- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering gardenGnostic [GG] -

TG: yo harley

GG: dave there you are!

TG: yeah yeah look

GG: what happened to you

TG: ill get to that in a second just let me explain what i meant

GG: but dave

TG: just shut up for five seconds ok

TG: im about to do the most uncool and unironic thing of my life and its a once in a life time event so if you dont mind id like to get this shitty show on the road

GG: ummmmm ok then i guess…

TG: i dont think your uncool and that was really shitty of me to say

TG: you were just trying to help and im a huge dick for shooting you down like some dead duck during hunting season

TG: as it turns out i actually think you are pretty cool jade

TG: in your own weird island girl kinda way

TG: and…

TG: im sorry i was being a crappy friend earlier

TG: …

TG: harley?

GG: wow dave

TG: yeah i know if you dont wanna up and talk to me right now i wouldnt blame you

GG: no no! nothing like that at all

GG: i just didnt think cool kids said sorry

TG: they dont

GG: :o

TG: for my sanity lets just drop the whole cool shit yo

GG: but you are a cool kid dave!

TG: cool kids dont treat their friends like shit

GG: but you didnt!

GG: im really flattered you were beating yourself up over me so much

GG: (actually I feel kind of really bad D: )

GG: but i was trying to tell you before im not mad or anything

GG: in fact im still a little confused as to what your apologizing for…..

TG: …

GG: dave?

TG: jade you really are weird

TG: but i like that about you

GG: heehee thank you!

GG: i really like you too dave

GG: and i really think im lucky to have such a cool friend who is also as nice as you are

GG: youre one of my best friends silly!

GG: no matter what i dont think i could ever be mad at you :)

TG: so i guess i said all that lame shit for nothing then

GG: no like i said im flattered you worried enough to say it!

TG: well i also sorta worried for some reason

TG: nevermind lets just talk about something else alright

GG: noooooo!

GG: what were you going to say?

TG: it was nothing forget it

TG: just more uncool babbling

GG: well if you already broke the cool kid code once, why not again?

GG: if it bothers you that bad we can just delete this chat from our logs that way there is no proof it ever existed

TG: that was going to happen regardless if i said this or not

GG: :p

TG: fine you promise youll delete this shit

GG: i promise on becs grave!

TG: that devilbeast wont ever die

TG: try again

GG: fiiiiiiiiiiine

GG: i swear on our lives ill delete it

TG: if i find out you didnt

GG: youll what, come to my island and kill me? ;p

TG: dont tempt me harley

GG: just tell me already!

GG: the suspense is killing me :D

TG: what am i telling you again

GG: daaaaaaaave!

TG: calm your tits i was just messing with you

TG: you are pretty cool when it comes down to things harley

GG: THAT'S your big secret?

TG: no i wasnt finished shit what is with people cutting me off today

TG: i was going to go on to say that one other reason it bothered me that there was a chance you were pissed

TG: is because i guess your friendship means a lot more to me

GG: how so?

TG: shit i cant explain it man

TG: i dont even fucking know why

GG: heheh well then i guess i should just smile and be happy i mean so much to you sir strider!

GG: and you mean a lot to me too by the way

TG: is that right

GG: yes it is!

TG: well… thanks then

GG: no problem

GG: oh but i should go

GG: ill talk to you tomorrow dave!

TG: jade wait a sec

GG: ?

TG: i thought you might wanna know I tied a piece of string around my pinky

GG: :O but i thought it wasnt cool!

TG: no its ironic which is cool

TG: i was just being lame

GG: :D well i hope it helps you in math! what color is it

TG: green

TG: but its not for math

GG: whats it for then?

TG: ill tell you some other time

TG: maybe

TG: didn't you have to go

GG: oh right!

GG: bye dave!

GG: :heart:

TG: later

TG: …

TG: :heart:

- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG] -

Your name is Dave Strider and you are wearing one of the biggest grins you've worn in about ten years. Like you said, Jade as that effect on you somehow. Though you aren't really sure why it bothered you so much that you could have offended Harley. You piss off John and Rose all the time and it doesn't bother you in the slightest. Maybe it's because Lalonde you know for a fact doesn't take anything you say seriously (much to your annoyance) and John's an idiot. Or maybe it's because Jade's a lot more naive then them…

But for whatever reason relief washes over you and for a moment you just sit at your screen, looking at that tiny green text-heart with this goofy uncool smile on your lips… Maybe you won't delete this conversation after all. And you have a sneaking suspension Jade has not interest in deleting it either. Whatever as long as that shit stay's between the two of you, you guess it's not that big of a deal… Of course you remember Cal and quickly sit up to ex off the PC account, gaze turning quickly to find-

That damn puppet now gone… Shit you hope neither of them read any of that let alone saw that you sent a very uncool heart back. That's JUST the kind of shit your bro is going to make you pay for in training… Great. You force a frown on your lips, face going back to its usual poker standard as you stand up, hands going to rest inside the pockets of your hoodie. You walk out into the kitchen to see if you can't find some food and try to play things off to your brother like nothing happened. In truth though, you are in one of the best moods you have been in a long long time.

Your name is Dave Strider, and you've got a huge crush on your best friend Jade.