Recap: the full Akatsuki are back! Its been 5 months since the End of the 5th great ninja war, and through a "miracle" the Akatsuki under Edo Tensi have been revived! In one more month the peace treaty between the Akatsuki and the 5 nations will end, so the Akatsuki want to recruit "lackeys" to help them with their catching of the jinchuricki. But what will happen when the lackeys the Akatsuki had in mind, want to kill the Akatsuki and take the name of "most feared criminal" for themselves?

Hope that was a good summary. 0.o The app pages on the iphone is so awesome. I can edit/write wherever I go now! :D

Chapter 1

A ragtag group of 10 bandits, were just on the outcasts of the Old Forest, in the fallen Sky Nation. They were waiting for a signal, so they could attack the Feudal Lord from the Land of Rice, and his ridiculous caravan of beautiful carriages.

"Chief. The target is in my sight." Arianna Yuko whispered through her headset.

"Good" The 24 year old leader of the bandits responded. "Valeria, are you in place?"

"Yes. I'm ready." the 24 year old girl responded to Chief, from where she was hiding behind a tree on the edge of the right side of the road.

"Everyone else?"

A chorus of 'readys' met Chiefs question.

"Okay. Valeria, move out."

Valeria, her pretty pale face covered by a black hood, slipped out from behind her tree and stumbled out into the middle of the road-seemingly wounded-right in front of the two guards leading the procession.

"Woah!" The guards both yelled, yanking on their horses reins, pulling the animals to a stop, the rest of the carriages stopping in suit.

"Miss! I must ask you to move out of the way! We are escorting the Feudal Lord's tax collector back to The Land of Rice!" Valeria didn't move. Instead she peered up at the man, and then glanced over in the general direction of where Arianna was hiding, her eyes questioning what she should do.

"Dammit! This is bad!" Chiefs second in command, Arlo hissed through his microphone. "We were aiming for the Feudal Lord not his brown-nosing lackey!"

"But the tax collector has all the Feudal Lord's tax money. This would be as good as anything else. Maybe we could even give some back to the people!" The kind hearted boy-21 year old Abasi Shoto-whispered back.

"How much of a wimp are you? Aren't you suppose to be a man?" the blind Earth Ninjutsu master known as Paige yelled through her microphone at Abasi, who cringed at her assulet"We don't just settle for less! And we don't give away our hard worked for money! We should take what we want when we-"

"Valeria, pretend to faint." Arianna ordered, and Valeria obeyed, all 5 foot 3 inches of her crumpling to the ground.

"And you guys, shut up," Chief snapped, "Or else I will cut branches from this tree and shove them up y'all asses." The bandits fell obediently quiet.

Rider 1 got off his horse and ran over to check on Valeria where she was laying on the ground. He rolled her over, and then called to his partner to come help him move her into the bushes.

"What kind of assholes are they that they would just throw a girl's body into the bushes? Arlo muttered.

"Assholes on the Feudal Lord's payroll." Paige responded from where she was laying under a bush in the ditch on the left side of the road.

"Shut it you two. Arianna, take the shot. Everyone else, move out." Chief ordered

"Got it." Arianna pulled out a scroll and summoned out of it a bow and arrow. Then she did a few quick handsigns and whispered "Water-Wind jutsu, Ice Arrows." Then she drew her bow, loading 3 arrows on it, and releasing them. They went flying through the tree were she was sitting and each severed the harness on the 3 carriages. The horses neighed loudly, and bolted for the woods, while the carriage's drivers started shouting in confusion.

Then the action kicked in. Grumio, the biggest of the bandits, burst out of the woods running toward the carriage and then pulling back his arm… and WHAM he crushed the door in, reaching in and grabbing whatever rich, spoiled brat that was in there, and taking all of his money. The riders up front noticed what was going on, and turned away from Valeria. As soon as their backs were turned, reached into her cloak and grabbed two short knifes, using the flat end of their blade to knock the riders to the ground.

The rest of the guards realized that they were under attack and started to form a semi-circle around the carriage last in line.

"Stella, do your thing!" Chief ordered to a young red head to her right, while Cheif burst out of her hiding place, heading towards the second carriage.

She stopped just outside of the carriage door and grabbed her long black sword that was tied to her back, pulling it out of its sheath and slicing open the door, and then holding the sword tip to the richly dressed man inside.

"Who… who are you?" The ridiculously obese man stammered out, his bald head glistening with nervous sweat.

"You don't deserve an answer. I want to know who you are though." Chief said lazily, glancing at the man with a disgusted expression.

"I… I am the feudal Lord's tax collector!" the man licked his lips nervously, while Chief's thin brown eyebrows furrowed in confusion.

"Wait… If you are the tax collector… Who are the men protecting in the last carriage?" she snapped, pressing the sword against his neck.

"The… Feudal Lord?" He said his staring at the Chief with fear in his eyes. Chief's eyes got really big and then she started yelling into her headset

"Vicro! Vito! Arlo! Break through the last carriages defense circle! The Feudal Lord is in there. And as for you…" She turned her gaze toward the shaking man. "Take off your clothes. I want them." The man's jaw dropped, but when the Chief's purple eyes narrowed at him, he started stripping as fast as he could and shoved his clothes into her arms, until he was wearing nothing but pink boxers.

"Your money to." Chief snapped, and he gave her those to, "These clothes are too big for me… maybe I could give them to Grumio.." she muttered to herself as she turned away from the shaking man and headed toward the 3rd carriage where Vito, Vicro, and Arlo, 3 of the males in the bandits ragtag group, burst out of their respected hiding places in the trees and started killing the men protecting the 3rd carriage.

Vicro was 5'8, with a obsession with scythes, and he wielded one while laughing manically, his shoulder length black hair waving around as he spun in circles, knocking riders off their horses.

Vito, was a master of hypnotism, but had very good taijutsu as well, and was just using his fist and legs to break limbs and leaving the men immobile.

Arlo was 5'10 with short blue hair, and he uses short daggers to slice people open, and make their internal organs fall out. Which he had just done. Between the three of them, the guards had been killed quickly, and now the boy's were gloating.

"Foolish mortals should have never messed with YOUR GOD!" Vito yelled, doing some sort of war dance that looked a lot like the hooky pocky around some of the dead bodies, while Arlo smirked in agreement, while adjusting his glasses smugly.

Chief headed towards the door of the carriage, and yanked it open, exposing the cowering Feudal Lord.

"I'll give you whatever money you want… just don't hurt me!" The cowardly man yelled, covering his face with his hands. Chief sighed, annoyed at his weak willed-ness, and glanced around quickly to take inventory of her comrades.

Arianna was still sitting in her tree, her bow strung and ready unless anyone needed backup, while Paige was in the bushes still, since she was unneeded in this raid.

Stella, the youngest and smallest of the bandits, was running from carriage to guard, and taking anything of worth that the rest of the Bandits may have missed.

Vito was still doing his war dance and screaming about being God, and Vicro was watching Chief obediently, waiting for his next order.

Arlo was still adjusting his glasses, and Grumio was sitting on some man, gorging himself on some food he had found in a cart drawn by a donkey.

Abasi, the youngest male, was cowering in the trees, and Valeria, the girl who had been the bait for the guards riding in front of the procession, was sitting Indian style on the two unconscious men she had baited, and then knocked out.

Chief glanced back to the Feudal Lord and ordered

"Give us all your money. And strip."

A/N: Definitely wasn't the best beginning/intro but the next chapter will be in someone's P.O.V and will be better. NOW to finish up this chapter…

Akatsuki's P.O.V.

Pein, Kisame, Itachi, Sasori, Deidara, and Konan were running through the trees, and toward some lackeys they were going to recruit.

"Hey do you guys see something down there, Uhn?" Deidara asked as he saw someone… hanging from a tree?

The Akatsuki all dropped to the ground and saw 3 extremely fat men who were wearing nothing but their boxers, tied up by their ankles and hanging on a branch that was groaning and creaking from their weight.

"Well that's disgusting." Kisame commented.

"Perhaps we should cut them down. I believe they are causing that tree a lot of pain." Konan commented.

"PAIN IS GOOD!" Pein shouted evily, and then, ignoring the strange looks from his comrades, he strutted toward the 3 men. "Who did this to you?"

"A group of bandits who live in the Fallen Sky Nation… They jumped us…" Whined the shortest one.

"A group of bandits… they could be the ones we are looking for." Sasori said.

"I am a Feudal Lord… If you cut me down and take me back to my place I will pay you handsomely." The fattest one said, his voice thick with pleading.

Pein snorted, annoyed with the men's pleading. And then he said

"Let's go Akatsuki. The bandits must be close by." And with that they left the men crying in the woods, strung up to die.

Akatsuki's Base

"This is stupid! Why couldn't we go to help kill the shitheads?" Hidan yelled angrily. Kabuto, who was sitting in the large living room area of the base, slammed shut his book and stood up to tell off the Jashinist.

"BECAUSE you idiot! If you went, you would kill them all, if Kakuzu went he would kill them all so he doesn't have to pay them, if Zetsu went he would eat them all, and Taka is here to make sure you idiots do as told and leave after we get the message from Pein!"

Hidan rolled his eyes and griped "I don't see why it matters if I go, I won't be any worse then that blonde shithead. He's just going to blow them all up. And besides, why couldn't you go then asshole?" He addressed the comment to Kabuto, who started to push up his glasses,

"Well you see-"Kabuto was interrupted by Suigetsu who said,

"Kabuto couldn't go because everyone hates Kabuto. And if he went there is no way in heaven or hell those people would join us." Kabuto opened his mouth to protest, but was again interrupted by the plant/man coming up from the floor and asking

"If no one likes Kabuto…"

"Can we eat him…." Zetsu's two parts finished each other sentence, and once Suigetsu gave them the nod, they started chasing him through the hideout.

"TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!" The bi-polar Uchiha ran through the hideout, waving a pair of… Uchiha boxers? Suigetsu wondered in the back of his head if they were Tobi's, or Sasuke's… and then he saw Karin chasing after Tobi, yelling at him to give her back Sasuke's boxers. She had apparently stolen Sasuke's underwear again.

"And of course Tobi couldn't go because he's annoying as Kabuto." Kakuzu added from where he was sitting on the other end of Suigetsu's couch, counting his money.

"Of course." Both Suigetsu, and Jugo, who had just come into the room and overheard the last part of the conversation agreed.

"By the way, A letter came in from Pein addressed to Sasuke… but he has shut himself in his room and won't come out… I think he's sewing the Uchiha symbol onto his new boxers since Karin stole his old ones…" Jugo trailed off as Kakuzu rolled his eyes, and snatched the paper from Jugo, and started reading it. And then he stood up and told Hidan,

"Announce to everyone that Pein has ordered us to leave immediately and head to the Fallen Nation."

"Why do I fuckin have to?" The Jashinist grumped.

"Because no one else here is loud enough?" Suigetsu muttered.

"Shut up jackass," Hidan snapped at Suigetsu, "HEY ASSHOLES! LEADER SAYS TO HEAD OUT TO THE FALLEN SHITHEAD NATION! GET YOUR MOTHER FUCKING ASSES UP AND LET'S GO ASSHOLES! MOVE DAMN IT!"

"Good job." Jugo said, as the rest of the Akatsuki came out of their respective hiding places, Karin stuffing a pair of boxers into a bag hanging on her waist.

"Let's move out." Kakuzu said and the Akatsuki did so.

A/N: I swear I don't have an obsession with Uchiha boxers.

SO. The P.O.V's will be from the 5 bandit girls different points of views from now on, since they are more of the main characters and the boy bandits are more supporting. There will be occasion boy P.O.V's, and Akatsuki P.O.V's. Next chapter will be Stella's P.O.V… I think. Ahh HA! Maybe I'll do most of the chapter a girl's point of view, and the boy's can have a shorter P.O.V at the end of the chapter… we will see. BTW I AM A SUIKA SHIPPER! So some of the story (more of a side story) will be Karin maturing and falling in love with Suigetsu? Most likely. And I do have a plot line all planned out. SO PLEASE KEEP READING? I know this chapter wasn't super funny but I'll try to make the next one better. BTW there are 15 Akatsuki members, and 10 of my O.C's. A heck of a lotta people… -_-

And there will be a lot of Kabuto making fun of/teasing. I'm sorry but I have to do it. Sorry to all Kabuto fans. All 30 of you. love y'all. Please take it in good humor.

Haha.

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