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*3 Months Later*

"Why the fuck are you staring at me? Are you hungry? Cause I meeaaann you just ate…" I said eyeing my baby mama whose currently stretched out on my couch.

Pixie lifted her head off the pillow and glared at me, " Listen here you fat bitch , at least my stomach just looks like I got full from eating and not having twins!"

"Dumb ass I am having twins if you did not know, WHICH you do know." I replied.

"Go suck something Bella, just go." She muttered and switched on the tv.

I hate that damn thing with everything in me. Edward decided that I needed to upgrade from my 32" flat screen to this 64" HD flat screen. I mean what does HD even mean? Huge Device?

Speaking of Edward, I wonder when he will be home cause Alice in Motherland is making me want some ice cream. Cue the pout, which earned a look from Alice in Motherland herself.

This house is just so damn boring. Why you ask? Because my husband whom I have been married to for a good five months, decided that Alice and I, were carrying precious cargo and that we should take it easy. Which means *Inner Bella clears throat* : No driving, no walking outside, no swimming except if we're taking a bath, no running, no going to get the mail, and no picking up heavy items.

The hell with that! I need to get out of this damn house. You wanna know the bad the thing about it? Jasper is letting him do this! Pussy ass.

"MARY!"

"Bitch what? I'm sick of you yelling at me today! First, you yelled at me when I was pissing on the toilet, then you scared the shit out of me when I was making me some toast. So what Bella dearest? WHAT do you want?" she ranted.

Pushing myself off the couch I replied "Go put on some clothes, we're going out."

Alice's eyes immediately got large, "But what about Jasp-"

"Forget about them! We're grown ass women, who are they to tell us what we can and cannot do. So for the last time, Get Dressed before I leave you here." I interrupted already halfway up the stairs.

Once I reached my closet, I immediately grabbed my navy and white knitted sweater and a long-sleeved camisole to go underneath it. Reaching up on my tip toes, I snatched a bag from the top shelf which I knew contained my gray jeggings and new navy toms with a striped pattern in the back.

Bending down to put my shoes on, I spotted a silver ring in the corner of the room. Curious to what it was I walked over and realized it was the same ring I accused Alice of stealing three weeks ago. Oh well, I'm not apologizing.

I quickly wobbled to the bathroom and put my hair and a messy bun. Grabbing my phone, I threw it inside of my purse and headed back downstairs towards the garage. When I walked past the living room through the kitchen, I noticed that Alice still wasn't down yet, so I grabbed the keys to the truck and went and got situated.

Five minutes later, Mary Fucking Alice popped her ass in the passenger seat.

"You're late," I stated as I started back out towards the street. "We have a total of six hours to get to the mall and back before Edward gets home and notices that I left the house. Which means that we have ten minutes to get there, four hours to shop, an hour to eat, 10 minutes to come back home, and the rest we have to hide the goods. Let's do this."