Chapter 7
"So you've become a general," said Cross in a mocking manner.
"Regrettably."
"So what brings you here, General Wynne? You say you don't like it and here you are wearing your uniform as one."
"It's not like I have a choice. That idiotic rabbit threw a bucket of water at me every time I change. He didn't stop until I wore this uniform."
Half an hour ago …
I went to my room because a certain idiotic rabbit spilled his drink on me 'accidentally'. I took a shower and changed into my clothes.
I went towards the door and left the box Lenalee gave me on the bed untouched.
I opened the door and took a step outside.
A bucket of water was thrown at me.
I was soaking wet and cold.
"Lavi!"
I looked around, he was nowhere in sight. I went back inside my room and changed into my clothes.
I opened the door slowly and waited to see if anything would drop.
Nothing.
Or so I thought.
As I was heading outside, water was thrown at me again. And the water was much colder this time.
"Idiot rabbit!"
I went to my room, all of my clothes are wet now except for one and my uniform. I can't let it get wet so I wore the uniform hesitantly. I am so going to kill that rabbit.
I went out and didn't get wet this time.
"Told you, I could make you wear it," said Lavi.
"Idiot rabbit! Now most of my clothes are wet."
"You should have just worn it at once."
I ran after him and beat the hell out of him. He got beaten up good.
"That hurts."
"Serves you right."
I then walked away.
Just remembering the incident made me annoyed.
"I can actually imagine the scenario," said a laughing Cross.
"Stop laughing."
"I'll try. So what brings you here, General. Is it about your brother?"
"How? …"
"Timcampy saw and showed me your conversation with Komui."
"Don't tell or show anyone," I said threateningly.
"I won't but what is in it for me."
"Don't start that on me. You haven't changed in years."
"Well you did change and have become quite a pretty lady."
"Don't call me that."
"You could give that as payment."
"Hell No!"
"So what do you want?"
"Can I borrow Timcampy? I want to see certain events."
"I guess you can but what is in it for me."
"You know it is better that he doesn't know."
"That still has nothing to do with me."
"I'll buy you wine but only one."
"Can't you have a drink with me instead?"
"I don't like to drink."
"Stay here, just for awhile then and keep me company."
"No way! You're about to leave anyway."
"Why would I?"
"You wouldn't be Cross if you didn't. You're as sick of this place as I am."
"Difference is that I can leave and you won't."
"Yeah so don't rub it in."
"Should I rub in something else?"
"You're sick."
"I feel just fine."
"Go to hell."
"I am the demon himself."
"Hell I know," said Alyce as she stormed out of the room with Timcampy.
"She hasn't change much at all except for her looks. I should try getting a room alone with her."
"I can still hear you! No way in hell!" said Alyce.
"We are in hell."
"And that is why it's a NO!"