Muahaha! Dante's had alittle fun watching Nero in the shower.
Now its time for Nero to learn abit about Dante...will things go wrong or will things get twisty ^.^ -BTW my dear friend Dante...you'll get pizza soon i promise ;) though this chapter is just the start.

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If Life Was Like This Chapter 4: "i didnt give oral to the pizza"

Dante hopped down the stairs in a hurry, huffing and puffing. He jumped down the last three and began to pace the area,
tugging at his hair at times and grunting a few times.

"fuck dude, you just practically told him you watch him shower, fuck what to do! this is bad, he must think im some pervert and move out, no...it can't happen...grrr!" he flopped down on the couch and smothered his face with a cushion,
calming his breathing.

After a moments of silence and deep breathing, he pushed the cushion off of his face and placed it back down on the couch,
shaking his head to the side so his face wouldn't be poking his eye. He looked around the room, thinking of many things that he could do to distract himself from the embarassment.

He shot back up and checked the refridgerator for, you guessed it, pizza. He was surprised to see a practically barely touched pizza box, he opened it up and only 1 or 2 slices were missing. shutting the lid again he closed the fridge door and prepped the slices on a plate and placed them in the microwave and set the timer for 10 minutes. Dante leaned on the kitchen side, one foot propped up on a cuboard door and his arms crossed against his chest, he lowered his head to gaze at the floor and as he did so, his sleek silver hair just about covered his view.

-Dantes thoughts-

"y'know...Nero IS pretty hot, so what are you waiting for? a new hit list?"

-reality-

Dante snapped his fingers, his thoughts giving him the extra boost he can get to win Nero's love and the consent to do what the hell he pleased.

He grabbed a notepad full of old misson notes and reports and flicked to a fresh peice of paper and began to write in,
what was ment to be, his neatest.

Dante's awesome hit list for Nero only.
note to self, Nero cannot find this, so knowing you, you big klutz, hide it!

[ ] Get close to nero, do things he likes.
[ ] if not, just talk to him
[ ] slip some aphrodisiac in his drink and sex him up real good ;)

"no...no good.." He scrunched up the paper and threw it randomly on the floor. The microwave bell sounded off and Dante went to get the pizza, opening the microwave and grabbing the plate with a heat-proof mit, unlike Nero, he thought to himself,
im the smartest of us 2, he closed the door again and sat down on the couch with the plate on the other end.

"well...cheers!" Dante picked up a peice of pizza and raised it to himself as if he just made a special toast on a very important wedding. He stared up at it and paused for a few seconds, he looked around then traced the set-out of the stairs to check that there was no lurking Nero stalking him at all. He paused for silence and heard nothing.

"kid must be sleeping...i dont blame him, not i can have some time to myself...oh nero..." Dante stared again at the pizza,
imagining if it would of been something else more...appealing and "rounder". To his surprise, he looked down at his pants and he could see a large tent built inside. dante groaned and sighed heavily, grabbing the pizza slice from both ends and started to twist it up into a roll.

"fist step to over-coming my fetish..." The devil grinned as he looked at the now rounded "roll" of pizza that was tightly grasped in his hand as he raised it slowly to his mouth. Dante waited for a moment to check for any noise of movement before doing what he planned on doing for quite a while.

Slowly, he slipped his tongue out of his mouth and gently licked the so called "tip" of the pizza, tasting the cheesy topping and odd bits of tomato sauce inbetween. He smiled and chuckled to himself, he never really thought he'd be doing this, specially when Nero is probably directly above him, any loud noise would wake the younger demon up and it would all be over. He continued, pressing the slice of pizza close to his lips, saving the taste of tomato.

By now, his imagination took over and his senses were drowned in sexual tastes, touches and motions. The tomato was now turned into a luxurious texture of pre-ejaculation, the rough surface of the pizza was now changed to the soft surface of what Dante imagined to be, Neros' hard erection. Nothing could go wrong now, surely.

The devil then opened his mouth and took the pizza slowly in his mouth, licking the outsides and the inside, getting a mixed variety of taste as imagination and reality collided together, coungering up a taste of "pizza tasting penis" to what Dante's imagination has given him. he closed his eyes, begging Nero wouldn't run in on him giving oral to a pizza slice which was nothing but neros sweet erection to him.

teasing himself only for a moment, he started to jolt his hand alittle, pushing more of the roll into his mouth then back out.
At this point, his imagination fully took over of both body and soul and Dante surrendered in the moment. His hand tensed and this caused him to squeeze on the pizza's end, forcing tomato sauce and toppings to come through the other end and into Dante's mouth, making him groan from the pleasurable taste of him imagination.

"Does that feel good, Dante?"

The devil paused for a split second before re-opening his eyes and stopping all actions to look infront of him to see the form of Nero almost in proportion to where the pizza was angled in Dante's view. He clenched a fist, causing more tomato sauce to come spilling out, some landing on his nose and lips, the rest oozed down onto his naked torso. This couldn't get any better could it? Dante thought to himself.

"I didn't give oral to the pizza, honestly."

Nero looked down at the older devil as he began to grin, keeping his laughter in as much as possible. He admired the sauce that covered Dantes lips, imagining if only the roll of pizza was nothing more than his own erection, the sauce would be alittle more discoloured in white than red.

"you better clean up the mess...or...let me do it for you?"

"no i can do it myself honestly...i'll be fin---nghh Nero!?"

While Dante was in the process of speaking, Nero has enough time to get onto his knees infront of the older devil and lick off bits of the pizza's sauce from his stomach, some just about touching the band of Dantes pants as Nero traced his tongue up the devils torso and onto his nipple, flicking his tongue slowly, almost purposly getting him turned on as he was pretending to lick off sauce.

"did THAT feel better than a pizza shoved in your face?" He chuckled to himself as he raised his head to see the older devil stare down at him in a way to express the phrase " you did not just do that? "

-dantes thoughts-

"ok, abort all plans, just get on with it! he's practically got a hit list of his own the cheeky son of a--!!"

-what nero did-

He continued staring at the older devil, waiting for an answer. The only he got was a small poke on his chest, he looked down to see Dante was completely turned on with an raging erection showing in his pants. He grinned once more and thought to himself to continue having his way with Dante with the "half conscience" state that he was in.

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=D the best so far?
i know, im teasing all of you because unlike all the other horny little fanfic authors, i like to build suspence and "starters" before going onto the "main course.
is anyone up for dessert too?

~Btw my friend Dante: Enjoying it so far? dont worry my good little fanfic boy ^^ i'll keep you updated like you said.

Chapter 5 comming soon you horny buggers.
Chapter 5: The talk

**additional Note** next chapter is gonna be alittle boring, if you wanna skip then do so- heres a mini-summary:

Dante and Nero decide to talk about their feelings for each other, why they did the stuff they did and will Dante finally have the courage to tell Nero his pizza fetish. [and will nero agree to doing it too ?]

Stay tuned, horny buggers!