OK. You guys have waited long enough. Thanks so much for the reviews. I just wanted to say sorry for the wait, but this story won't be updated for awhile. I'll try to make sure you guys get updates at least once every week or two. Maybe three. Maybe if you encourage me enough with good reviews I'll update faster.
Disclaims: I don't own the dang show!
Ethan's POV
Oh, what happened? Wait. Something feels... Off. I rubbed my head. Wait, these aren't my hands or my head. I slowly brought them down and noticed my hair. Long brown, this isn't mine. I looked at my hands. God what has Benny done! OH MY GOD! I have... I have... I HAVE BOOBS! I suddenly heard a yawn. Oh crap! Who's that?
"Oh," moaned Erica, "What happened last night dude. Oh, morning Sarah. What happened to my voice!"
"Uh, I'm Ethan! I'm guessing your Benny." said Ethan as Sarah.
"Yeah, I'm Benny! Not Erica! Wait! That spell I did! OH MAN!"
"Sup girls." Rory shouted as he walked through the door. "Better get ready for school. You don't want to be late." He had went over to Benny as Erica and whispered in her ear, "Especially you, if you want a piece of this." Benny looked like he was about to puke.
"Um! Rory?" I asked. "Are you yourself today? Nothing out of the ordinary?" Hearing her voice was weird. I kept wanting to talk like myself, but that wasn't about to happen.
"No. Besides you girls acting all weird and stuff."
"Um, Rory," Benny started, "Where not girls were guys."
"No. I pretty sure your girls." He then whispered, "That's the way nature works like that." I then heard screaming coming from the bathroom. I quickly realized it was my voice. Well Sarah's voice. Ok, Sarah in my body's voice. Now I'm confused. I ran down stairs pushing Rory out of my way. Once I made I reached for the door. Locked.
"Sarah. Are you in there?" I asked, still hearing her voice. I wonder if she thought it was weird to, everything was weird and new to me. My new center of gravity, having inches off my height, and not having my... my... well yeah.
"Don't come in!" She yelled as me. Still weird.
"It's ok Sarah! You don't have anything I've never seen before!" OH CRAP! Was that the problem. Did my body have a boner? Please no! The bathroom door opened just a crack.
"Ethan?" She said looking at me, well me in her body. "I need your help. We have a BIG problem."
Benny, as Erica, whispered, "Dude, she's totally looking at your junk. You probably have a boner!"
A hand quickly grabbed my, Sarah's, shirt and pulled me. "Well, I guess your a vampire since I lost my strength. Wait. Doesn't that make me human again?"
"Technically." I stated as I quickly look down at Sarah's, my, pants. Phew, no boner. But how long until she get's one? Hopefully never. "What's the 'big' problem, besides the fact that I'm you, your me, Benny's Erica, Erica's Benny."
"Wait, they switched too? Anyway, I have to go."
"We all have to go to school today. We can't miss."
"No! I have 'to go'." My face turned blood red, my eyes widened, and my palms sweated more then anything.
"Well," I started, "Um, uh." I tried to explain but Benny yelled. Well, Erica as Benny anyway. I started to go but she drug me back.
"Ethan! I swear to god! I need to go! You're not going anywhere until I do!" Once she said that I gulped.
"Ok, take it out." Once she heard that her eye's went very wide.
"I can't do this. Just put me in a diaper. I'll live."
"No Sarah! Just go."
"Ok." She said as she pulled it out. Hey, it's bigger then what I thought it was.
Sarah's POV
I can't believe I'm touching this 'thing' . It's so weird.
"Ok." Ethan said in my body. So weird. "You have to aim. Do you have a good hold." Sadly. Yes, but I did . I didn't want to go any farther but I had to. I nodded my head yeah and he went on. "Ok. Just go. Relax." I breathed in a couple deep breaths before I did anything. Suddenly it started coming out. I tried to control it but it went everywhere. I tried to aim at the toilet but almost none went in. Ethan/myself quickly got behind me and pointed it. Oh man, his/my hands where so cold. It's so sensitive.
"Good job for the first try. Isn't this romantic. Me behind you. Holding you." Ethan said. "But usually it's the boy suppose to be behind." I nearly puked. He's still holding my/his 'thing' right behind me. Hands still freezing I might add. He looked down, "Oh, sorry. Got carried away." That's it. I'm never eating finger food again.
3rd Person
"OH MY GOD!" Erica as Benny yelled.
"What?" Benny/Erica said as he ran in the room.
"I'm..." She started, "I'm..."
"Good looking." Benny/Erica said as he walked around her/him.
"HIDEOUS! Wait the only person who would think you're hot is... Yourself. Oh, god. Your in my body too! This can't be happening!" Benny as Erica went around Erica/Benny. She let out another yelp when Benny/Erica grabbed her/his butt. "Never do that again!" Ethan and Sarah had ran in the doorway, Sarah zipping her/Ethan's fly.
"Ha. Nice Ethan. Couldn't you do that in the bathroom." Erica as Benny said crossing her arms.
"Hey! I only learned how to use this... This thing like three seconds ago ok!" Sarah yelled back.
"Oh no! Not you too!" Erica said sorrowfully. "I thought he only did this to me and him." She quickly walked over to Sarah/Ethan and gave her a hug. "I sorry." She quickly turned around to Benny as herself, "What did you do!"
"Hey!" He shouted.
"Don't ruin my voice!"
"Well shut up!" She stopped talking, "Look. We swapped bodies. No big deal. Let's just go with the flow. After school we'll go to my grandma's and see if she can fix this." They all agreed and continued.
"Wait." Erica said, "Who's Rory?"
"Himself. He tried to wake me up this morning. He's himself, trust me."
"Ok. We need to dress are own bodies." Erica told them.
"Why not do it are selves?" Benny asked smirking.
"Because 1. I don't want you looking at my body. 2. I don't you to dress me like a retard. 3. I said so."
"Fine." Benny agreed, "Fine, I didn't want you playing with my 'thing' as Sarah called it."
"Only in your dreams. Knowing you, you could probably never find it due to how small it is."
"Hey!"
Erica's POV
Like I'd actually look let alone play with it. What am I going to do. Give myself a hand job. He let me change in the bathroom, apparently he trusted me, I told Sarah/Ethan to watch him. Just to make sure he didn't do anything. I put on his clothes he gave me, but I couldn't help but notice I was wrong. I could see it. Sticking out. I couldn't help but stare. It's so weird. I put on his shirt then his pants. I suddenly felt a huge pain up my body. It was coming from his 'rod'. "OWWWW!" I yelled. I seen myself, well my body, burst through the door. Benny as me just started laughing.
"Here This will hurt a lot. Hold still." He then grabbed the pant's zipper and yanked.
"OWWWWWW!" I yelled again but louder.
"That's what underwear is for." He told me. I undid what I had done. Sarah made Ethan close his eyes when she dressed him and I did the same with Benny. I guess Ethan let Sarah pick out the clothes she wanted and dress herself. He acually looked good for once. Then we were off to school.
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