satisfy himself when he was here?
"Oh no," Kanda realized, "Did I faint during sex!?"
"If you count foreplay as sex, then yes. If not, then no. I for one don't count it as sex for the obvious reason, not both of the participants were sated."
Kanda's face was as red as dragon fruit. He had fainted...and he was still a virgin!!
"God, I'm so sorry Allen!! D-do you want to..?"
"Its absolutely fine. From your reaction, that 'time' was your first true release and I am honored that I was the cause for that. As for me, there's always next tie we try."
"Then, you want to try? Again?"
"Sorry, Yuu-chan. But I have a business meeting tomorrow and need my rest."
"You can stay over!! My bed is big enough!!"
"No can do. None of my suits are here and Timcampy must be worried by now. Not to mention hungry."
"Timcampy?"
"I have to take care of Cross' cat while he's on leave."
Allen finished his food and went up to get his clothes, leaving poor Kanda to over think things.
Am I not good enough for Allen? Does he have a.....a back up? I bet it's tha stupid rabbit he works with!! I knew he was cheating on me!! But we weren't going out before now. Are we even considered an item at this moment? What if he was just messing with me? What if this is all fake?
By the time Allen was done and back in the kitchen, Kanda was sobbing like a relative died.
"Yuu-chan!? What's wrong!?" Allen rushed to his lover's side.
"Am I just your toy!?" the samurai shouted, "Am I nothing to you!?"
"What the hell are you talking about!? If this is about Cross being my boss and his dirty habits rubbing off, then whatever you're thinking is not true to any extent!!"
"Then why are you leaving!?"
"Because I have too," Allen said gently hugging Kanda. "If I didn't have to, I would stay with you all the time. I love you."
"Your not going to another lover?" Kanda sniffled.
"I'm not. I promise. Do you want me to make you an unbreakable promise?"
Kanda nodded, his face buried in Allen's shirt.
"I promise to come back tomorrow without fail and sweep you off your feet," he said, bringing Kanda's face to his and pressing his lips to his lover's. "A promise sealed with a kiss is one that will be kept."
And with that the lovers separated till tomorrow.
Naomi: Ah, no smut yet. But it will come and it will be worth the wait!! This story will be a true mastery of my skill!!
P.s. *It's true that for every hour and a half of sex you have you burn on average 150 calories. I got curious and looked it up!!