Why I freak out in awkward silences
I walked into my house wearing a small pink dress with my hair up by a blue bow and I was wearign green tights and blue sneakers, I'm 5 what do you expect me to come home from pre-K with a mini skirt and a half top and heels that MATCH? That's What I thought.
I walked in on my mom and dad sitting across from each-other both twitching slightly, I sat down in the middle of the floor and watched them, It was 1:00pm.
I continued staring at them and my daddy threw alamp at my mom and it crashed on the coach, missing her. My mom just stared at it, It was 2:53pm.
I lied down as my mom suddenly got up and darted towards the kitchne and began silently cleaning up the mess, my dad just looked away. My mom was extremely slow at cleaning it up. It was 4:23pm.
I began twitching slightly at the silence while my mom was back to sitting on the coach and staring at my dad, he stared back, both frowning. They continued to stare att eachother, It was 5:49pm.
I began twitching more, now my whole arm was shaking vigurously. My parents didn;t even glance at me while my mom threw the remote at my dad, IT him him straight in the forehead and he fell over and stay on the ground while my mom looked away, It was 7:55pm.
I stared at them both, my eyes burning from the strain of keeping them open for so long. I blinked slowly, the burning slowly going away while my parents continued to stare each other down, both my legs were shaking vigeriously now, It was 9:47pm.
I stood up and began shouting jibberish, trying to fill the silence and I began pacing everywhere, making noise and shouting. "HKLDISKND KDNSND JJSWWLWD IWAL DVL DKFGNS KDNFKKSD FKNKSFL KNKNSKG FVKSGKNSDFK KSDNSKNGKS KSNDFKGNSK KNDFGKNKVKFGNKDGNKD KG KDFNKD KSKF DKFKK K KSDGSD KDGSDSEV SALWOBBL,BNSA KDKNSDNSLFKN 42! JJFSKNFKLS." And it went like that for hours, It was 12:00pm.
That's how I got that trait! At the silly age of 5.