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INFORMAL CHATROOM
x-PSYCHIC_FIRE_KUNOICHI-x has just signed in...
Within ten seconds I was immediately bombarded by all my friends signing in, except for one whom I wished would.
NINE_TAILED_NINJA has just signed in...
NARUTO: Hey babe! You feeling better? You were asleep for hours!
AKIMA: Hey Naruto :D Yeah. I'm still a little nauceous, but I'm cool with that.
CHERRY_BLOSSOM has just signed in...
SAKURA: Akima-chan! You're awake! :D
AKIMA: Very much aware of this, Sakura-chan! :P
NARUTO: Yeah. Kinda obvious, Sakura :P
SAKURA: Nobody asked your opinion, Naruto. :(
AKIMA: LOL!
I_HEART_SASUKE-KUN has just signed in...
"Oh c'mon, Ino! Seriously?" I muttered when I saw her screenname.
SAKURA: Ino... what the hell is that?
INO: My screen name. Why what's wrong with it?
NARUTO: What's right with it, is probably the better answer...
INO: Shut up, Naruto! You jerk.
AKIMA: I kinda concur with his statement, Ino. It's really tacky. I thought it was FLOWER_KUNOICHI.
INO: I changed it, obviously. Besides, I happen to like it, Akima. You don't get to hog Sasuke to yourself.
AKIMA: Who's hogging who? He's my cousin, Ino. Not my personal slave!
NARUTO: That's what dreams are made of...
SAKURA: You're lucky he's not here, Naruto. He'd probably have your balls for that...
NARUTO: Good thing he's not here, isn't it?
AKIMA: I'll see to your cheeky ass later on, Naruto :P
NARUTO: Promises. Promises.
SAKURA: O_O I think I just threw up a bit...
INO: Ew...
AKIMA: But seriously, Ino. Sasuke's really not interested. Change it back.
INO: Fine. I just hope Kiba doesn't come on before I change it...
I_HEART_SASUKE-KUN changed her screenname to FLOWER_KUNOICHI
ARTIST_AT_WORK has just signed in...
SAI: Hi.
AKIMA: Hey Sai :)
NARUTO: Hi Sai.
SAKURA: Hey!
INO: Who are you?
SAI: Sai. Who are you?
INO: Ino. How come you guys never introduced me to him?
NARUTO: 'Cause we were about to?
INO: Not fast enough.
SAI: Ok. This is boring... Bye.
HOW_IS_THIS_CHATROOM_INTERESTING_? signed out...
AKIMA: Ok. That was awkward...
NARUTO: Yeah. No kidding, what's eating him?
INO: He was rude!
AKIMA/NARUTO/SAKURA: ROTFL!
INO: What's so funny?
SAKURA: You had to be there to understand, Ino.
SHY_BYAKUGAN_USER has signed in...
NARUTO: Hey, it's Hinata! Hi!
HINATA: Oh. H-hey, Naruto...
AKIMA: Hey Hinata!
HINATA: Hi Akima, how are you feeling?
AKIMA: Better thanks! We need to catch up soon. I miss hanging out with you!
HINATA: Sounds like fun :)
SAND_MAN has signed in...
GAARA: I hear somebody got critically injured...
AKIMA: Not critically. I'm awake aren't I?
GAARA: Of course. But you're not like other people. I've known that for a long time.
AKIMA: That's sweet :)
SAKURA: What about you, Gaara? How are you going?
GAARA: I'll live...
NARUTO: Man, Gaara. You're no fun at all :(
GAARA: Shall I leave then?
AKIMA: No! Stay. I haven't heard from my friends since Naruto, Sakura, Sai and I went on our mission. I missed them a lot.
SAKURA: Yeah, Gaara. Please stay and don't pay any attention to Naruto. He's always been an idiot.
NARUTO: Hey!
AKIMA: Yeah, an idiot. But he's my idiot...
NARUTO: Aww... thanks, Akima! :D :D
MY_DAD'S_CALLING_ME signed out...
AKIMA: Hinata! Oh shit! Me and my big mouth...
SAKURA: It's alright, Akima. You're still high on anasthetic. You probably didn't know what you were saying... :(
NARUTO: What am I missing here? :S :S
AKIMA: Nothing, Naruto. Hinata must have needed to do something important.
SAKURA: Yeah, nothing you need to know about.
NARUTO: Alright then? :S :S
PUPPET_MASTER has signed in...
KANKURō: Gaara, what are you doing? You're supposed to be doing paperwork!
GAARA: Stop being an idiot! I'm having a break. You have no idea how tedious paperwork is.
KANKURō: You keep this up and you're gonna get busted by the council.
GAARA: Grrr...
AKIMA: Hey lay off, Kankurō. This is the happy hour. Argue on your own time.
KANKURō: Who's gonna make me? You?
AKIMA: If the shoe fits, buster!
NARUTO: Watch it, Kankurō! We're not supposed to make Akima get worked up. She's still recovering.
KANKURō: Recovering? From what?
SAKURA: From what? Didn't Gaara tell you?
KANKURō: Tell me what?
INO: Akima got badly wounded by Sasuke.
KANKURō: What? No way! I never get told anything around here. GAARA!
LOST_MY_PEN signed out...
EVERYONE: LOL!
KANKURō: I'll talk to you guys later. I'm about to be one sibling short...
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AKIMA: Sad thing is. I know who's gonna win. LoL!
HOT_DOG has signed in...
KIBA: Hey gorgeous! You're awake!
AKIMA: Hi Kiba :)
INO: What about me, your girlfriend?
KIBA: Oh, uh... I was getting to you. Hey baby, how you going?
INO: Fine thanks, sweetie^^
NARUTO: Ok! Next subject!
AKIMA/SAKURA: LOL!
AKIMA: So what happened after I passed out?
KIBA: Not a clue. All I did was spend time with Ino. Right?
INO: Totally :D
KIBA: You'd have to ask Shikamaru or Neji. If you can tear them away from their girlfriends long enough for them to tell you.
AKIMA: Hmmm. Do I sense a hint of bitterness?
KIBA: Not at all. It just gets a little awkward when you're in the middle of a conversation with them and they get distracted or...
AKIMA: I get the picture. EW!
KONOHA'S_GREEN_BEAST has signed in...
ROCK LEE: HOW DARE SASUKE HURT MY AKIMA!
AKIMA: Pardon?
NARUTO: 'Your Akima'? What the hell are you talking about?
ROCK LEE: I'll avenge you, Akima!
SAKURA: Uh, Lee. Naruto's going out with Akima.
ROCK LEE: He is?
NARUTO: I am!
KIBA: Dude. Lee, you're embarrassing yourself. Stop while you're ahead.
ROCK LEE: But...but...but. :'(
INO: Oh no! Here come the water works...
ROCK LEE: That's not fair! Why would you choose Naruto over me?
AKIMA: Several reasons. 1) Naruto and I have been best friends since we were both five. 2) We shared a lot of experiences together, including experiences with Sasuke and Sakura. 3) You freak me out.
ROCK LEE: I see. The better man won, Naruto :(
NARUTO: O_o There was no contest, Bushy Brow.
ROCK LEE: But even so, Akima. I will have my revenge against Sasuke for hurting you.
AKIMA: Lee? Even if you did find Sasuke, he'd kill you within ten seconds of you fighting him. Plus, I wouldn't let you.
ROCK LEE: You're going to protect your own assaulter!
AKIMA: He's my cousin. That's what we do ;)
ROCK LEE: Cousin!
SAKURA: Yep!
NARUTO: Beat it, Bushy brow!
ROCK LEE: Alright. I'll talk to you later, Akima. Missing you already...
AKIMA: Uh? I look forward to it...
I'VE_LOST_MY_TRUE_LOVE has signed out...
AKIMA: Not...
KIBA: Lee has finally lost it.
INO: You said it!
NARUTO: Anybody else feel nauseous after reading that last part?
SAKURA: I think everyone was, Naruto.
HYUUGA_GUARDIAN has signed in...
NEJI: Hi Akima, how you feeling?
AKIMA: Great! Thanks Neji!
LAZY_GENIUS has signed in...
SHIKAMARU: The sleeping beauty awakes...
AKIMA: Okay, seriously guys. What's with the cheesy talk? I was injured, not in a coma.
SUNA'S_SHIKA_FAN has signed in...
TEMARI: Hey Bestie! How you holding up?
AKIMA: Hey Temari! I'm great thanks :)
TEMARI: That's the spirit ;)
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TENTEN: Hey! It's my weapon's expert! Hope you're not too sore :(
AKIMA: Sore doesn't cut it... I'm still in a lot of pain.
TENTEN: Aw, that's not good. I was hoping you'd be feeling well enough to leave the Hospital soon.
AKIMA: I should be released in two weeks. Why?
TENTEN: Because I was planning this 'Welcome back!" party for you, Sakura and Naruto. Everyone's invited!
TEMARI: Even Gaara, Kankurō and I?
TENTEN: Of course! Wouldn't be much of a party if you guys weren't there.
TEMARI: YES! Finally, a chance to see Shika again!
SHIKAMARU: Looking forward to it too :D
KIBA: Yeah, a day off training for once!
INO: And an opportunities to spend time with our sweethearts!
SAKURA: Yeah. Sweethearts :(
AKIMA: Don't worry, Sakura. I probably won't be allowed to do too much dancing anyway. I'll keep you company.
SAKURA: Oh yeah. Neji don't forget to invite Hinata, we're gonna bring along Sai for her.
NEJI: No problem.
NARUTO: I can't wait for this party! Karaoke! Woo!
AKIMA: I haven't gotten this excited since you discovered Ramen.
EVERYONE: LOL!
TENTEN: Great! Everybody meet up at Neji and Hinata's house on Friday two weeks time. It's big enough for all of us!
EVERYONE: OK!
TENTEN: Well, I have to sign off. Mom says it's dinnertime. Talk to you soon, Akima! You coming, Neji?
NEJI: Coming! See ya guys!
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FEEL_BETTER_AKIMA has signed out...
KIBA: I need to go too. I need to walk Akamaru.
INO: I'm coming too. I'll meet you at the Park. Talk to you soon, Akima! Bye Sakura.
Bye Naruto.
SAKURA: See Ya!
NARUTO: Bye.
AKIMA: Nice chatting with you.
WALKING_AKAMARU has signed out...
MEETING_KIBA_AND_AKAMARU has signed out...
TEMARI: Gotta tell Gaara and Kankurō. See you tomorrow! I'll call you, Shika :)
GOTTA_MEDIATE_BETWEEN_FIGHTING_BROTHERS has signed out...
SHIKAMARU: That means I've got to go too. See ya guys!
WONDER_WHAT'S_ON_TV_? has signed out...
COPY_NINJA has signed in...
AKIMA: Hey, Kakashi-sensai is online :D
NARUTO: Do you think he's been told yet?
SAKURA: Only one way to find out...
KAKASHI: Hi kids, welcome back! Heard a lot from Yamato and Jiraiya.
NARUTO: Wow. That was quick...
AKIMA: What have you heard?
KAKASHI: That you found Sasuke, Akima took Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke back in time. And Sasuke stabbed Akima.
SAKURA: Quite a bit then.
KAKASHI: Yeah. But I'd like to hear it from Akima's point of view. If she's up to it.
AKIMA: Well, I'm not. Next topic please.
KAKASHI: Disappointing, but I respect your wishes. Maybe some other time. What else are you, kids up to?
PLEASE_LOVE_ME_TOO_AKIMA signed in...
ROCK LEE: Hey guys! What's this I hear of a Welcome back party?
SAKURA: LEE! SHUT UP!
NARUTO: GET LOST!
AKIMA: Oh god...
ROCK LEE: But-
NARUTO: GET LOST NOW OR SAKURA AND I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND PUMMEL YOU!
ROCK LEE: Leaving-
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KAKASHI: Hey, that sounds like fun :)
NARUTO: Sorry, Kakashi-sensai, but you're not invited.
KAKASHI: I can't go anyway. I'm supposed to be taking it easy. Using my special sharingan drained me a lot.
AKIMA: Tell me about it :)
NARUTO: Don't tempt him!
KAKASHI: Very funny, Naruto. Well, I'll talk to you kids soon. Bye.
WHERE_DID_MY_BOOK_GO has signed out.
SAKURA: I gotta go too. Lady Tsunade wants to see me. I'll come over and visit you soon, Akima. Love you xx
AKIMA: Love ya too, Sakura-chan. Bye xx
I_MISS_SASUKE has signed out.
NARUTO: Alone at last ;D
AKIMA: Yeah. But it's not the same without the real thing. Come over in half an hour?
NARUTO: Hell yeah!
AKIMA: I'll be waiting...
IN_LOVE_WITH_A_PRETTY_PSYCHIC has signed out...
I chuckled to myself and was about to sign out when an unexpected person signed in:
THE_AVENGER has signed in...
What the? Sasuke?
SASUKE: Hey kiddo! Been a few days...
AKIMA: Sasuke! You realise this is both reckless and stupid? Anyone could sign in...
SASUKE: Nobody's gonna sign in.
AKIMA: You better be right. And what's with the 'kiddo' comment? I thought only Itachi called you that?
SASUKE: No. He called me 'squirt'.
AKIMA: My mistake then.
SASUKE: How are you feeling?
AKIMA: I'll live, like you promised.
SASUKE: Great.
There was an awkward pause in the conversation as I waited for Sasuke to finally tell me what he wanted to say. But he didn't so I prompted him.
AKIMA: What is it that you wanted to talk to me about, that you were unable to say in front of Naruto and Sakura?
SASUKE: Just that I have no intention of ever returning to Konoha, and for you to give up on your attempts to find and bring me back.
AKIMA: You know that's never gonna happen.
SASUKE: It's worth a shot. But just warning you that the next time we meet, it won't end well, I can promise you that.
AKIMA: Thanks for the heads up.
SASUKE: No need for sarcasm, Akima. There's a time and a place :P
AKIMA: You heard me in the tunnel didn't you?
SASUKE: It's amazing what echos do, Akima. Very dumb move.
AKIMA: Grrr...
SASUKE: :)
AKIMA: Sasuke, I'm going to ask you a serious question, and I want you to answer truthfully.
SASUKE: Fire away.
AKIMA: I'm serious, Sasuke. No games.
SASUKE: I am serious. I'd do anything for you, remember?
AKIMA: Just checking. Do you actually miss your old friends here? You've been the height of gossip when everyone of our friends found out you critically stabbed me.
SASUKE: I can honestly say there are some of my old friends that I do miss. As for the gossip thing, that's very interesting.
I chuckled as I travelled down memory lane again.
AKIMA: So would you object for a 'once-in-a-lifetime-never-gonna-happen-again' reunion?
SASUKE: Depends...
AKIMA: There will be rules, of course.
SASUKE: Only if I can stand with you at all times.
AKIMA: If you can stand to be next to Naruto, sure.
SASUKE: You're not making this tempting. But because it's only a once off thing. I'll consider it. When do you want to do this?
AKIMA: Tenten's having a 'welcome home' party on Friday in two weeks for Sakura, Naruto and I. I'll subtly suggest a game to them and we'll go from there.
SASUKE: I'm liking this idea less and less.
I was about to rebuke Sasuke for being such a baby before a knock on the door almost causes me to throw my laptop across the room.
"Yeah?" I called out.
"Akima? It's me. You alright?" asked Naruto, sounding concerned. I must've made more noise than I thought.
"Yeah. I'm cool! Hang on!" I called back. I turned back to my laptop and hastily typed to Sasuke.
AKIMA: Sasuke. I gotta go. I'll come back on later.
SASUKE: Sure. I'll talk to you later. See ya.
AKIMA: Love you xx
SASUKE: Love you too :)
OFF_TO_SHARPEN_SWORD signs out...
I shuddered as I pictured this.
God, Sasuke. Morbid much?
WISHES_LIFE_WASN'T_SO_COMPLICATED signs out...