A/N: …Ohmygod. Oh. My. God. I completely forgot I wrote a DGM fic and I just… I AM SUCH A BAD AUTHOR. I am so sorry guys. (or at least, the two people who reviewed hehe thank you so much3) I wrote this a long time ago and after looking back I'm just…-facepalm- But I will continue writing this for your amusement! Yay! \(^o^) Hopefully I'll be taking a more mature approach to the story HAHA.

There was silence.

Then Lavi lost it.

"You are a stalker! All you freaking Noah are stalkers! Oh, god. Okay." He paced around the toilet muttering to himself. "Back there, it was totally understandable I mean you want our Innocence and everything but now! Seriously! That ain't normal dude! Wait. Maybe he's gay. Holy crap. What if he has a thing for me!" Lavi looked over at Tyki, horrified at his own vain conclusion.

Tyki snorted and shook his head, rolling his eyes. "You wish, exorcist. I already have a girlfriend if that helps you feel better."

Lavi was quiet.

"I bet she's an ugly troll." (A/N: Jealous Lavi anyone?xP)

"Is not."

"Are too."

"Is not."

"Are too."

"Is n-"

"Will both of you shut the hell up!" Kanda exploded, yanking the soap dispenser out of the wall and throwing it at the two of them. "You're giving me the bloody headache of my life!" He roared, gripping the sink and attempting to pull it out.

At this point, Lavi was crying in fear behind Lenalee, Tyki was stoning at the broken soap dispenser on the floor and Allen was yelling into his cellphone about how he was "going to be murdered by Kanda, he needs anger management classes and THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT KOMUI!"

"Ahem."

Everyone shut up and turned to the doorway to stare at the newcomer. Cyril glanced around the toilet, taking in the exorcists. Then his eyes settled on Tyki. "HELLO MY DARLING LITTLE BROTHER! Did you miss me? Oh dear, what have they been doing to you! Have they molested you in any way?"

Cyril had pounced on Tyki and was rubbing his face on his little brother's shoulder when he happened to glance down and see the broken soap dispenser.

"Wait. Is that. The soap dispenser?" Tyki snapped out of his trance and looked down, noting the purple liquid leaking out of the crack in the dispenser.

"Why yes, yes it is. The dispenser with the lavender scented soap right? The one you said you like-" Cyril stopped him with a hand, his eyes sparkling with fury.

"Who did this! Who broke my favourite soap dispenser with my favourite lavender soap in my favourite toilet in this whole school?"

Everyone pointed at Kanda, who was glaring back at Cyril. "I did. SO WHAT."

Cyril took out a pink pile of small, rectangular paper. He removed about half then tucked the rest into his pocket. Tyki sweatdropped, his eye twitching. "Errr….brother, maybe that's a little too many…"

Cyril smacked the pile of pink paper onto Kanda. "Detention. Each slip there is for a day's detention."

"For breaking your favourite soap dispenser?"

"…Psht. No." Cyril paused. Then Tyki leaned over and whispered something in his ear.

"Ah yes! FOR DEFACING SCHOOL PROPERTY!" he announced grandly. Tyki rolled his eyes.

Lenalee frowned. "So like, if you guys can give us detentions… that must mean…" All four exorcists suddenly looked horrified.

"That's right little girl," Tyki smirked, jamming his hands into his pockets.

"We're your new teachers."

OH THE HORRORS. Hehe, anyone wondering who Tyki's new girlfriend is?^^ A cookie for you if you guess right! I hope it was okay guys! I'm not trying to make this into a serious fic, more like just playing around with the characters etc xD

So anyway, review and give me some suggestions on what you wanna read! ^^

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