-Interlude-
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*Sitting in a large room with a bunch of empty chairs is the author. He is wearing a suit and holding a clipboard. There is a small brass nametag pinned to his lapel. It reads "Rocketman182" and underneath it says "Nick".*
Rocketman182: Hello readers! I've decided to devote a brief chapter to hear what the Vocaloids THEMSELVES think of the story! So on that note, let's bring them in!
*All of the Vocaloids involved in the story enter the room and take a seat.*
Rocketman182: Good afternoon everyone!
Vocaloids: Hello!
Rocketman182: Where are the Kagamine's? I thought I told them 2 o'clock?
*As if in answer a gaping hole is punched in the back wall by a big yellow road roller.*
Kagamines: Sorry we're late!
*The author has a look of frustration but disregards his deep desire to kill them both.*
Rocketman182: Damn, that's gonna be expensive to fix... Ok, you all know why you're here. Side note; to make things easier on me because I'm the one writing this, just call me Nick for now.
*The Vocaloids all nod in understanding*
Miku: Ok, so what's first?
Nick: I was thinking we can hear what you all think of the story and then we can go from there.
Luka: Sounds fair.
Lily: Seconding that.
Nick: Ok, here's how this'll work. I have a basket of names here. I'll pick one at a time and-
Neru: Yeah, how about we just grill the shit out of you until we're done?
Zatsune: I like the direction this is taking...
Nick: Um...
Miku: Ya know Neru, not everyone is as much of a bitch as you. Personally I don't mind the story.
Nick: Thank you Miku! At least someone thinks it's good!
Miku: I never said "good".
Nick: Oh... Well at least I tried...
Miki: I like it! *Hugs Nick*
Nick: Thanks Miki, but your hug is about to separate my spine...
Len: I like this story a lot actually. At least SOMEONE addressed my constant PV death... Although the lack of Roda Rora kind of sucks... You plan on adding more right?
Rin: He better or I'm going fear garden on his ass. BY THE WAY, why in the hell haven't you had me kill something yet?
Tei: Even I'm surprised. Also, you couldn't let me rape Len just once? I had to get the shit kicked out of me by the grey haired shota over there?
Piko: Say what now?
Len: Uncomfortable...
Neru: Back off, he's mine.
Nick: You did at least have a cameo.
Rin: Fear Garden, woman. Do you not learn?
Tei: I was killing people from my INCEPTION. You sing about bleeding heart crap like Kokoro and-
*Two loud CRACKS fill the room and Tei and Rin drop to the ground. Nick is standing there with a pair of tazers*
Nick: Ok, Gakupo, Kaito, mind helping me tie these two up?
Gakupo: I... Um, sure...
Kaito: Can't blame him, honestly. Those two are like oil and water.
Gumi: I'm not a fan... I can so too hold my liquor.
Lily: Ha, yeah right. I once saw you get buzzed off three wine coolers.
Gumi: I've told you this already, someone messed with it! There was like, tequila or something in it!
Lily: Right... that trip to Mexico was fun though.
Gumi: You ask for a simple cerveza... If only there was a Spanish Vocaloid!
Nick: They're due to be released relatively soon, along with the other V3s.
Gumi: ...oh.
Luka: How could you not know that? You're glued to the internet more than any of us!
Gumo: Ahem.
Luka: Sorry, Gumo.
Gumo: S'fine.
Nick: Well, my self confidence is pretty crushed now, anyone else here want to throw in their two cents? Now's the time.
Dell: I'm just glad you didn't make me out to be too much of a dick, i hate it when people do that.
Haku: He's really a sweet guy...
Dell: I never said I was nice; I just hate it when people call me out on it.
Meiko: I think this guy's an ass.
Nick: Ouch... why?
Meiko: I DO NOT DRINK THAT MUCH.
Kaito: Right, you drink more.
Meiko: Do you want me to stick that ice cream somewhere it doesn't belong?
Kaito: *Shields his cone* NOOO!
Dell: Are we done yet?
Haku: We just started...
Miku: Teto, you've been pretty quiet, any thoughts?
Teto: I like it! Although to be honest it wasn't easy watching Mikuo go through that thing with Meiko... no offense.
Meiko: None taken. *Swigs a bottle of sake*
Ted: How did it take you this long to get me with my favorite green haired girl? Seriously! I've missed her!
Gumi: Aww, you're just too damn sweet.
Nick: So I'm getting the vibe that the story is ok so far...?
Miku: Sure, although you did cut mu shower scene... It was so tastefully done!
Nick: I'm not bumping this rating past T.
Miku: Fine...
Luka: Shouldn't we thank the fans? I mean, they'll be reading this right?
Nick: Good idea Luka. To all my loyal readers, thanks for all of your reviews and words of encouragement! There's plenty more to come so long as my friends here cooperate...
Luka: I'll keep em' in line, you just keep writing.
Gakupo: I'll help with that.
Nick: Thanks guys! Well, chapter 17 is on its way!
Piko: It's gonna be a good one!
Nick: Thanks Piko! Finally I get a little support from you guys...
Miku: Riiiiight... Well then get back to work!
Dell: We're done now?
Nick: For now.
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-End of Interlude-