The competition has arrived! it took me forever to write, sorry about the delay! I tried to mix in a lot of humor to go with the slight mushiness that the girls (Luka and Miku) bring to the table. also, for all you Luka fans out there, sorry she's been so OOC lately, I am working to correct it! other than that, enjoy :D -Rocketman182
Disclaimer: I don't own the Vocaloids.
Ch.12
Friendly Competition (Part 2)
*Scene opens with Piko, Len, Akaito, Kaito, Gakupo, Mikuo and a very pissed off looking Dell standing at the front of an empty classroom. It was much late in the day so it wasn't being used for anything else. In addition, there were 3 very scared looking students
Miku: Alright, welcome to the first official Vocaloid boyfriend competition!
Dell: Were still using that name?
Miku: Yes.
Dell: *grunts*
Rin: Screw you guys, I love it!
Luka: The first event is "personality". You will be judged on your two best, um, Miku, you want to help me out here?
Miku: Your two best boyfriend-y moments!
Luka:...right. These three students I have convinced to be our judges *points briefly at three young women cowering at a small makeshift judges panel*
Miku: On that note, let's get this show on the road!
Neru: Who's going first?
Miku: ME!
Piko: Typical Miku...
Luka: we should probably draw straws or something...
Miku: *glares at Luka*
Luka: Nevermind... go ahead.
Judge 1: Uh, K-Kaito Shion, p-please step forward. *she was noticeably shaken*
Kaito: Alright.
Miku: For my first one, Kaito took me out a week ago to the most romantic little picnic in the hills just south of Goldvoice... We watched the sun set between two mountains and gazed at the stars for hours... At then at the end of the night he gave me this necklace! *Pulls a beautiful turquoise necklace out of her pocket.*
Zataune: Damn girl, that's one sweet rock.
Teto: ...sparkles... *mesmerized and drooling*
Gakupo: *quietly to Kaito* please tell me you got some after that...
Kaito: *replies quietly* If Luka hadn't been in their room...
Gakupo: Aww, that sucks. So close too.
Kaito: Tell me about it...
Luka: that's... That's not that impressive! *Luka began to slip out of her normal, quiet demeanor again*
Gakupo: Relax, it's just a silly contest.
Miku: A silly contest! This is the battle to end all battles! The great-
Neru: *Hits Miku over the head with one of her leeks.*
Miku: What was that for!
Neru: Felt like it. *smirks*
Luka: Ok, Neru, You're up next.
Neru: Whatever... So a few days ago Len took me up to the top of the clock tower over there and we watched the sunset. It was... probably the most beautiful and serene moment of my life...
Everyone including Len: *Jaw-droppingly shocked at Neru's mushy show of sentimentality*
Neru: What! I have a soul ya know!
Miku: You... do? Holy crap!
Neru: *Picks up the leek*
Miku: *shuts up immediately*
Rin: *laughs her ass off*
Len: ...
Neru: Someone else's turn. Now.
Luka: um, Teto, you want to go?
Teto: Sure! Yesterday Mikuo and I went on our first date! We went to the park and had a wonderful lunch together!
Zatsune: That it?
Teto: I- um...
Luka: Oh leave her alone.
Zatsune: Whatever.
Rin: *Screaming* My turn! *calms down a bit* A week ago Piko took me to my favorite restaurant. He knew exactly what I wanted and had the table specially made! After dinner we went for a walk by the river and he gave me a new bow! *she pointed at the big white bow bouncing around on top of her head.*
Mikuo: Nicely done.
Piko: Why thank you!
Rin: *To Piko quietly* We got this.
Piko: Hell yeah!
Luka: My turn. Gakupo and I recently went out to see the waterfall down by that small river south of the town. Apparently he had been there hours before, because there was a small picnic set up right next to the falls! About half an hour into the picnic he pulls a guitar out of nowhere and starts singing! And he continued untill a wolf decided we were poor company an hour later...
Miku: *scowling*
Luka: *shoots Miku a victorious look*
Neru: That's... damn girl. Gakupo, you slick bastard.
Mikuo: impressive.
Rin: Fuck…
Gakupo: Nah. Well, yeah, I guess... *Big smirk*
Zatsune: Alright you sappy bastards. My turn!
Akaito: Let 'em hear it babe.
Zatsune: Ok, So about 5 months ago Akaito and I had really gotten interested voodoo-
Mikuo: Oh God...
Zatsune: Hey, I'm talking.
Mikuo: Sorry...
Zatsune: Anyways. Akaito and I had been looking into Voodoo for a little while and he found this neat love ritual. So he sped off to America to get the necessary items.
Kaito: So THAT'S why you went there! You told mom and dad you went to see Niagara Falls!
Akaito: Yeah... You know how hard it is to get a live chicken onto a direct flight from Los Angeles to Tokyo? Pain in the ass!
Luka: W-why did you need a live chicken? *she sounded horrified*
Rin: I don't think you should've asked that...
Zatsune: Well you can't sacrifice a dead one! Everyone knows that!
Luka: *shocked and appalled*
Neru: Wow... what the...
Kaito: Bro, you are one sick fuck.
Akaito: At that time, yeah, I kinda was. *smiles and laughs a little.*
Dell: Alright, pipe down. Zatsune, you're done. Haku, you're up. Nothing too sappy, alright?
Haku: Aw... I was looking forward to-
Dell: Ugh, fine, but only because I love you.
Everyone else: awwww!
Dell: *Sweatdrop*
Haku: *Smiles brightly* ok! So, let me think... Well, when we first met i was lying in an alley behind a bar I frequented at the time, drunk off my ass. I remember crying, and then Dell showed up out of nowhere and picked me up. I'll never forget the moment I first looked into his eyes... I fell in love right there. He carried me back to his apartment and cleaned me up-
*At that point Teto couldn't take it anymore. She jumped out of her chair, tears pouring down her face*
Teto: T-THAT *sniffle* W-WAS SO ROMANTIC! SO *sniffle* BEAUTIFUL! *continues wailing, mumbling incoherent nonsense while Neru and Luka try to calm her down. Imagine a chibi-Teto bawling her eyes out.*
Miku: Kaito. Step it up.
Luka: Gakupo, You too.
Kaito and Gakupo: *sweatdrop*
Neru: Hey where's Le-
Len: *asleep against the wall*
Neru: THAT SON OF A B- wait, wouldn't I have done the exact same thing?
Miku: Sooner, but yes.
Neru: *Screaming at Len* WAKE UP!
Len: AAAHHHH! *falls over*
Judges: If everyone's done... We should move on.
Luka: Right. Round 2! Swimsuit!
The boys: Do we have to?
The girls: YES!
*The boys each take turns changing in the nearest bathroom and walk back into the room.*
The Girls: *multiple nosebleeds*
Gakupo: I'll take that as a compliment?
Dell: This is so fucking stupid.
Miku: You're so stupid! *gives him a puffy angry face*
Dell: Wow...
Luka: Knock it off you two.
Judge 3: Ok, this is going to work by us randomly picking a name out of this jar. That person will walk up here, be examined, and walk back. All three parts are judged. *looks up at Luka* D-did I do that alright?
Luka: Yes, so therefore you may keep your arms attached.
Judge 3: *quietly* yesssss!
Judge 2: Ok, first up is Kaito.
Kaito: Um, Ok...
Miku: Work it, bitch!
Kaito: Shoot me now...
*He strides up to the judge's table. The three look him over, have him spin around a few times, take a few notes, then have him walk back.*
Judge 1: Next up we have Len.
*Len walks up to the judging table and is processed the same way, then sent back. This continues with the rest of the boys until everyone had gone.*
Judge 2: alright, this concludes contest 2! Onto our third and final contest, the singing competition. We need to head down to the studio for this one.
Judge 1: None of us have ever heard you sing, so remember that!
*The group heads down to the recording studio*
Judge 3: In this competition, each of you will perform 1 song of your choosing as I am sure you already know, seeing as you have all prepared a song. The one who sings their selection the best will be declared winner. First up is... Gakupo. What will you be singing for us?
Gakupo: Endless nightmare.
Judge 1: An original?
Gakupo: Yeah.
*He steps into the recording booth, activates his VOCALOID interface, and cues the instrumentals. He sings his song well and leaves the booth.*
Judge 1: Next up is Len. Song?
Len: Grey. It's an original.
Neru: He sung this one for me the other day. *bright smile*
Teto: Any good?
Neru: It's excellent.
Miku: *Evil smile* Your confidence will be your undoing my little blonde friend...
Neru: Has anyone ever told you you're a freak?
Miku: Recently, actually!
Neru: *sigh*
*Len steps into the recording room, cues the music, and sings.*
Judge 1: Damn, he's hot!
Neru: Back off sister, he's mine.
Judge 1: sorry... can I be a fan?
Neru: N- well, I guess.
Judge 1: *squee*
*Len finishes his song and steps out of the recording room.*
Judge 1: next up we have... Dell.
Dell: I'm singing a song called Despair. *steps into the recording room* Haku, If you would?
*The heavy metal song came on and Dell, in a rare show of effort, gave it everything he had. By the end of the song all three judges were headbanging.*
Teto: That man can rock out!
Haku: *Giggles*
Dell: *walks out of the room with a grin on his face.* Man I love that song...
*The other boys take their turns in the studio*
Judge 3: Alright, that concludes our competition! We will deliberate for a little while and let you know who wins!
*1 hour later*
*The three judges come back unto the room*
Judges: we've decided the winner!
Miku: *quietly to Luka* Ha, I've already prepared my victory speech.
Luka: Well that's quite a shame, seeing as you won't be needing it. As for mine, however...
Neru: Hey morons, pay attention?
Miku & Luka: S-sorry...
Judges: Well, We have taken into consideration all three competitions, and based on the results we are pleased to announce that the winner is...
*Epic dramatic pause, every one of the girl's are wearing a face of grim determination. The boys for the most part had expressions of total embarrassment, except Kaito and Gakupo who were staring each other down at this point, because they knew the loser would probably be "sleeping on the couch tonight" in a figure of speech. That and a little bit of Miku and Luka's competitive spirit had rubbed off on them.*
Judges: ...And the winner is Mr. Dell Honne!
Everyone except Haku and Dell: WHAT!
Haku: *Jumps into the air* FUCK YEAH! SUCK IT! ISN'T THAT RIGHT DELL? *looks over at Dell*
Dell:*Snoring standing in a corner*
Haku: ...
Dell: *Wakes up* Whussup? Who won?
Miku: You, asshole!
Dell: Really? Huh, cool. *proceeds to go back to sleep, but is grabbed by an exuberant Haku*
Haku: I present your champion!
Luka: This is humiliating...
Miku: Damn it all...
Dell: *To Haku* I've never seen you this...uh, vibrant?
Haku: *Oozing newfound confidence*
*At that point Ayatoba bursts through the door to the studio*
Ayatoba: There you all are! Good news everyone! I got you another concert! A BIG ONE! Um, what's going on in here? Luka, you look like you're ready to maul someone...
Luka: I am.
Miku: Me too.
Haku: Jealousy hurts, ladies.
Luka & Miku: Fuck you.
Dell: Ah, this is frickin' hilarious! *Laughing his ass off*
Ayatoba: Ok, ignoring all of that... you'll all need set lists. And I have a surprise for you all! *Pulls out a pamphlet with information on some of the most well known fashion designers in the world.* You will all be getting your own line of performance costumes!
Teto: YEAH! You took my suggestion!
Ayatoba: That I did. Now, the concert is in late November-
Neru: That's next month! How the hell are we-?
Ayatoba: Already thought of that, don't worry.
*After the discussion with Ayatoba, the Vocaloids went back to their dorms to begin writing new material and preparing different costumes, because Halloween was only a few days away. And if nothing else, a certain Pair of blonde twins had a special, and rather twisted place in their heart for this special holiday.*
-End Chapter 12-
And the glorious end of another chapter! bwahaha! anyways, thanks to everyone who reads and/or reviews, you guys keep me going. on that note, responding-to-reviewer time! Im also looking to pair up Gumi with someone and Lily with someone (trying to avoid Yuri/Yaoi unless absolutely necessary). Also i will be updating soon with my Halloween special chapter *Chapter 13: Trick and Treat* One can only imagine what Len and Rin will be up to... -Rocketman182
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The Parody Writer- Yes! another LenxNeru fan! honestly it doesn't get as much attention as "twincest" but it should! Honestly at this point i'm trying to avoid (for now) Kiyoteru, Yukki and Gachapoid as well as most UTAU's and V3's. However, I try to be as accomodating as possible for my readers so if you have any other sugesstions i'd be more than happy to hear! :D thanks for reading!