Based off of the episode "Mindy loves Josh"

"Mindy said she was in love with me!" Josh cried.

Drake's stomach started to hurt and his heart started to ache. He knew this feeling. He got it every time he saw Josh and Mindy together, every time Josh talked about Mindy. It's a feeling he never felt or knew about until Josh started dating Mindy. Its a feeling he hates to feel. He hates Josh for making him feel this. This feeling is jealousy.

"Do you....You know.....Love her back?" Drake asked, holding his stomach like someone punched him.

"I should. Mindy's an awesome girl. Anybody would be lucky to have her." Josh said softly.

"But I can't love her."

Hearing that made Drake relax. He stood up straight, letting go of his stomach. But a thought struck him and he looked at Josh curiously.

"Why can't you?"

Josh smiled as he said. Because I'm in love with somebody else."

Drake was surprised. "Wow! You've been cheating on Mindy? I thought you were a one woman guy!"

"Who is she?"

Josh rolled his eyes. Seriously Drake is always so clueless.

"No I haven't been cheating on Mindy! I am a one woman guy!"

Drake was confused. "Than how can you be in love with another girl?"

Josh hesitated before he said. "Boy."

Drake gave him a weird look. "What?"

Josh sighed. "It's not a girl I'm in love with....It's a guy."

Drake just stood there for a second, staring at him, before he looked away.

"Oh." Josh heard Drake mumble.

"Yeah....And I can't help loving him. I loved him before I even started dating Mindy. It was love at first sight for me."

"Ok who is he? Do I know him?"

"Yes very well."

Drake thought for a second. After a couple minutes he gave Josh a disgusted look.

"It's not Trevor...Is it?"

Now it was Josh's turn to be disgusted. "Ewwww no way! How do you ever think I would love that creepy, stupid moron?"

"Crazy Steve? Eric? Criag?....Gary? Thorton?" Drake threw out names that first came to his mind.

Josh looked at him as he were crazy.

"No it's not Crazy Steve, He's to....Well crazy. It's not Craig or Eric....Anyways their a couple....And that Gary dude is really creepy...so its not him."

"So it's Thorton! Why would you love him he's a jerk?"

Josh was confused. "What?"

"I asked you about Crazy Steve, Eric, Craig, Gary, and Thorton. You said no to them all but Thorton."

"Oh well it's not Thorton. He is a jerk. I don't love jerks."

"Ok well-" Drake started but a thought interrupted what he was about to say.

"Wait....Craig and Eric are a couple?"

"Yeah. They been secretly dating...Well it wasn't really a secret. Everyone knew there was something going on between them."

"That explains so much."

Josh shook his head, licked his lips, and sighed. "Come on Drake. How clueless are you? Do you need me to spell it out for you?"

"Yeah....That would help." Drake said slowly.

"Drake!" Josh cried.

He knew Drake was clueless, but come on how hard is it to figure out who he loves? Isn't it obvious? Guess not.

He was thinking about what he should say.

"At first he never knew I existed and I had to admire him by far, but then something happen that made him have to pay attention to me. Then we got closer and closer. He's my best friend.....I-I love him more than anything......I'd do anything for him."

Drake thought for a second. He gave a look that looked like he got it, but then it was quickly replaced with his confused expression.

"So.....Who is it?"

Josh sighed impatiently. Then he thought of the only way Drake would get it. He grabbed his shoulders and pulled him into a kiss.

"You idiot. It's you."