Hizashi: Am I finally going to get my eyes?
Everyone: Shut up Hizashi!
Gogeta: Sheesh you've asked about nothing else for the past week!
Hizashi: I'm sorry, I'm just excited!
Ki'iro: No, you're just annoying!
Naruto: So when does the action pick up again? Absolutely nothing happened in that last chapter.
Gogeta: What are you talking about? Plenty happened.
Naruto: Yeah but no fighting. That's what you're good at and you promised us action!
Gogeta: A good story needs build up and background.
Naruto: Not Star Wars. They just dump you right in the middle of the action.
Gogeta: Well sorry, I'm no George Lucas.
Tenten: You know, your fans are eagerly waiting for this chapter…
Gogeta: I know. I'll get right on it!
Sasuke: So when do I show up?
Gogeta: Security!
"That's really all you learned!" Konohamaru said impatiently after Hinata had reported to him. It was just after dawn and Naruto, Hinata, Inoichi and Konohamaru stood in the Hokage office. Hinata was still a little weak on her feet, but her anguish and sorrow gave her the determination to drive on.
"That's all, Hokage-sama. They came looking for Uchiha blood and were ordered to kill all others. They're searing for Uchiha DNA."
"And you don't know why?" Konohamaru asked.
"No, he wouldn't tell me."
"How is the Intel Division coming along?" Konohamaru asked Inoichi.
"We may know why they were hunting DNA." He said. "the body that Naruto brought back to us was incomplete."
"What?"
"The genetic code of that individual is incomplete…like there were holes in his DNA."
"So they want the blood of an Uchiha, no matter how small an amount, to fill the holes to make a complete Uchiha DNA strand." Konohamaru speculated.
"But how could someone be born with incomplete DNA?" Naruto asked.
"There's only one way…clones." Inoichi said.
"You mean like Shadow Clones?" Naruto asked, unimpressed.
"No Rokudaime. I mean real genetic clones."
"Is that possible?" Konohamaru demaned.
"It seems so." Inoichi said.
"B-but one of them had the Amaterasu." Hinata said.
"So there could be Sasuke and Itachi clones running around?" Naruto asked, fear evident in his voice.
"That is a possibility, but they would not be the same people." Inoichi said. "the clones would have the same jutsu, but not the same power or skill."
"But how would they have Mangekyo Sharingan?" Hinata asked.
"The same way real Uchiha would have one, I suspect." Inoichi said.
"So whoever this enemy is, they've been plotting against us for at least 20 years." Konohamaru said.
"Not necessarily, Nandaime," Inoichi said, "Clones mature faster than normal people. It's possible those clones were only ten or twelve years old."
"What?"
"Possibly younger, depending on if our enemy has created a new technology."
"So he could have an entire Army of Uchiha at his disposal." Konohamaru said, sinking back into his chair. "What did you learn from his memories?"
"Not much," Inoichi said, "We know they are based here in the Land of Fire not too far from Konoha. This ninja had no memories of his base though; almost as if he'd never seen it before."
"What about the five that were in the secret room?" Konohamaru demanded.
"Unfortunately, Rokudaime caused severe damage to their brains when he killed them and we could not recover anything from them."
"I…I did?" Naruto said, dropping his gaze.
"How do we find them then?" Konohamaru said, doing his best to remain calm.
"The old fashioned way…we look." Hinata said. Everyone looked at Hinata, surprised by the power in her voice. She stared back at them stubbornly and gripped her sleeves, "I want my daughter back."
Konohamaru nodded and pointed to Naruto, "Then assemble your team and report back to me when you're ready."
"Yessir!" Naruto said and he and Hinata raced out of Konohamaru's office.
An hour later, Naruto stodd with his group of Hinata, Neji and Tenten while Konohamaru addressed the many other groups that had assembled at the village gates.
"You all know of the attack that occurred last night on our beloved village. The attackers are unkown, but it seems they possess the Sharingan. They attacked our village seeking out those who might possibly have traces of Uchiha blood in them in order to strengthen their own DNA. These enemies you see are genetic replicas created from the DNA of others. They are clones unlike anything we ninja can create. They are merely that though. They are replicas; not the real person.
They also took many of our own. I know that many Hyuuga were taken along with others that the enemy considered special and amny gave their lives in the protection of Konoha's citizens. Your mission is to hunt down these Uchiha clones, recover the captives and destroy the enemy presence. We do not exactly where they are, but we know that they are in the Land of Fire and they are near. Understood?" Konohamaru was answered with a deafening roar from the mass of Konoha ninja. "Then go!"
The ninja began to flow out of the gates and spread out in a wide cone. Some took to the trees while others ran down the road. Naruto and his ground decided to head south since Hinata's kidnappers had gone that way and they weaved in and out of other groups as they adjusted their course.
"Naruto-kun!" a voice called.
He looked around and Naruto saw Lee and his group of Kiba, Shino and Choji coming up alongside him. "What is it, Lee?"
"Sakura-chan wanted me to tell you she is sorry she cannot be part of this mission. She is busy at the hospital and cannot leave."
"We'll need her skills there more than anywhere." Naruto agreed. "Thanks, Lee. Good luck to you."
"Good luck to you too, Naruto-kun. Come everybody; let us triple our pace to cover more ground!"
"Wait, Lee!" Kiba called as he sped away, "We don't have as much stamina as you…"
Lee's team disappeared into the foliage leaving Naruto and his team in silence. They continued to travel through the trees to the south and after a mile, Naruto called a halt.
"Why are we stopping already?" Neji demanded.
Naruto made a hand seal and four clones appeared, "I need to stand still to gather Nature Chakra and this is the spot where I found Hinata." The five Narutos sat in a meditative posture and became very still.
"We don't have time for this!" Neji said, "You have Hinata's and my Byakugan! Your sensory techniques are superfluous right now!"
"Neji-niisan," Hinata said, touching his arm, "We need all the help we can get right now."
Neji glanced at his cousin and she could easily see the anger in his eyes from his last encounter with Naruto. He shrugged off Hinata's arm and began to inspect the area himself, looking for any clue as to where to go. Five minutes later though, the real Naruto got to his feet in Sage Mode. He nodded at the others and they returned to the tree tops, leaving the four clones behind.
"I can barely sense it, but there's a chakra trail leading in that direction." Naruto said indicating further south. "Can either of you see anything?"
Neji and Hinata both looked where Naruto was pointing, but their eyes couldn't see anything.
"There's nothing in that direction for a kilometer." Neji snarled, "Are you sure you aren't mistaken?"
"I know what I'm feeling Neji." Naruto said, "Besides, we don't have any other leads so let's follow this trail."
Naruto stepped off and the others followed, Neji more reluctantly than the others. They followed the trail and with every step, Naruto became more certain that they were going the right way. Not only was the chakra trail getting stronger, but signs of recent ninja activity became more and more common. They crossed a river and suddenly Naruto called a halt again.
"What is it this time?" Neji demanded.
Naruto turned to look at him and as he did, the Sage Mode faded from his body, "I almost missed it, but there's something right in front of us."
"You're crazy!" Neji snapped, "There's nothing there!"
"I'm telling you, it's there. Whatever it is, it's hidden really well. Please, focus." Naruto pleaded.
Neji glared at Naruto and was about to yell when Hinata cut him off, "There is something there…like he says, it's hard to see, but there is something there. Look there, nii-san." Hinata said pointing to the sky. "See the odd haze right there."
"It's just from the heat." Neji said, but even as he said it, he realized that this haze was some kind of illusionary technique.
"I don't know what that is." Naruto said, "but anything that has gone to that much trouble to be hidden can't be friendly."
"Agreed." Hinata said.
"Either way, we should probably check it out. How far is it?" Naruto asked.
"About a mile." Neji said.
"Then let's move!" Naruto said and they doubled their pace.
Shikage stirred in her sleep. She rubbed her eyes with her heavy arms and noticed the sweet smell of flowers. Her eyes opened and she saw some of Kurotsubaki's flowers sitting in a vase. She sat up and found Kurotsubaki in a chair next to her bed.
"Good morning." Kurotsubaki said.
"Good morning," Shikage yawned, but then she remembered the night before and she was wide awake. "Kurotsubaki, where are we? What happened? Where are our parents?"
"Calm down." Kurotsubaki said, covering Shikage's mouth, "We're in the hospital, our parents are fine and as for what happened, the adults aren't letting us know."
"Us?"
"Iwa, me and you," Kurotsubaki explained.
"What about Ki'iro and Hizashi?" Shikage asked, afraid of what the answer might be.
"I don't know. Haruno-san won 't say anything besides our families are ok."
"So something has happened to them." Shikage said.
"Most likely."
"Where's Iwa then?"
"With some friends of Ka-san's. Two old ladies named Shizune-san and Tsunade-san."
"Who are they?"
"Who are we?" a voice said from the other room. "Well for starters, I am Godaime Hokage." Tsunade stepped into the room with a flourish. Her appearance hadn't changed much due to her jutsu, but she allowed some silver to mix with her golden hair. She walked to the bed and took a look at Shikage. "I'm also the one who healed you."
"Hey, I helped too, Tsunade-sama!" Shizune said also entering the room as well with Tonton in her arms. She hadn't changed much either, but her chest showed that she'd adopted some of Tsunade's habits.
"So did Shino, but you don't hear him complaining about it."
"If he was here he probably would be." Shizune said and went back into the other room.
"So you were really Hokage before Rokudaime?" Shikage asked.
"I knew him back when he was just a runt." Tsunade said looking nostalgic.
"I didn't know that girls could be a Kage." Shikage said.
"Haven't you ever looked at the Hokage Stone Faces?" Tsunade asked.
"I live in Sunagakure, Tsunade-sama." Shikage said shaking her head.
"Don't Shikamaru and Temari talk about me?"
"We don't talk much at all."
"Hmm…I'll have to have a talk with them later." Tsunade said, a dangerous tone in her voice.
"Can you tell me what's going on then, Tsunade-sama?" Kurotsubaki asked.
"First of all I'd like you both to call me Ba-chan." Tsunade said, "As for what's going on, it's nothing for you to worry about right now."
"What about Ka-san and To-san? We have to be back in Suna soon." Shikage said.
"Don't worry," Tsunade said, "Kazekage-sama has been informed and understands. Your parents are currently on a top secret mission so until they come back, you're stuck with a couple of old ladies."
"Tsunade-sama! I'm still young." Shizune called from the next room.
"Yes, yes and Tonton can fly." Tsunade yelled making the girls laugh, "Now how about some breakfast?"
Shikage and Kurostubaki leapt off the hospital bed and ran into the next room which was the children's area. The walls were painted bright happy colors and toys were scattered here and there. Iwa sat at a table with Shizune already back in his green body suit; eating a bowl of cereal.
"Sorry, we're not very good cooks, so cereal is probably the best thing right now." Shizune said.
"Shikage-chan! How are you doing?" Iwa said, getting out of his chair and meeting her at the door.
"I-I'm ok, Iwa-kun." Shikage said, a little taken aback by his forwardness.
"It's amazing how much he looks and acts like Lee." Tsunade laughed.
"You fixed To-sama once didn't you, Tsunade-bachan?"
"You always ask me that when you see me, Iwa-kun." Tsunade laughed, "but yes, I fixed him good as new."
"And you trained Ka-sama?"
"Yes I did." Tsunade sighed.
"Awesome!" Iwa said and returned to his cereal.
"Just like Lee." Shizune agreed.
Just then the door opened and Sakura stepped in. She was dressed in her nursing gowns which were far from being pure white. She sank into a chair next to Iwa and looked exhausted.
"Losts of sick?" Tsunade asked, giving Shikage and Kurotsubaki their bowls.
"Like you wouldn't believe." Sakura said patting Iwa's head.
"Oh I think I could imagine." Tsunade said.
"I'm usually not this tired though. I don't know what's going on."
"Didn't Lee tell you?" Shizune asked, "I know I told him."
"Tell me what?"
"I'm kind of surprised you haven't noticed it yourself." Tsunade chuckled.
"What haven't I noticed?" Sakura said, getting irritated.
"You've got a bun in the oven." Tsunade said with a sly smile.
Sakura went quiet for a moment, her face blank and expressionless. She leaned back in her chair and placed her hand over her womb. Her chakra flooded the area and she felt the small heartbeat of the child with her. Sakura's face eased into a smile, "Another Haruno, eh?"
"What does it mean to have a bun in the oven?" Iwa asked, looking around for any sign of an oven.
"It means you have a little brother or sister on the way." Sakura said.
"No way!" Iwa said and leapt to his feet, "Where did he come from?"
"Well you see when a male-"
"Tsunade-sama!" Shizune cut her off and Tsunade did her best to look innocent.
"To-san and I put our love together and now the baby is growing inside me." Sakura explained.
"Can I talk to him?" Iwa asked.
"Of course." Sakura said, "The more you talk to a baby when it's growing, the better it will know you when it's born."
"Can I talk too, Haruno-san?" Shikage asked.
"Sure. I want the baby to know all of you." Sakura said.
"I will train him to be stronger than To-sama and myself!" Iwa declared.
"You keep calling the baby a boy, Iwa-kun. How do you know?" Tsunade asked.
"I just know." Iwa said simply.
Just then the door burst open again and Ino came running in, "Sakura, come quick! Its…" but her voice trailed off when she saw Iwa. "It's…something important." She said, making face to suggest how urgent it was.
"I'll be right there," Sakura said and made to get up, but Tsunade put a firm hand on her shoulder.
"Rest for a bit, I'll take over for a while."
"But, Tsunade-sama."
"Rest. You'll need it. This is a one-time offer, got it?"
"Yes, ma'am." Sakura said and relaxed.
Tsunade got to her feet and met Ino at the door. "What's the problem, Ino?"
"It might be better for Sakura-chan to handle this one." Ino said, but Tsunade closed the door.
"She's under a lot of stress right now. Plus I'm still a skilled medic."
"Well, Tsunade –sama, it's…it's Lee."
Lee raced on with his group of Choji, Kiba, and Shino. They had split away from Naruto's group several miles before hand when Kiba called a halt.
"What is it, Kiba-kun?" Lee asked.
"I can smell Naruto and his group. They're really far away, but Naruto entered Sage Mode. Do you think he could be in trouble?"
"Not likely." Shino muttered, "Even Pain didn't stand a chance against him in Sage Mode."
"We'd kinda just get in the way wouldn't we?" Choji chuckled.
"Besides, we have some company of our own." Shino said.
"Who is it?" Lee asked.
"I don't know," Kiba said, picking up the new scent, "they smell weird though; like cotton candy."
"Could you be smelling the left-overs from yesterday's festival?" Choji asked.
"No, my insects tell me they are ninja." Shino said.
"Then let us prepare for them." Lee said and the four disappeared into the foliage.
The enemy soon appeared in the trees and Lee had to agree that they smelled sweet. As they approached, Lee saw that they each had large handfuls of candy and other treats.
"Why do we have to get this stuff?" one of the three said.
"The maker told us to and that should be good enough for you." The one in the middle said.
"I don't see what you're complaining about," the third one said, smacking his lips.
"Hey, don't eat any of it!" the middle one said, he seemed to be the leader.
"Aww, come on. Just a little bit?"
The lead ninja landed on a branch and spun on the spot. His foot connected with the third ninja's gut and he slammed into the ground. The other two retrieved the drop candy and approached their comrade. They tapped his face with their feet and when he did not stir, they presumed him dead. The candy was handed to the leader and the subordinate pulled out a kunai. He knelt over the fallen comrade and Lee had to look away as the dead ninja's eyes were extracted from his skull.
"A failed copy. Perhaps the next will be more mature." The leader said as his subordinate dropped the eyes into a vial. "Let's move on."
They returned to the tree tops and continued on their way. From their hiding places, the four Konoha ninja released breaths they hadn't realized they'd been holding. They emerged from their hiding spots and dropped to the forest floor to examine the mutilated corpse.
"Why did they do that?" Lee asked.
"Could they have been clones?" Choji wondered.
"Either way, they had Ki'iro-chan with them recently." Kiba said, "I can smell her on this guy."
"We should probably follow those guys then." Shino said, "Good thing I put my insects on them."
"What about the body?" Lee asked. "One of us should take it back to Konoha for examination.
But at those words, smoke began to issue from the body. Lee reacted first and dove, doing best to absorb the explosion but he was thrown off and the fireball engulfed the rest of the team.
"Guess that takes care of them." The subordinate said.
"Don't be too sure." The leader said and dropped his candy. "Come out, I know that didn't get you."
Lee emerged from his hiding spot in the foliage, a determined look on his face, "So you knew that did not work."
"I wasn't sure, but since you revealed yourself, you proved I was right."
"How dare you!" Lee scowled, "You made me look like a fool!"
"Before our eyes, all are fools." The subordinate chuckled.
"So this is who Konoha sent after us. Can't say I'm very scared." The leader goaded.
"I will make you eat those words!" Lee yelled and attacked the subordinate, but his kick went right through the enemy. Just like Madara, Lee thought. He landed behind the subordinate and turned just as the subordinate's foot collided with his face. Lee's head hit the ground and he felt the subordinate rest his foot on his head.
"Should I end him?" the subordinate asked, putting pressure on Lee's head.
"Might as well." The leader agreed.
"Oh no you don't! Let's go Akamaru!" Kiba yelled as they burst out of the foliage. They leapt at the two enemies; Kiba for the leader and Akamaru the subordinate. "Now, Fang over Fang!" They began to spin and the leader dodged while the subordinate allowed Akamaru to pass through him. Kiba and Akamaru crossed and came back for a second attack, but this time the enemy retaliated. Kiba streaked toward the subordinate but he kicked Lee up and used him as a shield. Kiba dodged at the last second and slammed into the ground. The leader simply dodged and threw a kick as Akamaru spun past him. The kick collided with Akamaru's gut and he also fell to the ground.
"Is this all?" the leader asked, but even as he spoke, the area grew darker. He looked up and saw Choji high in the air, in front of the sun.
"Super Expansion Jutsu!" he cried and suddenly grew to ten times larger. He plummeted earthward and slammed into the ground. "That should've done it." He said and shrank back down to normal size.
"What was that?" the lead ninja asked, glaring down at Choji.
"I think he might have hurt his friend with that last one." The subordinate said holding up Lee by his arm. His other arm seemed to be broken and blood was coming out of his ears and mouth.
"T-There's no way I did that!" Choji said.
"Yeah, I may have done it when I dragged him into the ground with me, but I guess we'll never know."
"You…you bastards." Kiba groaned, getting back to his feet.
"Just stay down." The leader said, suddenly behind Kiba. He kicked Kiba behind his knee and when he fell to his knees, the leader stomped on his neck, driving him to the ground. Akamaru bared his teeth and rushed the leader, but he swung his arm and his elbow struck Akamaru between the eyes, knocking him out. Akamaru fell unconscious next to Kiba who was also fighting for consciousness. Choji got to his feet as well, but the subordinate threw Lee at him and Lee's head slammed into Choji's face, breaking his nose. Choji staggered backward, but caught Lee in his arms and the subordinate closed the distance between them to knee Choji in the gut. He collapsed to his knees and received a kick to his already broken nose.
"So this is the best that Konoha has to offer…pathetic." The leader said, pulling out a kunai. "Your village should thank me for disposing of some worthless ninja like you."
"Once more, I have been over looked." Shino said and revealed himself.
"Oh look, another bug has come to get squashed." The subordinate laughed.
"Funny you should mention bugs." Shino said and raised his arms.
A swarm of beetles boiled out of each sleeve and hung around Shino like a cloak. He made some seals and the beetles swarmed the two ninja. The leader made hand seals as well and his fire ball engulfed several of the beetles, but he couldn't get them all. His body was soon covered in insects and he screamed in pain as they drained his body of chakra. Soon he didn't even have the strength to stand and he fell to the ground. The subordinate was also swarmed, but began to escape by sinking into the ground. Shino forced his beetles to focus on the subordinate and just as his chin was about to vanish, he stopped.
"That was close." Shino muttered as his bugs continued to buzz around him.
The lead ninja glared at Shino and seemed to be struggling with himself. He closed his eyes and seemed to come to a decision. "You there, bug guy."
"My name is Aburame Shino." He corrected.
"Whatever." The leader muttered, "You have bested my comrade and myself…I shall reveal our master's plan to you."
"Go on." Shino said.
"You can't be serious!" the subordinate screamed.
"Come closer…getting hard to talk."
Shino approached the enemy and knelt to hear him better. The leader opened his mouth and spoke a single word before his eyes rolled back in his head and he began to melt where he lay. The subordinate opened his mouth as well, but Shino covered his mouth with beetles. He glared at Shino and screamed unintelligibly. That was enough, however, as his eyes rolled back in his head and he too began to dissolve. Shino's beetles returned to him and he checked his friends. They were all alive, but Lee was hurt pretty badly. He helped Choji and Kiba to their feet and used his beetles to carry Lee and Akamaru. The three of them went back the way they had come, heading back to the village.
"So what did he say before he…melted?" Kiba asked
"Inchiki." Shino said. "It means 'one who uses magic,' 'trickster,' or 'fake.'"
Hizashi stared into the face of the old man. It had lost some of its softness, being replaced by a kind of manic thrill.
"You…you could really do that?" Hizashi asked quietly.
"Of course." Inchiki said, "It's a simple matter of DNA. All the answers, dear boy, are inside you."
"inside me?"
"yes, in your blood, or to be more exact, in your DNA."
"How would you change my eyes?"
"All I would need is a sample of your blood so I could analyze your genes and once I'd isolated the Byakugan gene, I'd turn it on for you."
"Could…could you turn the gene off?"
"Dear boy, why would you want to do that?" Hizashi remained silent, but stared stubbornly at Inchiki. "I suppose I could."
"Have you taken any of Ki'iro's blood?"
A look of passed over Inchiki's face; one of realization and sadness, "Here I thought you'd want to turn off your own Byakugan if you didn't like it…to think you'd plot against your own cousin like that."
"I never said…"
"As a magician," Inchiki said, holding up his hand to silence Hizashi, "you learn that words have power. Unfortunately, those words that are left unspoken often have far more power than those that are said."
"What?"
"You have a friend you spar with, do you not?"
"Yeah, Iwa."
"When you beat him in a match, do you hoop and holler?"
"Yes." Hizashi said, "What else would I do?"
"Imagine if you did nothing…merely turned your back on him and walked away."
Hizashi imagined it and his eyes went wide with wonder, "That'd be so cool!"
"The power of the unspoken word."
"I'm sorry, Inchiki-san."
"Nothing to worry about, lad. It's normal for a ninja to seek an advantage over his foe. It shows tenacity, determination, strategy, intelligence and wisdom."
"So you can give me a complete Byakugan?" Hizashi asked, coming full circle.
"That just shows you have a one-track mind." Inchiki chuckled. "but yes, I can."
"Why would you do it for me?"
"I'm a magician. Helping people is what I do."
"What are you not saying?" Hizashi asked.
"Interesting question." Inchiki said, stroking his moustache, "What do you suppose I'm not saying?"
"That there's a price."
"Ah indeed there is."
"And what would that be?"
"A sample of your blood and your cousin's."
"Why do you need her blood? Isn't mind good enough?"
"Think about it, lad. I need to compare your DNA to hers so I can isolate the Byakugan gene." Inchiki gestured and a door opened, brilliant light spilling into the void. "Convince your cousin to give me a sample and you shall have your Byakugan."
Hizashi began to be sucked toward the light and he had to shield his eyes, "Wait, where is Ki'iro? How will I find you when I've convinced her?"
"Say 'hi' to your parents for me." Inchiki said and the next thing Hizashi knew, he was falling away from the magician and being swallowed by the light.
Gogeta: Sorry this one was so late guys, had a really busy weekend-
Gotenks Uchiha: Yeah you were trying to make me throw up all weekend! Hua Octoberfest!
Naruto: Who the hell is that?
Gogeta: Oh, that's my battle buddy and co-joke writer.
Kids: Nice to meet you Gotenks-san!
Gotenks: Hi kids!
Tenten: Why did he say that in such a creepy way?
Neji: Well he is a joke writer, he may be socially awkward.
Gotenks: Hey, don't talk about my personal life!
Ino: Sorry, we'll stay away from the lonely pit of despair that is Gogeta's and your life at Ft. Gordon.
Sai: I'm not sure, but is his rudeness due to having a small-
Gotenks: Shut the fuck up!
Lee: Gogeta-san! Why did you make me seem so weak? I thought I was one of your favorite characters?
Kiba: Yeah? We all got our asses handed to us except for Shino.
Shino: I may have paid him to give me a bigger role…
Choji: You son of a bitch!
Gotenks: I may have had something to do with that as well…
Kiba: Let's go Choji!
Gotenks: Hang on a minute guys…let's talk about this…
Choji&Kiba: Charge!
Gotenks: Waaaaait! AAAAAAHHHHHH! I'm blasting off again!
Gogeta: Hmm…maybe I shouldn't have invited him…oh well.
Naruto: Wow, nice Team Rocket impression.
Hinata: Is it just me, or did it seem like you were copying Army Wives there for a minute?
Gogeta: Yeah, that was kind of a tribute to one of my friends who watches that stupid show.
Tenten: Sure…for your friend…
Gogeta: Shut up Tenten
Hizashi: When is something going to happen with me? Nothing happened as far as my story in concerned!
Gogeta: Well actually you're going to get…
Hizashi: Why'd you stop?
Gogeta: Oh sorry, I was just expecting-
Kakashi: SPOILERS!
Gogeta: Yeah, that. Alrighty thank you to all my fans for your continued support-
Gotenks: Damn you Kiba and Choji…
Gogeta: Oh a shooting star! Make a wish!
Shino: I wish to keep my major role…
Hizashi: I wish you'd hurry up and give me my eyes.
Iwa: I wish you'd let me do something in this fanfic.
Gogeta: Alright, that's enough. Until next week guys.