I'm on a roll.
You know you're in band when…
You're conducted by Voldemort.
We've had some…interesting…band directors in the past. They've all left for various reasons, some of which are valid and some of which are stopping just short of ridiculous. Our current director, Mr. James, is okay. Most of the band has a love/hate relationship with him. One day he'll do something that pisses you off, the next day he does something super cool. It's quite hard to say if I actually like him or not. He's neutral.
Anyway, when we first met him, he sort of reminded me of a dentist or a doctor. He was carrying around some papers that looked important and he talked like a doctor would talk to a patient. When school started, we sat in band class doing some sight reading. Apparently we missed something he was trying to tell us and he wound up waving his baton angrily at us why making a loud yelling sort of noise (similar to the noise Voldemort makes before using Avada Kedavra.)
That weekend we were all hanging out and someone asked who Mr. James reminded us of. Simultaneously, all of us said "Voldemort." Not only was it hilarious that we had just blurted out the same thing but it's also true. I think they're long lost brothers.
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