John groaned as he put his hand against his head, he looked around "dude" he pushed Ben off the bed "get your dick off me" Ben was laying cuddling up to John in his double bed until he was pushed to the floor "your dating a diva yet your so damn gay" he grumbled putting his head deeper into his pillow, if another man did that he would have a serious problem with it but since it was Ben, he was totally fine with it, he was like that kid in school a few years younger than you, you'd let do what ever they wanted to you, never mind how embarrassing it could have been.
"I hit my head" Ben whined from the floor
"i had the craziest of dreams" John mumbled "You died in a car accident which I caused"
"that's, nice" Ben rubbed his face "my head hurts"
"That's because you just banged it idiot, stop talking"
"Why, you reading harry potter again?" Ben asked "gay boy"
"liking harry potter doesn't make you gay Ben" John shouted sitting up on the edge of his bed "and besides, what would you know?" John stood up heading to the bathroom "You normally sit at home Saturday night watching the notebook with that dick head you call your girlfriend"
"Hey" Ben sat up raising his voice "my girlfriend has a vagina" John turned to Ben wiping his face with a towel to get the water off his face he just splashed on his face "and a very nice one at that so shut your mouth"
"Your only saying that because you get to put your-"
"Finish that sentence Cena and I'll kick you in yours" Mickie James said with her hands on her hips looking at the half naked man who chuckled throwing the towel over his shoulder.
"dude seriously?" John chuckled towards Ben "Your seriously dating this chick, she doesn't even knock"
"heeey baby" Ben stood up and went to the women kissing her lips "I told you I'd call you to meet you for breakfast"
"Yeah well I thought I'd come check you were alive since it's 4 o'clock in the afternoon"
"funny you should mention death" John pointed to mickie as he ate his kebab from the night before "i dreamt I killed Ben in a car accident"
Mickie looked at John "that's not funny, where in your sick little mind do you think that's funny"
"oh I dunno about here" John pointed to a spot on his head
"baby" Ben smiled getting mickie's full attention "why don't I take you out for some dinner, say about 8, im free, and I do the schedules so I know you are to"
"You are never going out with him again" mickie pointed to John as she looked at Ben leaving the room
"i know baby, bye, love you" he pouted a kiss at mickie then shut the door
"dude you are so whipped" John laughed "Your never going out with him again, what is she your mother?"
"listen here you immature child" Ben raised his voice getting a shocked look from John "When you've dated a women that you love with all your heart and want to be with every second you breathe, come back to me and take the piss out of my relationship but until you've felt that, keep your strangely large ass out of it"
"ok" John mumbled "no need to point out my butt, dude, low blow"
Ben sighed "ok im sorry, but, please just, be civil, for me at least"
"fine but you have to tell her to, it's not fair it's always just me that get's the lectures"
"i swear to god it's like having a child" Ben turned away from John going to the bathroom
"oh and dude" John called after him "when you have a kid, cool uncle John will teach him all about the ladies" John nodded flicking his eyebrows
"oh and I can't do that?" Ben asked offended
"Your dating mickie, your taste in women sucks"
"what did we just finish talking about John?"
"what did we just finish talking about John?" John repeated in a childish voice
"yanno sometimes, I really wonder why im friends with you"