Me: Hey peeps! I got more people to read my story! I so happy! TT-TT
Yuno: Ignore her for the moment.
Me: HEY!
Yuna: Seriously, just do it. She's high on giant pocky sticks, cappuccino flavored with actual caffeine.
Gin: ...
Yuno: Dude, you still upset from what happened with Karen and Hikari beating you up?
Gin: I did not get beat up!
Yuna: Pfft. Yea right. You got mauled.
Gin: DID NOT!
Me: Are you saying me and Karen-chan are weak? I can easily get her to come over here if you want...
Gin: O-O N-No! T-that's okay! R-r-really!
Me: Okay, whatever!
Yuno: Oh before I forget, the guest is the other twin.
Me: CHAPPY ROLL!
" Are they gone!" Ichigo whispered harshly to his long-time friend Tatsuki. They were hiding from the most horrible creature they had ever had the misfortune of learning about; fangirls AND fanboys.
" Let me check..." She slowly looked around the corner of the alley wall they were behind just outside there school.
'Ever since Ichigo that attitude change we've had to do this every day!' Tatsuki whined inwardly.
And it was true. Ever since then, Ichigo had been attracting admirers of both genders, one claiming to be in love with him, the other believing him to be their god on earth. Ichigo had been acting out of normal means as well.
Whenever Isshin tried to fight Ichigo he would ignore him and avoid all his attacks with ease. He somehow became a better fighter, actually being able to beat Chad in a spar now-a-days, which still brought shock to their uncomprehending minds. He was smarter than before, and considering that he was pretty smart before, that made him really smart.
Not that the changes were bad, per say. It was actually nice. It was almost like he was trying to be himself, the him he would have been if he hadn't lost a certain some one.(Me: If you hadn't guessed, it's his mom.)
Unfortunately for the short-haired girl, the evil rabid fans saw her the minute she poked her head out.
" THERE SHE IS! ICHIGO IS WITH HER!" The carrot-top cursed and grabbed the girls hands, making a dash for the school's entrance. He never noticed the blush forming on the girl's face.
' So warm and...familiar?' Tatsuki's faced scrunched up a bit in confusion but she shook it off. There were more important things to worry about. Like getting passed a sea of mentally unstable weirdos who had a thing for her longest friend.
Tatsuki sighed again. Ichigo looked at his friend from his desk, her head laying on her own.
" Sorry. Thanks for helping me out there Tatsuki." The fighter girl merely waved it off, saying that it was what friends were for.
" Tatsuki-chan! Ichigo-san! Ohayo!" Orihime exclaimed as she came in, waving her hands, smiling brightly.
That was another thing that was changing. When Ichigo began to change his personality, so did the way some of his friends acted toward him. Orihime was more friendly with him, dropping his surname for his first, and being less reserved and quiet when he was around. Chad talked more and was pleasently surprised when Ichigo told him that he learned a bit of spanish.
Chad talked a LOT more than he before.
Ishida was nicer too, seeing as Ichigo was less irritating and irritable. Ichigo actullay introduced him to Yuzu because she needed help with something. The two now often meet up when wanting to do another sewing project.
Ichigo wasn't sure sure how he felt about his 11 year-old sister spending time with his 15 year-old friend.
He's still not sure how to feel about that.(Me: Same here Ichigo.)
Oh and Keigo and Mizuiro were less womanizing(GASP!)and actually were somewhat smarter.
' Now THAT had been impressive.' Tatsuki thought inwardly, remembering just how it happened.
Flashback!
" OH NO! Ichigo, you've become a nerd!" The idiot shouted, looking at said persono with anime tears.
"Why Ichigo? Why leave us in the dust!" Mizuiro said holding a hand over his heart dramatically. The entirety of Ichigo's fanclub glared daggers at him.
" Shut up you idiotic morons! I don't understand what Ichigo-sama sees in you,' Que a mad twitching carrot-top,' but for you information, people would rather be friends with non perverted nerds than womanizing idiots! Besides, Ichigo-sama would rather have me for company, right Ichigo-sama?" The slutty girl asked said person with a sickeningly sweet voice. Keigo stayed stock still and Mizuiru looked down.
Ichigo's eyebrow twitched.
Violently.
" No."
Silence.
Not a single word.
Not even a peep.
At least for a minute anyway.
" Wh-what did you say Ichigo-sama?" The stuppid girl asked. Ichigo sighed exasperatedly and GLARED at the poor girl, his smile having long since replaced with his old scowl which had seemed to becoming less and less a frequent sight.
" I said I'd rather spend time with an idiot who I KNOW really isn't one who I've known for a while instead of a slut who just recently wanted to get in my pants!" He nearly yelled out.
Her face lit up with indigination.
" Why I never-"
" Used a condom?" Ichigo cut in. The crowd around them burst into laughter Her eyes lit up with anger.
" Why you-"
" Whore." He cut in again. People couldn't believe it. Ichigo was standing up for his friend without fighting! And doing a hellova job at it too. Mizuiru and Keigo looked on proud to be his friend with understandable awe on their faces.
" WHAT!" The girl screeched.
" You heard me bra-stuffer!" He snapped back. People around the blanched. This was gonna get ugly.
" I AM NOT!" She screamed.
" Than why is there cotton coming out the side of your shirt." He shot back calmly with a mocking tone.
" I-it's from my shirt!" She stuttered, stilll being affected by the mocks of those still laughing earlier.
" Uh-huh. And I see dead people." He said, face blanker than a sheet of computer paper. Of course, she didn't know he was telling the truth so...
" I'm not lying!"
" Riiiiiiight. Your not fooling anyone. Your not even a real girl!" He shouted, now undoubtedly NOT amused.
Silence reigned once again.
Then there was laughter.
Insane, hysteric laughter coming from a gender-confused, hysteric, currently mentally unstable, fetal positioned person who rocked her-hiself back and forth mumbling incoherent words.
People continued to look at Ichigo with wide eyes. Ishida, who had been part of the audiance, was the first to recover.
" Ichigo...I think you broke he-him." He said slowly.
" Didn't mean to. She just went to far." Ishida raised an eyebrow at that.
" And you didn't?" It was Ichigo's turn to raise an eyebrow.
" What would you do if he was picking on a friend of yours?"
" Touche."
" Um..." The two of them looked at Keigo. He looked happy and a bit tired. " Thanks Ichigo."
Mizuiru spoke up next. " Yea thanks."
" No problem." Ichigo smiled.
" Ichigo." Said carrot-top looked up at his giant of a friend come forward from the back of the now dissipating crowd.
" ¡Hola Chad!" (Hello Chad)
" ¿Qué sucedió con esa chica?" (What happened to that girl?)
" Él no es una chica." (he's not a girl)
" Quieres decir que..."( You mean...)
" Si, eso quiere decir." (Yes, I do)
" ...Eso es muy-" (That's very-)
" Perturbador, lo sé." (Disturbing, I know)
" Debemos llevarlo a la enfermeria?"(...Should we get him to an infirmary?)
" Sería mejor llamar... a unos especialistas." (It'd be better to call...Specialists)
" Estoy totalmente de acuerdo."(I agree.)
" STOP SPEAKING A FOREIGN LANGUAGE! THIS IS JAPAN! SPEAK JAPANESE!" Shouted the dark-haired fighter girl, fist clenched threateningly.
" What she said Ichigo." Keigo said.
" Okay. Fine. Let's go Chad." Chad grunted an affirmative.
Flashy's End.
Tatsuki cracked out a grin. That was still kinda funny. The guy was sent to the 'fun house' afterward. As she and Ichigo chatted with their other friends, they began to settle into their chairs as their teacher cames in to settle down. Time seemed to fly by and before the good friends knew it, it was the end of the day.
" Alright class. Before you leave I have special announcements. The school district has decided to let you off for your winter break early, seeing as the test scores this year were beyond their expectations. Congratulations, you get an extra week off of school after today." The class erupted with happy shouts and joy filled shocked looks.
" Remember kids. This means you get 4 weeks off. Use it well." The bell rang and Ichigo was the first to run out, drawing confused looks, since he only looked like a blur. Of course, the only thing that Ichigo was thinking was to get home and kill off a certain monster that had been found within the residence of his mind with Kaien.
' Are you ready Kaien?' He asked as he locked his room.
' Yea! How can I not be, I'm you.' Kaien pointed out. Ichigo merely nodded absently.
' So how is Nejibane? Did you two catch that weird tentacle thing in our head yet?' He heard a tired sigh.
' Nope. The bastard's slippery as hell. When I- FOUND HIM! Get your spiritual ass in here carrot-top!'
' Hold on!'
Me: MWAHAHAHA!
Yuno: Pure evil.
Yuna: Wow. A cliffy. How...Predictable.
Gin: You guys are enjoying it anyway, aren't you.
Me: I shall now introduce the guest! YUZU!
Yuzu: Hello minna-san!
Me: So Yuzu, how are you and Ishida-kun?
Yuzu: Ah! He's very polite and helps me alot.
Gin: Really?
Yuzu:(nods) Yea! He's really nice too!
TheTwins: Would you like to end the chow with us?
Yuzu: Can I!
Me: Yep!
Yuzu: YAAAY!
EVERYBODY: SEE YOU NEXT TIME!