Chapter 6

So I'm ending this one once and for all. This chapter might surprise you… eh we had a good run my sweet little Rasuka, but it's time to move on to bigger and better things. Review anyways… This is gonna be complete crack just so ya know.

I quickly jumped over the gate, and entered the village. It was past midnight, so everybody should be asleep, other than the night watchers. Sneak into Naruto's house, sneak out. That was my plan. Sweet simple and to the point. I had to make the kill clean so that nobody would suspect what happened.

Naruto's house was in sight. The village was silent, but my heart pounded in my head. Could I really do all of this, for Tobi? Was Tobi really worth all my troubles? Life would be so much simpler if I remained a normal Kunoichi… but not this was the life I chose to live.

The house was silent, when I snuck in. Naruto should be upstairs, asleep. If I was right, I should be able to sneak in, slit his throat, and sneak out in one easy move. I crept upstairs into Naruto's room, making sure I make no sound what so ever. Naruto was asleep soundly in his bed. I gulped, sneaking up closer. The lump under the cover moved slightly. I stopped waiting for it to stop moving. I slowly reached for the blanket, to at least pull it down far enough to see his throat. I moved it down slowly exposing the orange hair. And lower, and lower. I gasped, trying to keep it silent. Hinata was lying beside him, obviously naked. Naruto was also naked. I kept my mouth shut. There was no way I could cut his throat, and Hinata not notice. I turned around slowly, and started to leave.

"Rasuka-chan?" Hinata asked in a whisper. I gulped turning around. She looked at me confused.

"Hinata… I was just…" I had to lie quickly. "You see I really like Naruto so I came in here to stare at him." I lied, realizing that bad my lie was. Hinata smiled.

"Oh… I know the feeling…well…you should go." Hinata said quietly. I nodded, rushing out of the house as fast as I could. I sighed, walking down the road.

"I can't believe how badly I failed…" I grumbled kicking at the ground. I looked up to see Kotetsu and Izumo sneaking around. Curiously, I followed them. They snuck behind a small building, and I snuck after them. I hid behind the wall, and looked. Kotetsu grabbed Izumo's head, and pulled his lips against his own. I flew backwards, blood pouring from my nose.

"Rasuka?" Kotetsu asked, seeing me lying limply on the ground, blood still pouring from my nose. "What are you doing sneaking around?" I looked up at them.

"Nothing…" I replied getting up, wiping the blood away. Izumo looked around, then back at me.

"Don't tell anybody." Izumo grabbed Kotetsu's hand and returned to their hiding place. I left quickly, not wanting to see that again. That was just uncomfortable.

"Rasuka…" A creepy voice whispered. I looked to my left, to see the glint of glasses in the darkness. The sound of buzzing bugs flew around me. "Come into my dark corner." Shino whispered.

"No way, you creep." I said bluntly.

"But I have a present for you." Shino added. I sighed stepping into the darkness regretting it. Shino held out his hand, a small box placed in it. I took it, and opened it. "It's my ring finger." I screamed seeing the bloody cut off finger in the box. "I want to marry you." Shino said reaching out his bleeding fingerless hand. I screamed again, bolting away from him.

I stopped running once I was a few good miles away from him, hopefully. I needed to get out of here quickly, and return to Tobi. I turned around to see the blank face of Sai staring at me.

"Oh Sai you scared me." I mumbled. Sai was silent, his expression the same. "Hello, Sai?" I moved my hand back and forth in front of his face. "Knock it off." I said pushing him lightly on the shoulder. He fell over, exposing the short sword through his back. I gasped stumbling back.

"I had to do it…" A voice said from behind me. I flipped around to see the blonde hair of Ino. She looked at me. "He wanted to break up… I couldn't let him." Ino's eye twitched, blood dripping from her mouth. "I bit off his di-." I ran away before hearing the rest of it. I could only imagine what she had bitten off. What the hell was going on with this village?

My face smashed into a strong body. I stumbled back and looked up. Long spiky white hair stared down at me. Jiraiya turned around. I held in my gasp, seeing Tsunade holding onto him obviously drunk.

"Rasuka!" Jiraiya said also drunk. Tsunade grinned, her shirt flopping open. Her large breasts fell out. Jiraiya exclaimed in joy, grabbing them and squeezing them joyously. "Oh Tsunade!" He cheered. I felt blood drip down my nose again. I turned the other way, and sprinted. Tsunade will regret this in the morning. Everything looked so different to me at this moment. I was lost, for the first time in my life.

"Rasuka?" A soft voice asked quietly. I flipped around to see Kiba and Akamaru. "Are you alright? You look…sick." He said tilting his head. I did feel sick.

"Oh Kiba!" I fell into his arms, feeling my head spin. I looked up into his eyes. His eyes looked different.

"I'm sorry Rasuka." A different voice said. Everything around me changed. I stared up at Killer Bee. My body tensed, as something slid deep into my chest. I looked down slightly to see a kunai lodged in my chest cavity. "We had to do this… we had to stop you from killing Naruto." Killer Bee whispered, gently setting me on the ground. I looked up at the night sky, and my body turned into butterflies. I was not going to die that easily!

So that does kind of set it up for more, but there isn't anymore. Well that was crack filled, and it is finally over! Haha good bye all you readers, especially you Yuti-Chan!