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I screamed out a sob as I laid my head down on the toilet. "It's his entire fault! He just wanted to knock me up and now look at me! I mean I'm getting my favorite sweatpants all sweaty." I sobbed.

"SHUT UP BELLA," Pixie yelled from the guest bathroom. "THAT RAPIST KNOCKED ME UP TOO. I told them to divorce us or something. Why don't they listen?" She went on.

"Alice I'm not divorcing Edward, we went over this now." I sighed.

It's been three weeks since we left Sin City and returned home and things with Edward and I has been going great. He decided to move in with me since he lived in a condo downtown with Jasper, whose Alice's Rapist. He's actually a sweet and charming guy but she just doesn't want to admit it to him.

A week after we got home we, as in Alice and I, have discovered that we were in fact…knocked the fuck up. Sexy beat was so happy that he cried and spun me around..In my front fucking yard where everybody can see me. But this morning sickness began to start killing me and I made sure that he knew it to.

He thought that just because he was at work that I couldn't call him and complain, but I do call him. All. The. Fucking. Time. I call him so much that his secretary Rosalie is one of my new besties.

I thought that I was a bitch by myself, add Me and Alice together with these damn hormones and the term bitch becomes an understandment.

"Bellllaaaaa make it stop," She whined through the wall. Fucking whiner.

I got my big ass up and stalked to the sink. I looked in the mirror and looked at myself in the mirror wandering how I got this far in life. I'm a successful individual, I'm married, and having expecting a baby two weeks after said marriage.

Sighing I shook my head to clear my thoughts and began to brush this vile aftertaste out of my mouth. Exiting my bedroom and walking out into the hall, I yelled at Alice to suck it up and to come downstairs. As soon as my foot touched the first step I heard the keys in the front door. A grin instantly covered my face as I raced down the rest of the stairs and jumped into the arms of my … husband.

He caught me mid-air, chuckled. and pecked my lips ," I missed you too , love" he said and put me down. "Did you run down the stairs again Bella?" He questioned as he put his briefcase down by the door.

"Who me? No way I would never harm this baby in any shape or form." I said nodding my head at the end.

"Bella," He started to scold me. It's the same thing every time I do something wrong in his head. Blah blah blah, it's just irritating me now. "And besides I don't want our first born to get hurt nor do I want you hurt either so please take it easy." He finished.

"If I were you Eddie-Boy," He scowled at the nicknamed but nodded his head towards Alice as a greeting "I would ask her what you said because I doubt she even listened." She concluded plopping her big ass on my sofa.

"Shut up that's why you're having a rapist's baby!" I yelled throwing one of the couch pillows at her. I laid my head in the crook of Edwards neck while trying to sniff these big ass tears back in.

He pulled me into his lap and wrapped his arms around my waist rocking me back and forth like I'm a fucking child or something. "Where the hell is Jasper anyway Alice?"

That is a good question. Where the fuck is Jasper? "Where the hell is my Elmo?" I asked when I realized it wasn't in my pocket. "Edward can you call my Elmo?" I asked while looking around the area behind his head.

"Why don't you just go check in the room?" Did he just.. I know he did NOT just tell me.

"Whatcha say?" I asked as I leaned my head back and gave him the bitch brow.

I thought he was going to give in but no. This motherfucker decides to get that damn stick stuck up his ass today. "Get up off your ass and go look for it your own self."

I looked at Alice and Alice looked at me with wide eyes then we both looked at Edward.

"You dick sucking son of a bitch." I said as I shoved his ass into the back of the couch as I stood up from the couch. I know I'm acting like a child but still, wasn't he the one who wanted to take it easy? I stomped up the stairs into the bedroom when I heard his footsteps try to chase after me. As soon as I stepped into the room I slammed the door into the frame and locked the door. "Whose your bitch now BIATCH?" I internally screamed.

I let out a loud gasp as I saw Elmo sitting in the middle of the bed. "Elmo" I squeaked as soon as Edward started trying to open the door. I turned my head in his direction as if I expected him to start talking to me or something.

"Bella baby I didn't mean it. I was having a stressful day at work."

"And Last night I let Alice lick my ass, yeah fucking right you son of a bitch." I screamed.

"HEY DON'T BRING ME INTO THAT SHIT BELLA!" That ass-licker screamed from downstairs or wherever she at.

"Bella baby let me in please?" He pleaded. And cue the tears people. I'm such a cry baby now days. People won't take me seriously now!

I ran over to unlock the door and ran and jumped back on the bed. I pulled my knees up to my chest and rested my head on it while looking out the balcony.

I heard Edward unlock the door and close it before taking hesitant but quiet steps toward me. He picked up my body set me in his lap as if I weighed nothing and as soon as I was situated I started sobbing into his chest.

"I'm so so-sorry that I'm being so mean to you. I d-didn't mean it. Baby I'm so sorry I promise I won't do it again." Okay so I lied, I'm pretty sure I will do it again so what?

"Shh love. It's not your fault. I know it was you're hormones baby but that's okay you know why?" I shook my head I as I rested it in the crook of his neck. Sexy beast smells so good.

"It's because you're carrying another life inside of you that both of us created together Bella. A little tantrum isn't going to hurt my feelings except the pain I felt for hurting you babe. You can throw plates and remotes at my head but in the end it would all be worth it, because I get to be able to spend the rest of my life with my little boy or girl with the woman I love." I gasped in looked into his eyes.

"You love me?" I whispered.

"Yes, Bella. I will always love you. Forever and a lifetime love." He said kissing me on the forehead.

"I love you too Edward" I muttered before he attacked me with his lips.

"Say it again." He demanded as he turned my body so that I was straddling him.

"I love you. I love my husband Edward Anthony Masen Cullen. Even if his mother gave him two middle names and it takes me five seconds to say it. I love you , I love you, I love you." I said with a peck on the lips every time I said it.

He rolled us over so that I was flat on my back. "Oh yeah?" He asked me before removing my shirt off of my body.

"Oh yes Sir indeed Mr. Cullen," I said in a voice the screamed sex.

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