Me: OMFGWTFHz is wrong with me!? IMA FAILURE!!! TT0TT

Yuno: Sorry. Hika-chan's parents h-have, have...

Yuna: THEY'VE BANNED US FROM THE HOME COMPUTER FOR ALL ETERNITY!

Gin: We-and when I say we I mean Hika-chan-can only go on for emergencies or for homework.

Me: I apologize to all my fans... TT-TT Please forgive in time.

Gin: Anyway, we will attempt to update the story whenever possible and we hope you won't hate us.

Yuno: So Ch. 7 is up FINALLY! Yuna, tell them about our surprise guest!

Yuna: It's a she who kick hard with no cooking skills.

Me: ON WITH THE SHOW!


(Dreams of a certain carrot top)

" Kaien, dear? We need to talk about the future..."

" Babies!? Are you sure? What if I-"

" Alright. I love you."

" I love you too..."

(End of carrot top's dream)


*Chirp-chir-chirpy-chirp* Sang the bird as morning came, waking a tired teen. Ichigo brought his hand up to cover his face as he groaned, sitting up.

" Ugh. Too much information on that first memory, Kaien." Ichigo stated into his hand.

" Hehe. Sorry?" Kaien grinning, definitely NOT sorry. Ichigo rolled his eyes.

" Uhuh. Like I'll believe that. You that girl looked an awful lot familiar to me but I can't put my finger on it. Ahg! Would you look at that you grinning idiot? Your memories are already making unfamiliar faces familiar." The oranged haired teened said frowning slightly. Kaien pretended to look offended.

" Pfft. Whatever butthead. You better ready for school though."

" Right. I only have a few minutes right?" the 15 yearold asked, getting up.

" Uhuh." The elder replied. Ichigo sighed.

" Man. Today's gonna be weirder than usual. I know it.


" So what's your schedule for today Ichigo?" Kaien asked, not really knowing what the schedule for school was for the teen,

" The usual, Geometry, History, English, Gym, Health, Lunch, World Language, Home Ec., and Study Hall." Ichigo listed. Kaien whistled.

" That is A LOT." Ichigo only shrugged it off.

Oh, here's my classroom. Talk to you later." he said as he opened the door.

" Okay. Bye."

As Ichigo openned the door, all the girls turned their heads to look at him and then looked away, stealling glances at him every now and then. Tatsuki, being a good friend greeted him.

" Hey Ichigo!" She said, smiling.

" Hello Kurosaki-san." Orihime greeted also. To everyone's shock, Ichigo cracked out a grin.

" Morning." He said. And he continued onward to his desk, ignoring the stunned stares.

All throughout the day, people looked at him with great shock and growing awe as he began to develop into somewhat of a role model to everyone in every one of his classes leaving those who knew him well in great puzzlement.

Chad in Geometry.

Tatsuki in History.

Isshida in English.

Orihime in Gym.

The two womanizing idiots in Health. They all saw witness to his new personality. They watched him as he participated willingly in his classes with them, watched him break out a small grin or laugh, get answers right, and not tick off a teacher and become someone like a best friend or big brother. They even saw him crack a joke, actual funny ones! They were getting answers next period at lunch.


Stare~~~~~~~

"..." Ichigo ate his food slowly as his friends stared at him like he had gained another head over night.

"......." They began to poke and sniff him as if he was a fake.

".............." The poking and staring were starting to get on his nerves.

"........................." Okay. .hell. Better ask them what's wrong Ichigo, or you'll be full of holes!

"...Is there something on my face or what?" Ichigo asked tired of the poking.

" You smiled Ichigo." Isshida stated.

" And?" Said boy asked, not fully getting what was wrong with that.

" Ichigo, you smiled! You NEVER smile! Yea okay sure you'll crack out a small smirk once in a while but come on! You've been grinning so much today I feel like someone's gonna die!" Tatsuki exclaimed, waving her hands around. Everyone around her nodded their heads in agreement. Ichigo frowned.

" So you don't want me to smile?" Everyone blinked. Orihime spoke up.

" Well, n-no. Not really. It's just a bit...Strange is all." The group nodded.

" So it would be better if I just stopped smiling for the rest of the year?"

" NO!" The answer that came did not come from his friends, but from behind them in the form of two fanclubs. Fangirls who had fallen in love with the polite Ichigo and devoted male followers who believed Ichigo to be the greatest guy at school.

Ichigo blunk once, twice, and then slowly turned around to look at his group of frined whom had large eyes.

" You know, I don't feel like smiling at school anymore. The attention is getting creepier by the second." And so, ignoring the cries of despair behind him, he continued to eat his lunch with a neutral face, ignoring the utter stillness of his friends.


Me: Okay that's the end. Short chapter I know but I'm writing, my story secretly and I'm running out of time!

Yuna: Quick! Introduce the guest Gin!

Gin: Right. Okay, the mysterious guest is none other than Karen!

Karen: Hey.

Yuno: Sorry about the time.

Karen: No problem. I have to deal with an unreasonable dad so I understand what your master must be going through.

Gin: Pfft. She isn't our master.

Karen: Oh really? Hikari-san you heard that right?

Me: I sure did.*cracks knuckles* Would you like to help me beat him up?

Karen: Sure. Where do you want me to kick him?

Me: Where it hurts.

Gin:o-o

Yuna: And that's all we have for today! GOOD BYE!

Gin: GYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!