WARNING: SkwisgaarxRuna action :O There will be a warning before it begins.

Tracks of Choice: "Gingerbread Coffin" by Rasputina

Chapter 9: Deth Practice n' Sex

"Shit! Fuck! Mother Fucker! Dick Weed! Cunt Face! AH!" Moira shrieked as she paced her room. It was now day seventeen of sixty since Cancerous began to stay with Dethklok. The girls had tried to leave for the debut of their new album the other day, but in the end the whole thing was cancelled, postponed until further notice. Moira, pissed as hell, had confronted her manager, barging into the office and successfully breaking down the door.

It took a while and a lot of screaming and broken lamps to finally get a confession. Cancerous was being targeted by some terrorist group. It left her speechless. Munkittrick had ordered her to not speak to the other girls about it, or cause possible hysteria. They were linked to the attack on them back at Salt Lake City. The incident and threats were being investigated at the moment, but the the managers needed the girls, and boys, to remain calm and normal as possible. Everyone would be notified of the hazardous situation before the concert update.

Moira punched the wall, causing her knuckles to bruise. "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!" had she the will to do it, she would have cried bitter tears. But ever since her dad died, she had never shed a tear. Not even at his funeral. Instead she became reclusive, losing touch with her mother who had constantly beaten her since the accident and eventually became robot like until Cancerous was formed. The band was her life. She didn't know what to do. Running a hand through her glossy black hair, she left out a shaky breath. Moira only wished things weren't so hectic.

Looking at her swelling knuckled, she sat on her bed in a tired heap, unable to think of anything positive. Things just weren't going their way, not with Dethklok around. She had to break them up, from the inside out. But how? Cherry and Pickles were so madly in love it was sickening, though they refused to admit the "L" word. Everyone knew they were more than fuck buddies and boy friend/girlfriend. Lucy and Toki were inseparable as well. They followed each other like puppies, and she knew it wasn't long before they ended up dating. Runa and Skwisgaar were dangerously close to that point too, even if he continued to bring the gmilf into Mordhaus for his fucking pleasures. What had Moira worried was Runa, the most sexually active of the girls. Cherry was now more so then the Finnish woman. The vocalist could tell Runa was at a breaking point where she couldn't contain her urges and would probably try to make a break for it. It was sad. Her lead guitarist couldn't help it when she grew up around sex, yet knew better then to be a prosititute.

"Son of a bitch. What the fuck do we do?" staring at the blank ceiling, she tried to calm herself and not think about what the girls would say when they were denied leaving Mordhaus again. They all bought the excuse that it would turn the mood off for the concert, but what would happen when Dethklok left for whatever reason and they couldn't come with them? She began singing to herself, hoping to forget her troubles.

We found an old doll that was out in the grass,
She had special powers, we said a Black Mass.
We sat in a circle all holding hands.
The Doll-bed held together with old rubber bands.

She'll rise,
she'll rise

Lay her down in her gingerbread coffin.
She's so pretty all dressed up in white.
Lay her down in her gingerbread coffin.
When we need her, she'll rise to the light.

We looked down at the ground and into her eyes.
Passed around an old teacup filled up with dead flies.
(Surprise, surprise!)
Were brought but not used a collection of knives.
We'll remember this moment for all of our lives.

She'll rise,
she'll rise,
She'll rise… Alone

Alone. Alone.

Lay her down in her gingerbread coffin.
She's so pretty all dressed up in white.
Lay her down in her gingerbread coffin.
When we need her, she'll rise to the light.

Lay her down in her gingerbread coffin.
She's so pretty all dressed up in white.
Lay her down in her gingerbread coffin.
When we need her, she'll rise to the light.
(It's a flickering, beautiful sight.)


Lay her down in her gingerbread coffin.
She's so pretty all dressed up in white.
Lay her down in her gingerbread coffin.
When we need her, she'll rise to the light.

Her alarm began to beep. It was two in the afternoon, time for practice. It had become routine the week after Moira and Nathan got around to start the music. Moira had to pull up the old scores for everyone so they could revise it, hoping it would cut time by half if they had to do the whole thing over again. So far things were going well, the only ones having trouble were Skwisgaar and Toki who couldn't read music. What made it worse was the fact the guitar lines were not even complete. Moira agreed to let Skwisgaar do what he liked, as long as it fit the song. It was a challenge, but she hoped he would be able to do it.

Walking into the practice room, she was greeted by everyone else. Looking around, she spotted Skwisgaar. "So, have you come up with something to continue on?" she asked. Toki glanced at her as she talked to Skwisgaar. Moira was pretty strict, more so then Nathan, but he had to admit he rather liked working with her. He was currently making sure his guitar was tuned when Lucy walked up to him. That was perhaps his favorite part, working with Lucy and not against her. He really didn't want to break up her band.

"Ja, I asks Runa for helps," he said a bit shamefully. The Swede wasn't one for asking help when it came to the guitar, but at least it somehow had gotten the blond woman involved. "And I likes what she did. In facts, she finished it's because she knows da song mores den me." He showed her his music sheet, even if he couldn't read it. Moira looked at it, and smiled faintly. It was pretty good. "I knows me and Toki can'ts reads it, but Runa showed us how it is. I tinks me and him cans remembers it." Suddenly the lead women felt bad. Poor Runa.

"Alright, so this is what we're gonna do." She said to everyone as she held up the piece of music. "Skwisgaar and Toki are going to play what they have. I've seen Bloodyfist's part, and I like it, but we're going to see what it sounds like together." The guitarists nodded and hooked up their instruments with their amps.

Moira nodded for them to go. All of them began to play. About twenty seconds into it, Moira stopped them. Turning to Nathan who finally walked in, she asked him what he thought of it.

"I think they should all start the same, maybe matching the bass. Ten seconds worth, I like how that one goes. Do that." They did what they were told. Nathan nodded, "Alright. Just take it from there. Pickles, play with them." So they began again, this time Pickles waiting for his cue to start, something Cherry helped him with when he was revising the piece he had. They played until where Nathan was suppose to start, leaving Pickles and even Lucy to play. The chorus part came up and the guitarist came back.

They did it a few more times, fix a few things here and there until both Moira and Nathan approved their parts almost an hour later. Moira beckoned Cherry over to her mike while Nathan stood by his. It was time to wing it with everyone. Turning to the front man, Moira smirked.

"I know you don't know all your lines, but we still have a long way to go. Just do what you can remember, cunt face." The song began and Moira was the first to sing, well, more like say a sentence. After her line, Pickles started up. They practiced for another hour and a half, with Nathan unable to sing majority of it. He just scowled, speaking a few words here and there in German off the top of his head. Moira and Cherry did their parts, which surprising wasn't as extensive as Nathan's.

Once they were done for the day, they all were rather impressed. The song was coming along nicely. The front men believed it would be done by the end of the month, then from there they could practice their pieces for the concert.

"Oh, Moira." Nathan said before the short woman left, "Knubbler is coming tomorrow to go over the song. We're probably recording also." Moira nodded, but said nothing.

-Somewhere in Mordhaus-

Runa walked around the corridors aimlessly. She was depressed about not playing with the band as well sexually frustrated. The girls weren't allowed to leave Mordland for their album release. Because of that, she wasn't able to meet men to satisfy her needs. At the moment, she really hated Cherry and what she had. A good fuck buddy. Perhaps she could go out clubbing that weekend?

While musing to herself with her head down, she didn't see the Swedish man coming her way. She ran right into him, and both let out a small grunt of surprise. Looking up, blue with blue, the two stared at each other for the longest time.

"Are you ok?" Skwisgaar asked, resisting the urge to tucked some of her hair behind her ear. She had the most breath taking eyes he's ever seen.

Runa looked down, a slight blush on her cheek, "Yes… and no." crossing her arms, she pouted.

"What do you mean?"

"Skwisgaar, I'm fine but… I'm… I… I'm frustrated right now. Really, really," she sighed, not believing she was telling him this, "Sexually frustrated." She covered her face with her hand. "I haven't been with a guy since the day before you guys came to our hotel room. It's been nearly three weeks! You on the other hand have had at least a dozen really old or fat women here." She let out an aggravated sigh, turning her whole body to face away from him, "It's not…" she was silenced as Skwisgaar spun her around and kissed her passionately. Her eyes widen from the shock, but eventually she closed them and kissed him back, wrapping her arms around his neck. When they couldn't breathe, the two broke apart. She rested her head on his shoulder, her mind numb.

"Perhaps I can help." Skwisgaar said as ran his hand along her side to rest on her hip. Runa moaned lowly as his fingers played with the thin line of heated skin peeking from underneath her blouse. Opening her eyes, she stared at him with half lidded eyes, swirling with lust. Skwisgaar didn't wait for her to answer as he quickly dragged her to her room just down the hallway, locking the door behind them. He had been thinking about her nonstop the past two weeks, wondering what she was like in bed. Imagining her underneath him sent him into whirlwind of mixed emotions, his reason for bringing so many women over in hopes of satisfying himself with no luck.

--SwisxRun Action Begins--

Once they were in her room, Runa attacked him, pressing him against the door as she heavily leaned into him, running her smaller hands up into his shirt to feel his warmed flesh. The two shared another hungry kiss, their tongue waging war against each other for dominance. Skwisgaar held onto her, moving her back until both fell on the bed, never breaking their kiss.

Runa slowly and teasingly inched her hands to his waist line, toying with his belt with one hand and groping his groin with the other. Skwisgaar groaned, trailing kisses along her cheek and neck, nipping at the pulse. Runa slip her leg underneath him so he rested in between them. In their heated moment, he rubbed himself against her core, watching as she arched up into him.

"Stop teasing…" she whimpered as she clumsily undid the buttons of her shirt. Skwisgaar assisted her by taking off his and removing her bra once her shirt was gone and tossed to the side of her bed. Seeing her nipples bead at the cool air of her room, he took one into his mouth and gave it a light suck. Runa gasped, turning her head to one side and biting the knuckle of her right hand.

"You're sensitive." He commented, "Not very women are when they as… experienced." Skwisgaar as reward by another gasp as he bit her nipple, pinching the other with his fingers. He repeated the same action with the other one, making Runa cry out in pleasure.

Once both her breasts were red and covered in small hickeys, he trailed butterfly kissed down her flat stomach, biting her hips above her low hip hugging jeans. At her navel he bit the underside, then swirled his hot tongue around it. Runa gripped the bed sheets, panting and gasping for much needed air. She didn't think being with him would be so pleasurable, but it was probably the weeks of pent up sexual frustration that was making this much better. She would finally find some kind of release from her inner hell.

With skillful hands, he undid her zipper and removed her pants, her shoes long forgotten and toed off when they both landed on her bed of black satin sheets. He kneeled above her, admiring her flawless body. He'd seen her porn movies, but they did not justice to the real deal. Pale skin as smooth as silk, long hairless legs toned to perfection, wide hips, perfect to bare children he noted, a hairless womanhood that was still as pink and fresh looking as a virgin which was odd considering all the men she had screwed, delicate breasts which he guessed to be a decent size, about a C or so, the face of an angel and hair as bright as the sun. The woman underneath him was simply gorgeous. What he loved most were here eyes. They were big and such a pure color. They were lighter than his, almost crystal like. He had never seen such a color. They reminded him of a clear sky and happy times.

Crawling off her body, he pulled her toward the edge so her legs hung off the side. She looked at him with confusion when he stuck her pillow just beneath the small of her back and above her rear, elevating her hips higher for him as he kneeled between her legs. She was about to lean on her arms to see what he was up to, but collapsed as she felt his tongue stroke her nether region, swirling around her clitoris. She pinched her nipples as he sucked on her small bundle of nerves, sliding a finger into her wet hole. She couldn't stop the constant moans of pleasure from escaping her mouth, the erotic noises caused Skwisgaar's body call out for her.

He stroked her for a while with his left hand, his right keeping her legs far apart as possible, which was actually pretty far. In her videos, she did things only gymnast could do. Apparently she was still flexible, something the women he had been with weren't. He inserted another finger into her, stroking this way and that until he found her g-spot, causing her body to convulse.

"Sk-skwisgaar…" she whined breathlessly, "I think… I think I'm…" she didn't get to finish her sentence as she threw her head back, screaming in silence as she was hit with her orgasm. Normally Skwisgaar wasn't one for oral sex, so he never really bothered to actually taste a woman after he finger fucked her to oblivion. But for reasons unknown, he clamped his mouth on her vagina and sucked all the juices that came rushing out of her. It took all he had to keep her hips from bucking around wildly. Skwisgaar found that he didn't mind her unusual taste.

Once she came off her high, she slowly sat up, her arms a bit weak. Seeing his face covered in her cum made her horny again. Something clicked inside her as the professional adult entertainer within her took over, taking Skwisgaar's arm and throwing him on the bed. The Swedish man was startled as she dominated him easily when he tried to roll them over. In no time at all, she had him out of his boots and pants, massaging his testicles and sucking his massive hard on like it was nothing.

"Holy shits, I's surprised you no chokes…" he groaned out. She was using her free hand to rub his inner thigh. She smirked as she bit his tip lightly, causing him to shudder at the pleasure. That was new to him. It didn't take him that long to climax into her mouth. She swallowed everything, coming up to stare him down as she licked the residue off the sides of her mouth. She gave him a few stroked to make him hard again.

"You don't taste so bad. Now do you plan on fucking me?" she smirked as his eyes bulged. All he did was nod dumbly.

Skwisgaar carefully switched places with her, moving her legs on either side of his hips as he eased himself into her warmth. Since she had gone a while without sex, her walls were tighter in her younger body, he was after all several years older then her. Both moaned at the contact. Everything just felt right. He had to brace himself before he rocked into her. She was soon gasping for him to go harder which he humbly did. Using all his strength and speed, he pounded into her. The poor full sized bed squeaked in protest, not use to such abuse. The couple didn't care. Skwisgaar once again clamped his mouth around her breast, one hand continued to hold him up while the other he roughly groped the other. Runa snaked her hand in-between them to rub herself as the other clawed at Skwisgaar back, leaving welts everywhere. She wrapped her legs around his narrow waist, holding him close to her as the both began to reach their peaks.

With an ear shattering scream, Runa hugged Skwisgaar as she came. Skwisgaar kissed her roughly to muffle her voice so no one would hear. He grunted as he released his load into her, his body twtiching as it do so. When he was done, he collapsed onto her with just enough strength to crawl down her body to situate his head on her soft mounds. Runa hugged him, panting heavily for much needed air. Stroking his hair, she giggled.

"What's so funny?" he asked as he looked up from the valley of her breasts. His heart fluttered when she gave him a heart stopping smile.

"You are so different then regular guys I'm with. Big black buff men." Skwisgaar nearly choked on a his breath. So that was the kind of men she preferred, "And…I just remember that you said you would do me. And so you have." She gave him a chaste kiss, "Thank you Skwisgaar." The two were about to sleep when a frantic knock on the door startled them.

"Runa! You ok in dere?"came the muffled voice of Lucy. "I hears scream but den it get cuts off." Skwisgaar sighed and got up, not bothering to cover himself as he opened the door. Lucy stared wide up at him then trailed her eyes south to see how much naked flesh he was showing. The lone girl squealed in shock, covering her eyes as she turned her back to him. "So sorries Skwisgaar! I didn'ts know you be heres! Is… is Runa dere?" the poor Ukrainian girl was blushing from head to toe.

"Ja, she is." He said as he closed the door. He heard Lucy run down the hallway, crying 'Oh my god' the whole way down.

Skwisgaar smirked down at the flush Runa. She made a move to cover herself with her hands, but he stopped her. Getting on top of her again, he inserted his semi hard penis back into her and laid down, getting comfortable again so he could rest.

"Why bother covering yourself now? I think I rather like it, seeing you naked." He jerked his hips a little, making Runa whimper in delight again, "Plus I like to stay right here if you don't mind." He rolled more the left side and held her close to his body, tucking her head under his chin.

Runa laughed as she hugged him close, throwing her leg over his and jerking her hips to respond to his thrust. Skwisgaar smirked and let out a yawn. Runa kissed his chest.

"I don'ts mind eithers. I likes it too…" And that was where the two had fallen asleep for the rest of the day and well into the night before they woke to continue with different positions. This time they made sure she muffled her cries as best as she could so no one else would disturb them, like Nathan or Moira. Maybe if the banged each other, they wouldn't be so up tight?

--SkwisxRun Action End--

"No…" Cherry said in disbelief as Lucy told her what she saw, "Rune and Skwisgaar?"

The two were sitting in the kitchen preparing dinner for everyone. The two really couldn't bear to see Jean-Pierre work so hard, so they gave him the day off. And the fact he looked so ghastly that it made their stomach churn was another reason. Cherry was peeling a potato to mash later when Lucy told her story of seeing a very naked Skwisgaar in Runa's room. The drummer would have laughed, but Lucy was still just so damn mentally innocent, it was sad.

"I no kiddings! He was sweaties and naked and everythings!" Lucy blushed again, recalling the sight she saw, "Guess it was matters of time before Runa couldn'ts hold it ins." She wiped away some sweat on her forehead with the back of her hand. Murderface and Toki came in then to see what the girls were up to.

"Why sos red?" Toki asked as he picked up a carrot. Lucy's eyes bugged as she suddenly imagined Toki in Skwisgaar place. She had seen him without a shirt on, so there was only little she needed to imagine.

Cherry chuckled as Lucy squeaked. If Runa and Skwisgaar finally got together, when would the two youngins? Putting the tenth potato in a bowl, she wiped her hands, "She saw ol' Skwisgaar in Rune's room, all hot n' heavy from you know what. Mo'ra's not gonna like it one bit." Getting up, she went to the large ovens to check on her roast beef. The last thing she needed was for the food to burn to a cinder. It was hard making a meal for ten and the cooking equipment was more high tech then what they had in their mobil home slash tour bus.

Murderface was shocked. "But, Schkwisgaar never actually shlept with shomeone under fifty shince the band started!" he continued to gawk at the news, his mouth still hanging open. Toki on the other hand was just weirded out, agreeing with Murderface about his preferences with women. Lucy and Cherry looked at each other, surprised at the news. Never? So Runa was actually the first young woman he was with? How interesting.

"He must really like her then. Getter done." Cherry giggled, going about her work. She began to chop the potatoes for easier cooking.

"Mm, smells good." Bloodyfist said as she poked her head into the kitchen. Seeing the people there, she decided to join them. "Mind if I help? I need to work on my cooking skills." Cherry handed her the knife to cut the potatoes so the drummer could go on and make the salad. Fiber was good for the body after all.

"Feels likes old times." Lucy commented, "But dis place much biggers den da bus." She sighed in envy.

Murderface and Toki sat down to watch the girls. "The busch? Don't you cook at home?" the bass player said.

Cherry shook her head as she tore apart a romaine lettuce. Bloodyfist was the one to speak. "Unlike you guys, when we started our band we all decided to live on our little tour bus. The first few months were hard, but in the end, it's all we need. We don't have a permanent residence so all our mail is forwarded to Munkittrick's work." She shrugged, taking out a fifth potato to dice up, "We've been traveling a lot since we actually bought the damn thing, so there was no point in buying a place. Not that any of us really have a home to go back to." She rolled her eyes at that, narrowly missing her finger getting lopped off.

"What yous means?" Toki said as he eyed some of the vegetables by Lucy's arm.

Sighing, Bloodyfist continued, "I have no parents, no family. I'm an orphan. Lucy ran away, Runa doesn't want to be near her dad since he's been trying to get her back into the porn industry, Moira and her mom don't get along and Cherry here can't stand her family, something about middle child syndrome. So what was the point? Munkittrick doesn't have a family either, but he normally doesn't travel with us. It's also a reason why none of us can actually have a serious relationship." She looked at Cherry who slumped her shoulders and pouted. What Pickles didn't know about Cherry's ex was that the guy was one of her old bandmates. They had tried to maintain their relationship despite long distances and the one time Cherry and the others made it back to Houston, they found the guy fooling around with another female member of the now disbanded Whore House Band.

"Dat… so sads." Toki said as he snuck a cherry tomato into his mouth. He cried out in pain when Lucy smacked him over the head with a lethal.

"If you goings to eats food, den you helps too." She handed him a slip of paper and a bowl and Murderface a spatula. Both looked at her quizzically. "Toki, read dat so you can makes cake. Murderface, you can makes da gravies for mash potatoes." Both boys shrugged but didn't protest. The task seemed simple enough, but the girls would soon learn that Dethklok was indeed… stupid.

--Recording Room--

Moira was listening to the demo tape of her song she was to sing with Nathan. She smiled sadly as she sang along with the other masculine voice, remembering things from her time in Russia. The male voice was much gentler then Nathan's growling tone. The tenor sounded pleasant, and it made her feel even worse.

"Fucking shard of glass… it was suppose to ruin my voice, not his. Have the Undertakers been around that long to get us? It was almost six years ago though. We barely got a record deal." She turned off the tape and sat back in her seat. Hearing the door open, she turned to Nathan who once again had his notebook. She had a ghost of a smile. "Hey…" she was in no mood to start a fight.

"Uh… hi." Was his intelligent response. "Uh… I was uh…"

"I know you're still confused about the words. So let me sing it for you as an example." Grabbing the sheet music they made, she began to perform accapella, impressing Nathan as she sang it perfectly, only a few octaves higher then where he was suppose to begin at. He was excited to hear the bands' recording of the music so he could actually get his timing right. That was another thing he couldn't seem to get right at the moment aside from pronounciation.

Nathan took the time to look her over again while she was distracted. If she wasn't busy, normally she locked herself up in here or in her room, away from everyone. He had asked Ofdensen to let them come with Dethklok to outings, but like a Nazi, he wouldn't allow it. Not even their manager. Neither would give him a reason though. Nathan couldn't completely ignore his some what unwanted female guests. He knew they were bored to death. Nathan couldn't help up watch Moira intently.

He started from her flip flop covered feet, where her toes were painted black with a red star on them. Her relatively tan, though still pale in comparison to him, legs were bear until mid thigh because of her mini skirt, which keeping it up was a thick star studded belt. She was wearing an oversized jacket over a red camisole. Her black bra straps were showing. Since most of her chest was showing, he saw a tattoo poking from over her right breast, just a little bit below where her heart would be. It was slight obsurced because of the jacket at the angle of his seat, yet Nathan could tell it was sergeant stripes. Finally his gaze shifted to her flawless face. He watched her lips move around the words, noticing that they were almost naturally red and plump. Not quite Angelina Jolie like, but pretty big for someone who was of European descent. Moira's nose was well proportioned to her face, probably best described as 'perfect' if one had a nose fetish. Then finally were her eyes, set under well groomed eyebrows. Her eyes were such an unusual hue, Nathan wondered if they were even hazel at all. They were more like amber. She was like a damn cat.

He hadn't realizing he was staring intently at her visage until she threw his book at his shoulder. "The fuck, Nathan?" she arched a brow as he glared at him a frown setting in on her mouth, "Do I haved something on my face?" she reached up to touch her cheek, ready to brush away anything could have been on it.

"No." He got up. "I think dinner might be done. I was told some of your girls were making it. We can continue my German lessons afterwards." Moira nodded but didn't move. Looking back at the controls on the table she sighed.

"I'll be there in a while. There's a few songs I'd like to go over without you here. So get out." She still smiled up at him, assuring the male vocalist that her rudeness was meant to be playful. Nathan mumbled something under his breath and left her alone. "Yea, yea, love ya too cunt face."

Le gasp. I made a naughty scene ;O jeez, I haven't done one in a while so sorry if it totally sucked ass. Sure as hell ain't the last one too.

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