Finally, they arrived at the store in town.
Bella walked quietely to the cereal aisle and got a box of Lucky Charms. Emmett was walking behind her quiet.
"Bella you're awfully quiet today," Emmett smirked.
Her plan finally clicked.
"You jerk," she screeched.
Emmett was shocked by her out burst.
"We've been dating for a week. You are an abusive freak, and I hate you. I can't believe I let your sister talk me into dating an abusive freak like you," she yelled.
People walking by stopped to see what was going on; most eyes were on Emmett.
Bella turned and walked to Emmett's jeep. A few moments later, Emmett followed. If he were an human, he would have been blushing.
Emmett got in the driver's side of the jeep and started back toward the Cullen mansion.
"Oh, by the way Bella, we're taking the long way home," Emmett smiled.
"Okay" she spoke and gazed out the window, she was trying to think of another way to get back at Emmett for dying her hair blonde.
"Em, the road back to the house was there," Bella spoke.
Emmett ignored Bella's comment and kept driving; his speedometer hit 100.
He made the last turn and then it hit her; he was going to jump the creek behind the house.
'I hope you wreck your jeep and it can't be fixed' Bella thought.
The jeep hit 120 and then went in the air, just how the General Lee did in the "Dukes of Hazzard." It landed with a thud on the other side.
Emmett pulled the jeep around to the huge garage. Bella sat there for a moment trying to controll her breathing again, finally she got out quietly and walked in the house.
"Bells, you okay?" Em asked.
"I'm fine," she lied.
Bella was on the couch watching tv. Well, not really she was planning her next attack on Emmett.
Bella was flipping through the channels when she saw Buffy the Vampire Slayer was on.
'Oh, this is going to be good.' Bella laughed.
"Bella, let's play a game," Emmett yelled from the stairs.
Bella quietly walked to the kitchen without saying a word to Emmett. He walked down the stairs and he didn't see Bella anywhere.
'Uh oh, I'm in trouble; I lost Bella," Emmett thought.
"Emmett, help" Bella screamed.
He flew through the house, he went to the kitchen and saw her standing there with tears staining her cheeks.
"She's coming" Bella cried.
"Who?" Emmett asked.
"The slayer," Bella whispered.
"Bella, no one is going to hurt you," Emmett replied.
"She is coming to kill me, because I'm becoming a vampire in three weeks," she cried.
Bella couldn't believe that Emmett was buying this.
"Bella, tell me who is coming," Emmett demanded.
"The vampire slayer," she whispered.
"You're lying. I can see it," he yelled, and started jumping up and down like a two year-old.
"Fine, Emmett. If I die, it's going on your record and I hope that Edward rips you apart," Bella yelled, and stomped up to her and Edward's room.
'Maybe she is telling the truth' Emmett thought 'Nah she's been hanging around Rose and Alice too much.'
Meanwhile, Bella was plotting the rest of her plan. All she had to do was get Emmett in her room and have the paint drop on his head.
After a few mintues Bella had it all set up and ready.
"Emmett," she screamed.
Emmett jumped from the couch and ran to Bella.
He got up to her room and stepped threw the door, Bella pulled a string and hot pink paint fell on his head and stained his hair.
'Rose might kill me, but I really don't care because I have blonde hair from her husband,' Bella thought before bursting into laughter.
"Ha, just let that stay in your hair for a while," she laughed.
"You just wait, silly girl" Emmett hissed and stomped off to his room.
'Maybe I finally made my point,' Bella thought.
While Emmett was in the shower, Bella was thinking of the next phase of her plan because she knew that Emmett was going to get her back.
Bella wanted now to talk and have a nice conversation with Emmett, because Edward never let her hangout or talk with Emmett.
She walked down the hall to Emmett and Rosalie's room.
She heard a cd playing from the room; she couldn't exactly tell what it was, and then she heard really really bad singing.
"I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world." Emmett sang out of tune.
Bella blew her cover and she bursted into laughter.
The music stopped and the flew off it's hinges and there stood a tall Emmett with hot pink hair, wearing black basketball shorts and a white t-shirt.
"Bella, I swear, if you tell anyone, I will tell everyone about your incident the last time Edward left you here with me," Emmett threatened.
Bella knew that Edward could never know what had happened, Emmett had dared her to kiss Mike Newton. Edward would be really really mad if he found out, and he would kill Emmett for daring her to do that.
"Fine, any more pranks, I tell them all," Bella shot back and with that she head back towards her room.
'Gosh she hangs out with Alice and Rose way too much. She is way to serious about this threat' Emmett thought.
I Do Not own Twilight.
Next chapter will probally be short.