Disclaimer: None of the recognizable characters from P&F are mine, only the plot
Chapter 2: Perry
After snatching the old Fedora underneath my bed, I raced to the secret entrance to the base. It always annoyed me that the commander switched its location every day. Today, it was under Candace's bed, and I quickly made my escape.
After going through my tube to the large screen and assorted weapons stock, my commander flashed onto the screen.
"Agent P.! Dr. Doofenshmirtz has been seen buying peculiar items. Just today we spotted him buying a puppy magazine and dog food. Somethings up and we need you to check it out!" the commander barked. I responded with my trademark "Crrrrrrr"
I jumped into the flying car and zoomed off to Dr. D's large odd shaped building.
"Oh hello Perry." Dr. Doofenshmirtz said. As if on command a large dog burst from behind him, and I felt fetters chain me to the crate I was behind. The dog ran up to me and started biting me, leaving bloody marks up and down my odd colored body. Damn.
"As you may have noticed, this is my dog Killer." Dr. Doofenshmirtz said calmly. "But he's not my amazing invention, this is!" He proudly pulled a large sheet off a strange contraption. "Allow me to present, The Killer..inator!" I sighed, he always had the worst names for this crap of his. "It can torture innocent people till death!" What? I was instantly confused. Dr. D never had any weapons that could actually hurt people!!!! He pulled out some little kid. "Now to demonstrate!"
Aw shit. Now I had some kid to rescue. Quickly I grabbed the dagger in my belt with my teeth and plunged it into the attacking dog. It whimpered, and fell to the ground dead. After what seemed like a long time, I managed to saw through the shackles. I quickly threw the knife at the machine, and it exploded before anyone was hurt. Besides Dr. D. You could hear his anguished screams ring through out the lab. I quickly grabbed the kid and managed to escape.
"Thank you for saving my life, Mr. Platypus!" the kid cheered.
"Crrrrrrr." I replied, meaning of course, you will not tell anyone of this. Not that anyone would believe him.
I returned to the base, covered in blood.
"Nice job Agent P.." said the commander and I returned to my household.