Made of Fail

Cracktastic!

Part One

KR

"Kakashi!" Kuro called out as she jumped up and dangled from his neck. "Guess what? We now have fan mail!!" Kakashi groaned inwardly and took a deep breath. "And why would this concern me?"

"Because you're in this story, silly! And by popular demand – basically Romi-sama's demand – you are to answer our lovely reviewers~! Yatta~!"

"…Please, kill me now."

"Why would I do that, silly? After all, this story centres on us and Tarantu and Iruka (who hasn't appeared yet, but oh well), and Romi-sama will refuse to kill you off!" Kakashi just squeezed his eyes shut and prayed it would all end soon. Kuro didn't notice this, however, as she was busy looking through her pitiful amount of reviews.

She put her hands on her hips and glared at the computer screen. "What the fuck?! Only three reviews?! Come on, people, I thought this story was better than this! We only get three reviews, and after four chapters, no less!" Tsuki growled lightly before tapping the screen.

"Kakashi, this reviewer's alias is 'SetoKaibaFan153'. He…or she, I can't tell on the internet; anyway, KaibaFan-san says the following:

"'Keep going it's great so far!'" Kuro clicked her tongue in disappointment. "Well, before we let Kakashi work his magic, I must point out the serious flaws in your grammar, KaibaFan-san."

GRAMMAR POLICE

GRAMMAR CORRECTIONS OFFICER

"Yes, darling readers it is I, the feared Grammar Corrections Officer! I cannot help but point out that there should be a semicolon – a semicolon, dear friend – in that sentence of yours," Kuro said, suddenly sporting nerdy librarian glasses. "Here is your sentence before the Grammar Police invaded:"

Keep going it's great so far!

Kuro sighed and clicked her tongue, shaking her head. Kakashi just deadpanned and chose to retain his sanity and ignore the girl in front of him. "KaibaFan-san, that was your review before the revision. Here's what it would look like afterwards:"

Keep going; it's great so far!

Kuro looked at her work proudly. "Do you see how the semicolon helps the sentence run so much more smoothly, KaibaFan-san? Romi-sama gives your original a B (after all, you remembered the apostrophe in the sentence!) and added your review to her online grade book!"

Kakashi sweatdropped at this. "Wait, a minute," he said. "Hold the show. Are you telling me that some wacko person/thing named 'Romi-sama' keeps an online grade book of her reviews?"

Kuro looked up at him plainly. "Well, of course. I do, as well. We compare them every Saturday. Why do you ask?" Kakashi sweatdropped again. "N-never mind."

Shrugging, she turned back to the computer screen. "So, Kakashi, answer the reviewer. He/she/it was kind enough to 'drop a line', so to speak, and deserves an answer in return. So, what say you, shinobi of legend?"

"…What?"

"Just answer the fucking review."

"…Oh." Kakashi rubbed the back of his neck thoughtfully. "Well, SetoKaibaFan153-san, I guess I'll just tell you that we appreciate the review – the baka over here says that this so-called 'Romi-sama' can get quite scary when she doesn't get enough of them. And the story will definitely be continuing – said baka's friend says that this 'Romi-sama' takes her writing very seriously and practically lives on the computer. She doesn't have much of a life, now does she…? And sorry for Kuro's annoying thing up there. It annoyed me, too."

Kuro rolled her eyes and looked at the next reviewer. "Okay, this one is from neoko-chan."

LUV IT!

Brilliant! Just plain brilliant!

Ja Ne,

Neoko-chan

She smiled and nodded. "Okay, the Grammar Police won't need to invade on this one. Although there aren't full sentences, you obviously meant for it to be read as though spoken, so you're good. You get an A."

The next review was pulled up and Kuro looked at it. "This one's from XXXninjayoaifreakxxx."

I love this story so far! I can't wait for the next chapters!

"You get an A, too. Good! The Grammar Corrections Officer doesn't feel like doing any more work today. The thing is…yaoi is spelled Y-A-O-I, not Y-O-A-I."

Kakashi shook his head and apologized to the reviewer.

Kuro pushed Kakashi out of the way and he crashed into the wall. "Okay, everyone, I want to thank you all for the time you took the read Romi-sama's story! She appreciates it and asked me to give KaibaFan-san neoko-chan, and yoaifreak-san an extra big thank you and this digital triangular cookie!"

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Kuro looked at the failcookie and sweatdropped. "Well, it's a failcookie, and it tastes quite pixelly, but please try to enjoy it anyway! Bye, guys, and we hope to see you all soon!"