A/N I own nothing I only own deity I'm proud to be in my own story
Deity: I hate being tied up
Someone: I got you now!
Deity: oh no not you
Someone: IT'S ZELDA MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Deity: cruel world
Zelda: you have no escape now!
Deity: that's what you think (breaks out but gets hit in eye with laser) and now my eye's swollen I hate Valentine's Day
Zelda: well I love it!
Deity: lemme guess you're gonna make me marry you?
Zelda: yes say yes or die heheheh
Deity: fine fine but why hasn't Ruto appeared?
Zelda: she's hunting link
Deity: then why go for me instead of link?
Zelda: you're easier to catch
Deity: rude!
Zelda: well its true and to make sure you don't leave goodnight! (Hits me on head with a frying pan)
Many many hours later
Deity: oh my god I hate being in this garden
Zelda: zZzZzZzZz
Deity: oh good (gets out to castle courtyard and gets caught by guard … dressed in a suit with flowers all over it A/N alright I had to do that)
Zelda: huh? (Waking up) aww it's not Valentine's Day
Deity: YAY!
Zelda: eh (takes out ocarina of time and plays song of time going back to Valentine's Day)
Deity: nooooooo!
24 hours into the past
Link: zZzZzZz
Navi: screw this (goes to get Saria)
Minutes later Saria comes in with a bucket and throws it on link he wakes up by smacking Saria in the face giving her a bloody nose heheheh
Saria: ow
Link: sorry but then again you're the one who threw water on me
Deity: HEY SHUDUP! I'M SLEEPING HERE!
Saria: who?
Link: don't ask
Saria: good choice
Navi: hey link its Val- oof! (She was cut off)
Saria: Navi! Don't tell him yet also link I invited Zelda, Malon, and Ruto for the day
Link: oh god