AN: Hey y'all .... So im alive... :/ Im sorry I haven't updated in like FOREVER. School's just been a pain in my ass right now, & my job. And I've been sick for like 2 weeks straight and I missed school then I had to do my makeup work then I had to do extra credit because I was failing because of all the days i've missed school and it's the end of the school year and just soooo much stress. Ugh, I need a latte. But for now, I present the new chapter of (SMWILF) I PINKY SWEAR IN THE AIR - SWEAR TO GOD - THAT I WILL UPDATE WEEKLY FROM NOW ON! & THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO REVIEWED ! I LITERALLY LOVE YOU ALL ! NO LIES ! :P

***The reason why the title changed was because I was thinking of a different story then it progressed into this one. Maybe i'll do the original storyline later. But for now.... it's this one. & By the amount of the lovely reviews you guys seem to like it(: It just "warms the cockle of my heart" ROLF.***


EPOV

"Hey, man! I heard Coach Swan moved you up as a quarterback. Is it true?" Mike came up next to my locker where I was currently fishing out my Calculus book.

"Shit if I know" I snorted

"Well your one lucky son of a bitch" He hollered walking away. Fuck him. I slammed my locker and walked towards my math class.

"Hello Edward" Jessica greeted me at the door, sitting at the desk with her skirt wide open.

"Close your monster crotch Jess" I snapped, walking around her to sit at my desk. This bitch is crazy, I told her time after time after time, that I wasn't interested.

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Math class, started and went. The bell rang, signaling that 6th period started, meaning football. The one thing I actually enjoyed at this school.

"Ed, coach wants to see you" James said coming inside the locker room, where I was currently changing into my uniform. I had my pants off which just left my boxers, I had my tshirt half off, just around my neck.

"Immedietly!" James said making a face.

"Dumbfuck" I muttered, putting my plain white tshirt back on and not giving a rat's ass if anyone saw me in my boxers.

I made my way into Coach's Swan office standing infront of his desk, were he was currently sitting down with his feet on the desk.

"So, Cullen... I heard your currently failing your history class. Care to elaborate?"

"That fucker..." Coach swan raised his eyebrows "That teacher.... purposely fails me! I do all my shit and things..."

"Cut the crap Cullen. Basically what im saying is you need to raise your grade, before I have to kick you off the sqaud." He told me, while getting up from his chair

"Don't I know" I muttered under my breath looking towards the corner of his office where I saw a moving shadow

"Hey dad, Billy's calling for you" Bella ? Wait.. what? She gave the phone to Coach who turned and went to the other room

"Did you see Coach Swans daughter? She just moved here" I remembered Jasper telling me.... Fuck me.

While I just stared at her like a dumby, she was looking at me, smiling at me with her plump little lips... Then her eyes trailed down and she chuckled...

I instantly looked down, and in there standing in glory was me in my boxers. Oh no, but that wasn't the embarrassing part, the erection was.

I instantly felt my cheeks and ears burn up. Good thing Coach wasn't looking at me, thank the heavens...

"It's you" She said blushing that sexy blush, giggling like the little vixen she is.

"It's me" I croaked and instantly ran out of Coach's office towards the locker room.

"Shit, dude hide your junk." Emmett, my only friend who didn't give a fuck about me, told me.

"Fuck Emmett, do you know who's in there?" I hissed out, still completely embarrassed, bending over to hide my crotch.

"The hottest chick in the world obviously." He chuckled

"More like the universe! I have the worst fucking boner in history!"

BPOV

Well that was unexpected to say in the least.

"Hey Bells, Billy said that the group down in La Push are having a bonfire tonight, Jacob wants you to come. Feel up to it?" My dad told me handing me my cell back.

"Sure, i'll text him later." I replied

"Good, while you do that, I have to take care of the lunatics out there" He said shaking his head.

"I'll help you" I suggested laughing, hoping to see Edward again. And not to mention to see him in his boxers again. I can't help but laugh about that again.

"What has you laughing so much Bella?" My dad turned around and asked me while we headed out to the fields where the football team were lined up.

I just shook my head and sat on the bleachers. Then that's where I saw Edward and his amazing, tall muscular self. I can't help but stare at him, then he looked at me. I felt a familiar rush of warmthness creeping around my cheeks. And then he winked at me! Holy Butter Scotch...

After a minute of admiring Edward and his butt cheeks in those little spandex he's wearing running all around the field, I felt my ass vibrate.

I instantly took out my cell

Calling : Jacob

"Hey Jake"

"Hey Belly Bop" I heard the smile in his voice

"Oh shut up" I chuckled, he's called me that ever since I can remember.

"Did Charlie tell ya?"

"Yep, he did. I guess I could come up there."

"You guess?" He started laughing

"What?!" I said so curiously

"Your so.... I don't know how to describe it. Anyway, be here, at 7 tonight?"

"Sure"

"It'll be great to see you again."

"Yeah whatever, buh bye." I laughed and hung up.

"Hit the showers!" I heard my father yell, and see a swirl of guys jogging towards the locker room

"Hello there" I heard the softest voice say from behind

"Hi" I said smiling, turning around meeting sight with the most delectable looking guy.... in the world. Yes, the world.

"So we meet again" Edward, said looking slightly embarrassed.

"It's good to see you, bag saver" I joked

"Your welcome, Jesus, You know that took a lot of stamina. You should've felt how strong the tides were" He said, folding his hands.

"I bet they were so strong" I said, pouting my lips on purpose.

I raised my eyebrows when he wouldn't stop looking at my lips

"Boy, you should've felt those waves..." He chuckled nervously " Want to feel my muscles they -"

"Cullen! Get to the showers!" I my dad yelled at him

"Got to go. Can I get your number?" He asked standing up in his magnificent glory.

"Sure" I got out a post it from my backpack and wrote my number

"I'll call you" He winked and hollered at me while he ran towards the locker room. What a man.


I know that was fairly short, but hey guess what? The tudors is on! Hahaa. The best thing next to Twilight. I promise that next chapter WILL BE LONGER! AND TO ALL YOU POSSESIVEWARD LOVERS OUT THERE (including me;) THERE WILL BE SOME SERIOUS POSSESSIVENESS NEXT CHAPTER!

Which will be poster no later than.... maybe Thursday? I would get it a lot sooner but CST's are this week and now I have to study my ass off =(

Wish me luck ! & Please review ! I love what you guys have to say.. You guys are.... very descriptive ;) hehe. Sianara !