Me: Here's the next chapter!
Yuna: Today we will invite another guest who hasn't been mention much and will be part of a coupling somewhere along the story line.
Yuno: Today's guest will be a quiet, 'Leave-me-alone' kind of guy.
Me: Today you will meet some OCC's but they hold no great roll in the story except to help it along. Although I may use them again later so look out for them. They will be Mikan, Ryu, Kyu, Miyu, and Kenta.
Gin: I think that says it all. Let's start this bad boy! Chappy~ ROLL!
While everyone was begining to discuss about what the prize for making the most profit out of the entire festival, Keigo decided to answer it.
" Hey I know what the prize is!"
" Really? Then please do tell us." Ichigo responded, uncharactoristically sarcastic. He shocked himeself when he said that and it showed on his face but it was for a second. Luckily no one seemed to notice except for a few spiritually strong people. Namely Chad, Uryu, Orihime, and Tatsuki.
" Yeah! I over heard the teachers talking about it! Turns out the winning team get a free, all expense paid trip to go the new indoor water amusement park! And everyone gets a 3 use coupon that allows the people to get away and ask for anything from anyone in the building except for anything too outragious like asking for money and getting a teacher fired. But it can be used to get no homework for 2 days tops with one use and you can use it even for a kiss! However that one is only allowed to excuse yourself for accidentally doing it." Keigo explained.
That however is what caused most girls in the room to look at Ichigo hungrily and to make him fidget one more. Luckily he was saved by the bell as the first customer came in.
" This is the cafe right? What's with the sign outside that said beware the bishounin..." The woman trailed off as her eyes came to rest on Ichigo who came up to her. It was his job to greet the customers after all.
" Welcome to Ghouls Cafe. Please have a seat miss." as he spoke with the smile that caused the girl to gain heart eyes, he was pulled up a seat to a table. So you can't blame the girl if she suddenly went gah gah over the guy now can you? Because that's what she did.
"OMG guys come in here NOW! There really is a bishounin! He looks so hot!" as she said that she never took her eyes off of him. Pretty soon her friends joined and were in the same state of love(?) struck joy.
" Um ladies?" Ichigo started his smile still not fading. " You all know that you need to buy something or leave, right?" Hoping he sounded rude enough to make them leave. It was not to be.
" We'll buy the frozen chocolate moose pie and honey milk tea with you on the side! What's a handsome guy like you doing in highschool anyway? You couldn't possibly be held back right?" They were obviously fooled by Ichigo's looks for how could they have thought of dating a older male of 20;their age, when he was really only 15!?
Ichigo chuckled nervously as they were indeed creeping him out of his mind but still managed to maintain his cool and said something sarcastic while putting an arm behind his head and crossed his feet,(like the way a certain dead shinigami used to do...)although this greatly shocked him. ' Why am I having these strange impulses with sarcasm and the hand-behind-the-head thing? Something weirds going on...' and as he was thinking this his mouth moved on it's own seemingly knowing what to do. " Sorry ladies, but I'm really 15. And too bad for you, I'm not part of the menu." The girls melted into a pile of goop and then decided to scream out insanities about 'how fine' Ichigo was.
Needless to say, after that explosion of "KYAA!"s and "OMG!"s and "DAMN HE"S SO HOT!"s, their was a line as long as the hallway;the majority made up of girls.
Ichigo eventually had to serve his father and sisters and he did so in the same manners because it was part of customer service to treat everyone the same, which made them wonder what had happened to Ichigo. Those thoughts were quickly disposed of when Ichigo handed Isshin his cake he ordered with the words "DEAD MAN" in blood red iceing on it. It was clear now it was just an act to draw in customers;one that was working too well. But that didn't mean Isshin wasn't still uncomfortable. Would you if your son who looked like one of your best, long deseased friends and started to act just like him? It took alot of restraint for the poor man to hold in tears so he descised them as fake tears for Ichigo 'taking a step toward man-hood' or something simailar to make it easier for himself. But needless to say, everyone with high spiritual pressure in class 1-A of Karakura High were all thinking the samething, ' What is up with Ichigo? He is acting so wierd.'
Ichigo was having similar thoughts and in his head, a name popped up. Kaien Shiba. Where in the devil's name that came from he didn't know. He did have a hunch however, that he was acting like this Kaien person and looked very much like him. Ichigo then had a sudden thought. ' My name is Ichigo Kurosaki, what's yours?' Yes he knew by doing this he was questioning his sanity however at the moment he really didn't care. And sure as sugar he got an answer back.
' Nice to meet you finally! My name's Kaien Shiba, a dead shinigami and you my friend are my incarnation! We're technically the same person but that would just mean your talking to yourself.'
' Is that...so. So in other words I'm gonna start acting like you from now on?'
' Pretty much but only when you meet familiar people. You'll never know what might happen. You could be you one minute and the next one, me!'
' So I'm crazy now? Great. Just great! And I suppose that you and I are going to one person now and I'll be known as a personality and I'll be sent to the looney house because I think I have another me in my head.'
' Hey now listen. This is serious bussiness. If you and I become one person right here and now you'll definitely lose your mind because you would be suffering from and identity crisis so after this I'm going to just be your plain ol' concience and voice of reason. But you will act like me without knowing it and I may even take over. Not to mention since I am a shinigami, my powers are yours to use, but you'll either unconsiously use them when my memories take control or you learn how to use them the hard way.'
' *mental-sigh* This is so weird. So what's a shinigami?'
' You'll learn that soon. So right now I am going to wipe your mind of me a bit except the part of me being your voice of reason. Oh and by the way when my memories take over we will be the same person just me not you...'
' Wait-Ugh!'
In the outside world where Ichigo was taking his break in the back room, he was fast asleep. When someone came to wake him up because they had won the prize, Ichigo was back to normal...Or so he thought.
Me: And that's the end! Sorry if it's no good.
Yuna: It wasn't that bad! But it does need some more action. Well whatever. Here is our guest, Uryu-san!
Uryu: Hey.
Gin: So man, I got a question for you.
Yuno: Me too. But I'm not sure if care much about it.
Uryu: Go on ahead and ask. (Yuna: Would you like some tea? Uryu: Yes thank you.[Is sipping it])
Gin/Yuno: Do you like Orihime?
Uryu: O///O *PFFFFFFFFFFT!!!* W-WHAT-!*coughcough* Why w-would-*hackcough*Why would you ask that!?
Gin: Oh no real reason.
Yuno: Just that Hika-chan said that-!
Yuna: Shut it. No telling secrets.
Me: Good work Yuna. Well see you next time.
Everyone: SAYONARA!!!!!!!
