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Chapter 15:Destruction of the Halberd part 2

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The duo whooped as they flew through the air in a long turn away from the smoldering wreckage that was the combo cannon, having just destroyed it. They were still just a bit hyped on the invincible candy, so were still grinning like the maniacs they were.

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Surprisingly, the Halberd's crew was taking the weapon's destruction quite well.

"I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!"

Yeah, I lied. Wanna make something of it?

"That...was scary,"Axe finally said, officially weirded out.

"...I've never seen Kirby act like that..."Sailor Dee muttered, dazed."Did you SEE how fast he chopped up the cannon's claw?"

"I was watching his helper shove a dozen bombs down the cannon's barrel,"Javelin said. He shuddered."Uuuuh, that look on his face will give me nightmares for a week..."

Meta Knight was rather creeped out as well, though he didn't show it, lest he lower his men's morale. She had told him that the duo was...eccentric, but that was just nuts! He had thought the real Kirby was hyper when he ate invincible candy, but these two blew the original puff ball out of the water! Few things could shake the noble star warrior, and those two had just shot to nearly the top of the list.

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The two landed on another part of the ship, on the top-most of three thin platform right above one another.

"Ninja tactics, ENGAGE!"Josh said with a surprisingly deep voice. He ran off the thin platform they were on and onto another, Trent rolling his eyes as he followed.

"Kirby is now heading for the left wing!"a voice said as Trent destroyed a Scarfy, Josh jumping over a small pit.

"You don't think he'd..."the small voice trailed off nervously as they dodged out a couple of J-Capsules' tackles.

"Everyone! We need to keep Kirby away from the left wing!"another voice squawked, the two engaging a group of various floating enemies.

"What am I, chopped liver?"Trent asked irritably as he bombed a pair of Scarfies.

"No, you're a Poppy Bro with an electric attribute,"Josh replied with a smirk, slashing a J-Capsule in half. Trent grunted, the two leaping onto a group of floating star blocks. They began dodging around what they, in retrospect, called kamikaze Scarfies, who continually tried to tackle them and explode in their faces; as well as a Gordo and laser orbs. They eventually made it through the platform of blocks, albeit with a bit of bruising. When they made it to the other side, they saw the Warpstar, which they made a beeline for, jumping on before another Scarfy could attack them. The ride carried them around the ship for a bit before landing in a place where the wind was rather strong.

"Man, I just had one of those 'What the hell are we doing?' moments,"Trent remarked as they began running again.

"Whaddaya mean?"Josh asked, jumping out of the way of another laser ball. Trent destroyed it with the toss of a bomb.

"We're standing on the outside of a giant battleship going who knows how fast and fighting off a bunch of weird creatures trying to kill us,"Trent said, the two jumping over a gap."Did you ever think we'd ever do something like this?"

"Not really,"Josh chuckled as they reached a wall with a pair laser orbs in them. Trent bombed one and Josh threw a few shuriken at the other."Then again, I never thought we'd be taken to another dimension. I mean, jeez, most people couldn't even dream of doing the crap we've done so far."

Trent dropped a bomb on a bomb block, revealing a set of ladders."It makes me think about that voice we talked to. Brings up a lot of questions, y'know?"Josh nodded in agreement, and the two slid down the ladders.

"Yeah, dude,"he agreed after slicing through a Poppy Bro at blinding speed."Maybe she'll tell us what we wanna know next time."He stabbed a bomb block in the floor, and they climbed down the revealed ladders. Josh was struck with a Yoyo from a Gim, which Trent quickly disposed with a healthy dose of exploding electrified hurt. Josh then destroyed yet another bomb block, revealing another set of ladders, which they found rather annoying and redundant. Regardless, they jumped down to another floor. A Poppy Bro lobbed a bomb at them, but Josh quickly threw a shuriken to counter it while Trent threw a bomb of his own, destroying it. They looked at the floor to see ANOTHER bomb block.

"Dude, c'mon already,"Josh muttered, stabbing the block and revealing more ladders."Is this supposed to slow us down or something?"He jumped down.

"Probably,"Trent said, jumping after him, only to get hit in the back of the head with a Yoyo. Growling, Trent shouted "Self-destruct!", then rammed his assailant, becoming a Gim. They both ignored the Waddle Doo behind them, which hadn't bothered to attack. They jumped to another platform after Josh had thrown a shuriken to dispatch the Waddle Doo occupying it. Trent managed to land on the platform, but Josh fell just short of it thanks to the strong wind. He shouted in alarm, then quickly inhaled and started flapping his arms to gain altitude. Unfortunately, also thanks to the wind, he was unable to fly forward, and was left suspended above the gap.

"Mmph mmm mmph!"he tried to shout, flailing his arms madly.

"Oh, for the love of-"Trent said."Here! Grab onto this!"He threw his yoyo forward, and Josh barely managed to grab it thanks to his inflated body. Trent grunted in surprise as the wind pulled at his partner."Damn, it's like trying to fly kite in a hurricane! The hell have you been eating? Bowling balls?"Josh opened his mouth to reply, realizing too late that the breath he was holding in was why the wind was holding him in place. Trent was too slow to react before Josh crashed into him, nearly knocking them both off the platform.

"Well, that sucked,"Josh murmured as they stood back up.

"You can say that again,"Trent muttered, somewhat dazed.

"Well, that sucked,"Josh repeated. Trent smacked him."Ow..."They jumped across a few more platforms before seeing a wall with a bomb block. Josh quickly jumped and threw a shuriken at it, destroying the wall. They both leapt through the air, landing on another floor. They saw a Maxim Tomato somehow hanging in midair, then Josh leapt up and chopped it in half. The two pieces fell down, the duo catching each half and quickly gulping them down. They saw the next Warp Star ahead and ran for it, only for an Ice Seal to appear.

The Seal leapt into the air to try and crush them, but the two rolled out of the way, then Trent retaliated with a whip of his Yoyo. The Seal breathed an icy wind at him, but he leapt out of the way. Josh lunged forward in a with a powerful slash at the Seal's back. Annoyed, the monster turned and grabbed in its arms, squeezing him in a painful bearhug. (Or is it sealhug?)

"Jeez, I didn't know you cared!"Josh choked out, eyes bulging. Trent swung his yoyo and smashed it into the seal's skull, taking it out and making it release Josh, who quickly got out of the way before it could drop on him. As the current Kirby tried to catch his breath, Trent, curious, placed a hand on the Ice Seal and said "Combine."There was a flash of light, and he was now a Snowman with Gim's eye replacing the head, as well as the cap and hands, a white yoyo in his right hand. Josh looked at Trent's new form with a nonexistant eyebrow raised."Okay, I'll bite. What can you do now?"

"Let's find out,"Trent replied. He swung his yoyo forward, which left an icy mist in its wake and shot a snow ball which collided with a wall. They blinked."Cool."Without another word, they leapt on the warp star, which shot off with explosive force.

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End of Chapter

Behold, the newest ability combo, the Snoyo!

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