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"I knew she was the one when I saw her walk in that club last night. I just…I just had this feeling that I can't explain." Hmmmm.. Alice's voice is so sexy right now but I swear she sounds like a dude. It may sound sexy but she needs to shut the FUCK up. Like seriously she must not know how much I drank last night. That bitch should have told me to stop drinking. Fucking bitch ass traitor.

"Alice shut your fucking mouth close." I mumbled into my pillow.

"Hey mom she's waking up I'll call you later okay? Love you" I know I told her to- wait mom? I thought she didn't talk to her mom anymore. As soon as I realized this I popped up on my elbows and looked at her … no him.

Definitely a him. Six pack, sack in the pack and all. Those eyes are so..Green.

I swear that my fucking babies are going to have those eyes. "Hello there Mrs. Cullen how are you feeling?" Mr. I-got-some-pretty-damn-sexy green eyes said, with the most crooked but sexiest smile ever. It's like one side is up and the other is like…twitched.

"Well Mr. I-got-some-pretty-damn-sexy-green eyes, "His eyes lightened up in amusement at the name "I'm feeling very satisfied right now thank you for asking but I also have the worst hangover right now. Look I have a friend waiting for me at my Hotel so I have to go back to her because I know she's worried and all. I'm sure last night was great or whatever. You know eye rolling, toe curling and all that. Wait Mrs. Cullen? The fuck you talking 'bout Willis?"

Mrs. Cullen. Mister has me mixed up. I know he didn't make me have a three-some with him last night. Nu-uh I don't do that. That's just wrong on so many levels.

All happiness and smiles … oh that smile, was washed from his face. "You don't remember our wedding?"

I just stared at him. That's all I could do was stare. Sitting here and starring at him waiting for the punch line. "You're serious? Well let me get dressed so we can head down to the court house and get an annulment before they close. " No fucking way was my white ass going to stay married to the sexy beast. No sir I will not.

Wrapping the silky sheet around my naked body I stood from the bed ready to search for my clothes when he pounced. He fucking pounced on my ass and my ass landed right back where it started.

On the damn bed.

He straddled my waist and held my arms above my head. The fuck? I know I shouldn't be but I'm not going to complain not one bit. Just take me now! Do it! I surrender! Oh shit? Role-play!

"No Bella I'm not going to do it." So no role-playing? I wanted to wear that new plaid skirt i just got. Ah damn is he talking about going to the courthouse? Why the fuck not? "Somehow I just know that you're the one for me. I don't know how but it feels like I've known you forever. I felt your presence before I saw you. It was like a tingling in my body. Like right now when I touch you, do you feel it?" He questioned as he ran a finger down my cheek bone and across my neck.

To be honest I did feel it and that terrifies me. "Please," he pleaded rubbing his nose across my face, "Give me a year. Just a year to show you that we can work and if you want to leave then you can."

"I don't even know your name. You know nothing about me and I don't know anything about you." I argued.

"Your name is Bella Swan short for Isabella Swan. You're 20 years old and you're from Forks, Washington but now you live in Seattle. You're Chief Executive Editor at Volturi Inc. and you're here for vacation." He explained and never looking away from my eyes. "My name is Edward Cullen I'm 25 years old and I'm from Chicago. I live in Seattle too and I'm CEO of Cullen Auto's. I'm here for vacation too."

"Now you know as much about me as I know you. Please," he whispered leaning closer to my face. Our lips only a peck apart. His dark green eyes dazzling me trapping me into some sort of trance. "Give me a chance."

All of a sudden I was sitting in a dark room with a devil Bella Swan and an Angelic Bella Swan on two separate T'V monitors in front of me.

"Yeah Bella." Devil me said. "Look at him. He's desperate. Apparently he holds some kind of feelings for you. Think of the good you can get from this. He's CEO of CULLEN AUTO'S. Isn't that where you got your car?"

I nodded my head looking her in the eyes with my eyebrow rose. "Your point is?"

"Good sex, money"

"I have plenty of that, now continue." I interrupted.

"Bella he's a nice young man." Angel me started. "He DOES love you but he just doesn't want to scare you. After everything you've been through you deserve this. You deserve this type of happiness. Even though this is the wrong situation for it to happen in, you two were bound to meet sometime. It's called fate Bella." She whispered to me at the end.

All of a sudden I was back to reality, except Edward wasn't straddling me again. I heard movement from the living room and … a zipper? Is he leaving? Bitch nawl!

Wrapping the sheet around my body for the second time today I ran out into the room and saw him packing with tears on his face. When he looked up at me, it pained me to see how hurt he was.

How can he make me feel this way? It's not natural for me. "What are you doing?" I asked. I didn't even get to answer him. He just left me. Fucking quitter-ma-jitter.

"I'm packing my stuff. You don't want me here so I won't-" he started but I interrupted by tackling him to the couch. I wrapped my arms around his neck and lowered my lips on his. The shock must have worn off because he finally wrapped his arms around me and kissed me back.

Leaning back I looked him in his eyes. Maybe it was true when people say that you can see everything in someone's eyes. I tried to show him how sincere i was when I told him this. " I don't know what you're doing to me. I've never felt like this before. We don't know each other beside the basic facts. I should just let you go but I can't, and I'm not." I said as I saw the hurt look return but quickly went back to hope and something else.

Dammit this man is fucking up my allergies. Shit, I thought as I quickly tried to wipe away the tears. My arms tightened around his neck as I placed my head in the crook of his neck. "Don't leave me."

"I don't know what I'm feeling either, but I know I wouldn't leave you Bella." He muttered kissing me again. He ran his tongue across my lips seeking entrance so I opened my lips. As soon as his tongue entered mine things got rough.

My hands went to his hair and I started pulling. I could feel his erection under me from the limited amount of clothing we have on. I ground my center down onto him and moaned at the pleasure. Just as I was about to get it on with Edward I saw my Elmo vibrating on the kitchen table. I just stared at it for a total of 15 seconds when Edward looked behind me to see what I was looking at. I shrugged my shoulders at it and went back to start kissing my sexy beast when I heard her. That freaking pixie.

"BELLLLAAAA THIS FUCKING RAPIST GOT ME DRUNK AND TOOK ADVANTAGE OF ME. HE-HE RAPED ME AND AND HE...HE DID THE BRITTANY SPEARS AND FUCKING MARRIED ME!"Cue the sobs "OH BELLLA HELP ME. OH GOD WHAT IF I HAVE A RAPIST BABY. Speaking of…. WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU? Love Alice." I just gaped at it. The fuck?

Rapist Baby? I looked at my naked body wrapped in a sheet and looked at Edward who is only in boxers. Then I looked around at the damage in the room. Broken lamp, bar stools on the floor, pictures on the floor. Dammit, I can't remember having rough sex really?

"Did we use condoms?" As soon as I said condoms his eyes snapped to mine and widened.

Two rapist babies Alice, two rapist babies.

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