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Chapter 3:Spring Breeze Part 2: Float Islands
Josh and Trent were riding on another Warp Star to the next stage.
"If memory serves, we'll run into a Knuckle Joe as soon as we land,"Josh shouted over the winds. Trent got a large grin on his face. Josh continued."You wanna do the self-destruct thing or do you want me to do it the other way?"This question made Trent frown.
"Gee, both the choices are SO tempting,"he remarked while rolling his eyes."Either have you eat me or burn like a bonfire."He sighed."I'll just self-destruct."Suddenly, his body started flashing red and he started burning again."SHIT!! THIS HURTS SO DAMN MUCH!! HOW DO I TURN IT OFF!?!"Josh had to do his absolute best not to burst out laughing.
"Don't worry! We're almost there!"he shouted as the islands came into veiw.
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!"Trent screamed as the warp star got closer."FASTER, YOU STUPID THING!!"Too late. Trent exploded in a flash, returning to Josh's mind.
"You okay, dude?"Josh asked as they closed in.
"........"
"I'll take that as a maybe,"Josh remarked as they crash-landed. As he predicted, in front of them was a Knuckle Joe. The KJ tried to send a kick Josh's way, but he jumped over it and inhaled it from behind. He swallowed it and became fighter Kirby. But almost immediately afterwards, Trent appeared as a Blue KJ. He was grinning madly.
"HELL YEAH!"he said while performing the Rising Break V multiple times.
"C'mon, dude, we got things to do,"Josh said as he walked past the now ecstatic Trent. They looked down into a small gap filled with ocean water that separated them from another peice of land."Okay, this is a problem."
"How? We can swim, you know,"Trent pointed out.
"This is true, BUT,"Josh started."We don't know how to jump OUT of the water, since there isn't a visible seafloor. See the problem now?"
"Oh,"Trent muttered."Well, why don't we just fly over it?"
"I don't know how to FLY either!"Josh said, looking Trent right in the eyes. He then made a strange head motion, followed by a shout of "Dumbass!" right in Trent's face.
"Well, you're going to have to learn sometime,"he said calmly, then he smirked."And there's no time like the present."He shoved Josh into the water with one hand. Josh sunk under a bit, blinking stupidly at a fish with goggles. He then swam back up to the surface to see Trent smiling down at him."Having fun?"In a flash of inspiration, Josh inhaled some air and waved his arms, floating up out of the water. He floated over to an amazed Trent and landed right in front of him.
"Yes, yes I am,"he said with a smile. He then repeated the process and floated over to the other side, Trent unable to follow. When Josh landed, he took out a squid, then turned to face Trent, who was still stuck.
"What about me!?"he shouted. Josh turned on his heel and walked in the other direction, going through the door."HEY! YOU NO GOOD SUNNUVA--!!"He didn't get the chance to finish, as he somehow transformed into a star and shot across the gap, going through the door, where Josh was waiting patiently on the other side. Trent landed on his rear as he turned back to normal, whatever that was. He blinked at his friend before saying "You knew that was going to happen, didn't you?"
"Duh,"Josh said as he turned around. Trent stood back up."So, now you can rely on that until you learn how to do the multiple jumping thing."Trent only sighed. He looked around and saw that they were in a cave. The two jumped down and took out a squid. Josh, who had pretty much memorized almost the entire game, turned his head and saw a block wedged in a small hole. Trent turned to look at his friend as Josh inhaled one block and spat it at another, revealing a small path that lead to some food. Though neither of them needed healing, they figured they might as well have some food anyway. After eating the food, they headed out of the small cavern and moved forward again, taking out a mini-Kabu and climbing up a ladder, only to find another one. Trent threw his fist forward and fired a shockwave at it, destroying it. Jumping down, the two saw a Freeze enemy. Josh inhaled the creature and became Ice Kirby, after which, he frowned and shivered.
"Ugh, I hate the cold,"he muttered as Trent took down a small wall of blocks, revealing a Gordo and a door. When it went up, they both ran through the door, landing in an outside area. Josh grinned madly when he saw an invincible candy. Trent ripped it in half with his new-found muscles and ate one peice, Josh eating the other. The two of them started flashing brightly. The two of them looked at each other with twitching eyes and screamed at the exact same time.
"SUUUUUUUUGAAAAAAAAAAAAR RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH!!!!!!!"The two of them ran forward at incredible speeds, wiping out enemies as they collided into them. Josh was doing cartwheels while Trent was bouncing forward on his head, swinging his fists madly.
"DIE, WEAKLINGS, DIE!!!"Trent shouted madly.
"PH33R M3, NOOBS!!"Josh screamed. The two of them quickly reached the room with the Ice Seal, crashing into it and destroying it instantly. The warp star appeared above their heads. The two jumped on as the effects of the candy wore off, panting tiredly.
"OWNED, MUTHA FUCKAS!!!!"Josh screeched as they flew to their next destination."MAN, what a rush!!"He sighed deeply."Destroying things brings me joy,"he said as if the mass murder of Waddle Dees was the epitome of Nirvana.
"No wonder Kirby runs so fast when he eats that stuff,"Trent remarked. Josh frowned slightly.
"Dude, I just thought of something,"he said."What happened to the REAL Kirby, anyway?"Trent looked at his friend with wide eyes, shocked into silence by the question. Sure, this whole adventure was one heck of a joyride, but where WAS the real Kirby? With a half-hearted shrug, his only reply was "Who knows?"The two were silent the rest of the way there.
The two landed on the next Island and saw the Crash Bomb enemy. Josh froze it, then Trent shattered it with a punch. Josh smirked when he saw a Blade Knight. He took his Ice cap off and threw it to the side. He ran forward and inhaled the BK, turning into Sword Kirby. He swung the sword a few times and smiled widely.
"Sweeeet,"he said as Trent destroyed a Sir Kibble. The two went through the next door and landed in a small area with three floors with them in the middle."And here comes Lololo and Lalala. Weirdest. Names. Ever."
"And here they come!"Trent said as Lololo started walking towards them from the right with a green block in front of him. Trent jumped up to the next floor as Josh charged forward, swinging his sword and destroying the block. He then proceeded to slash at the blue creature madly, Surprisingly, even though the sword was doing obvious damage, Lololo didn't seem fazed and walked right into him, dealing damage and pushing him down to the bottom floor.
"Ow,"Josh muttered as Lalala walked towards him with a Gordo. His eyes widened."D'oh, crap!"Trent suddenly landed behind her and slammed his fist into the back of her head, taking her out. He smirked."And once again, I end up saving your miserable--"Josh jumped up and charged past Trent, slicing through a block and taking out Lololo. He turned back to Trent and gave him a blank stare."Uhhh, nevermind." The two of them appeared outside, where another star was waiting above their heads. Josh reluctantly jumped up and grabbed it. When he landed, he began doing the famed Kirby dance again. Trent could only shake his head at the sight.
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End of chapter.
Well, that was short. Sorry about that. But I still think this chapter was awesome. But who gives a crap what the Author thinks? Let's see what YOU think about it.
