Their hotel door slammed behind them and Saria's eye glared daggers at the two blondes before her. "What happened?"

"Hm?" Link sipped at a glass of wine he had just poured, stolen from Zelda's mini fridge, and rose a brow at his friend.

"You. Zelda. Explain."

Zelda slipped into the gold armchair that was situated in the corner of her room and blushed. "Why?" Zelda's room had been the closest and it was the one that Saria had hijacked them in.

"Because I want to be in the loop on whether two of my best friends are playing Tickle This beneath the sheets, okay?" Saria growled, snatched Link's cup from his hands and drained the last of its contents. "Spill, now."

Link blinked at his empty hand, frowned, and glanced up at the Kokiri. "Tickle This?"

"Link, I swear to Din if you even smile at that I will punch your face in!" Saria glared, seething. "This is our band too and if you two are going to try the whole dating thing out then I want to know! IF you split up or can't work something out then some shit is going to go down. Darunia and I deserve to know."

Zelda dropped her head back and huffed. "We were drunk... it was when all of us went out to that club in Fushia... me and Link got back later and... stuff happened, sorta."

"Did you have sex?"

Link frowned, a new glass in his hand, and said with disappointment rampant. "Nope."

Darunia patted his friend's back which earned him a glare from both women in the room. "Gods! Why do I always get those looks?"

"Because you're stupid." Saria glared. "Both of you, leave me and Zelda alone."

Link looked up, surprised. "Why?"

"Get the fuck out!"

Darunia whimpered, snatched his friend up, and escaped out the door. "If you make her hit me, Link, I'm breaking one of your ribs!"

Saria locked the door behind the men, rested her forehead against the door, and sighed. "Zel...?"

"Yes?" The woman was changing into her PJs when Saria turned around but both women were close so it did not seem an unusual thing to do.

"How do you feel about Link? Truly?" Saria had calmed down considerably and sat down on the edge of her bed with her hand wrapped around Zelda's wine bottle, sipping from it.

Now changed, Zelda sat back down in her chair, grabbed the bottle and took a swig of it, with her legs pulled up to her chest. "I...used to think of him like a brother then..he just a guy friend but...now... I...get these feelings."

"Love? Lust? What?" Saria placed the wine to her lips.

"Oh, I know that I love him...its just... sometimes, I want him but..."

Then it hit Saria. "You're afriad to be intimate."

Zelda nodded and spoke, softly. "Yes... Link is like a torch, he's warm and you want to be close... but I'm afraid that if we were to enter into a relationship... I wouldn't be able to...have sex with him."

"Well, how did that night go?"

Zelda frowned. "He got my shirt off and I started crying."

Saria placed a reassuring arm around Zelda and squeezed her. "If you were to tell him that, Zelda, then he would understand... Link is patient and he is also one of the sweetest guys I've ever met... all he wants in this world, right now, is to know that you love him."

Zelda leaned her head on Saria's shoulder and sighed, drinking from her wine. "They call me an International Rock Sex Symbol but sex frightens me... kinda ironic."

"Wanna know what's more ironic?"

"Hm?"

"Darunia is having trouble getting hard."

Zelda glanced at her bottle, saw it was almost empty, and frowned. "We're gonna need more wine."