Truth or Dare
Dynasty Warriors Style!
A:N: Reading crap inspires me! So a Truth or Dare like thing for Dynasty Warriors! And I'll only take Signed reviews! OK? Oh and Phil your not truthing yourself, you're truthing the characteras!
Disclaimer: I do not own Dynasty Warriors!
Hibiki : Welcome to Truth or Dare, Dynasty Warriors Style!
Cao Cao : I hope I get some romance dares with the Two Qiaos
Xiao Qiao : Eww, what's with him! Creep..
Da Qiao : Sis let's beat this guy up!
Both Qiaos : *Dynamic Jump*
Hibiki : OK while they do that let's start with the first writer! *hears Cao Cao screaming*
Ryulover's Truths
Everyone: Do you guys find Liu Shan annoying? Zhuge Liang should have taken over Shu when he should have! But I love Shu the most! I hate Wei.
Liu Bei : My son isn't annoying! *whispers* Lazy dumbass!
Xing Cai : Lord Liu Shan is a caring leader! *whispers* Idiot!
Da Qiao : Who's Liu Shan?
Xiao Qiao : Yeah... who IS he anyway?
Guan Ping : I don't mind him... *whispers* Girl stealing JERK!
Hibiki : *uses time power to freeze time* Hold on aren't you Tiffa-san? I remember that asked Xiao Qiao tons of questions back in Kumi-san's segment with her. Ah well... *unfreezes time*
Sima Zhao : He is quite annoying.
Zhuge Liang : I knew I should of taken over Shu!.
Yue Ying : NUISANCE!.
Lu Xun : So basically.
Cao Cao : He is a.
Lian Shi : Lazy.
Lu Bu : Defenseless.
Wei Yan : Weak...
Sun Shang Xiang : Annoying.
Diao Chan : Girl-stealing.
Everyone : DUMBASS! XD
Liu Shan : *Cries for the entire chapter*
Zhao Yun: Okay it's obvious that your the poster boy...I've been hearing rumors that Zhen Ji has been cheating on Cow Pee with YOU! Or was it Xing Cai? Oh well the world will never know. Or is it the yaoi things?
Zhao Yun : Well, I don't cheat on her at ALL or any girl for that matter because I love being YAOI!
Zhen Ji : I would never cheat on my husband!
Cao Pi : Hey! My name isn't Cow Pee!
Da Qiao : Yes it is...
Xiao Qiao : Chibi-Chan! I've got a favor! *whispers it in Hibiki's ears*
Hibiki : *Nods* SUPER ULTIMATE AWESOME AUTHOR POWERS ACTIVATE!
Cow Pee: Huh? My name! CHANGE MY NAME HIBIKI!
Hibiki: No! XD
All the bishouen males: Have you seen the yaoi stories yet? Oh and there are some yuri around here if you look around.
Da Qiao : Who are the pretty boys?
Xiao Qiao : Umm... Zhou Yu, Xiahou Ba, Jiang Wei, Lu Xun, Cow Pee, Guo Jia, Guan Suo, Guan Ping, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao and Zhong Hui, I think...
Zhou Yu : I have seen some of the yaoi stories and they are HORRIBLE, I'M A MARRIED MAN PEOPLE!
Xiahou Ba : No I haven't because I'm unpairable!
Jiang Wei : BUT I LOVE YOU XIAHOU BA!
Xiahou Ba : O_o
Lu Xun : No becuase I'm married to Lady Da Qiao's Daughter... FIRE!
Cow Pee : No becuase Zhen is enough for me.
Guo Jia : I liek mah ladies BITCHES!
Guan Ping : I have seen/read and it is distgusting! I can't believe there's one about me and Suo!
Bao Sanniang : WHO THE HELL MADE GUAN SUO AS A MAIN CHARACTER IN A YAOI STORY! HE'S MINE! ALL MINE! *cuddles Guan Suo*
Guan Suo : Ahh! Sanniang! And yes I have seen/read the yaoi stories... eewww!
Sima Shi : No and I never will.
Zhong Hui : Same here.
Sima Zhao : No and I'm straight!
All the females; Seen the yuri yet? There's Diao Chan/Zhen Ji and a few others.
All Females : *deep breath* ... HELL NO! WE DON'T WANNA AND WE ALL HAVE LOVE INTERESTS!
Everyone: What do you guys think about the Samurai Warrior characters?
Zhao Yun : Yukimura is cool everyone else is okay...
Guan Yu : OK, I suppose...
Zhang Fei : I don't know...
Zhuge Liang : Not worth my time except Mitsunari
Liu Bei : Ieayasu is OK but for the others...
Hibiki : OK I get it! You don't care unless they're associated with them! Sorry Tiffa-San...
Cao Cao: Is Nobunaga Oda your Japanese twin? I mean you two are similar in many ways!
Cao Cao : Actually he's my reincarnation for Japan...
Ryulover's Dares
Hibiki : Finally the good part! Mwhahahaha!
Sima Yi : Hey! You stole my laugh! I've copyrighted it!
Cao Cao, Liu Bei, and Sun Quan: I dare you to go against Nobunaga Oda, Ieayasu Tokugawa, and Hideyoshi Toyotomi in an ALL OUT BRAWL TO THE DEATH!
Hibiki : To the Dare Arena you go! :)
All Caps warning! Viewer Discretion is strongly advised!
Five minutes later
Hibiki : IN OUR HEXAGON WE HAVE, THE BENOVELENT LORD LIU BEI, THE CARING WU LEADER SUN QUAN, THE HERO OF CHAOS CAO CAO, THE DEMON KING NOBUNAGA ODA, THE CANNON MASTER IEAYASU TOKUGAWA AND THE MONKEY LORD HIDEYOSHI TOYOTOMI!
Everyone: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWL!
Liu Bei : YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! FOR BENOOOOOVVVEEEEEELEENCE! DX
Cao Cao : TREMBLLLLLE BEEEEEEEFORE THEEEEE HEEEERO OF CHAAAAAOOOOOS! DX
Sun Quan : TAAAAAAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIS! THEEEEEEEE SWOOOOOOOOOORD OF JUDDDDGEMENT! DX
Ieyasu : EEEEEAAAAAT THIIIIIIS! MY CANNNNOOOOOOON SPPPPPPEAAAAAR! DX
Hideyoshi : MOOOOOOOOONKKKKKKKKEEEEEY POOOOOOOOOWWWWEEEEERS! DX
Nobunaga : MY COOOOOONQUEST BEEEEEEEEGIIIIIIIINS NOOOOOOOOOOOOW! DX
After hours of chaos surprisingly...
Hibiki : SUN QUAN WIIIIIINS!
All strategists: It's an all out war against each other! Whoever wins gets to go to Disney World with one other person!
All strategists: *glance at each other*
Hibiki : READY! GEEEEEET SEEEEET! STRATEGIZE!
After countless fire attacks, traps, ambushes, Rockfalls, sorcery and other things that too comprehensive for me to name... and me getting burned.
Hibiki : And the winner is... LUUUU MEEEEEEEENG! Lu Meng who will you take to Disney land?
Lu Meng : Ummm... Gan Ning?
Gan Ning : OK?
Sun Shang Xiang: Although it breaks my heart to do this to the awesome tigress of Wu, I dare you kiss Zhao Yun.
Sun Shang Xiang: Uh... *looks at Zhao Yun* *sighs* Fine! But a quick one! *kisses Zhao Yun but startes making out with him*
Liu Bei :*O_o then turns into this Q.Q*
Sima Shi: kiss Wang Yuanji!
Sima Shi : Wh-what! *blushes*
Wang Yuanji :To get this over with! *Kisses Shi quickly*
Guo Jia: Oh…let's see…for the newcomer…I dare you take peeping pictures of ALL of the females of DW then let them murder you!
Guo Jia :I've already taken pictures of their- uh-oh! AHHHHHHHH! *ripped to shreds by the girls*
Everyone: I sent a slice of chocolate cake other there to each of you. Dig in…that is if you survive…because I accidentally sent it in an armored truck (Author I put poison in one of the slices use it to temporarily paralyze one of your most hated character!
Hibiki : Heh-heh... Oh Liu Shan!
Liu Shan : What?
Hibiki : *Shoves the chocolate cake in his mouth*
Liu Shan : Yummmy no wait... eeeeeeewwww! Distgusting! What's in there? No wait... CHOCOLATE YAY!
Hibiki : *Glances at Dong Zhuo who's paralyzed* What? I'm not evil! Besides I'm going to burn his tongue with the cake I gave him! In about 1, 2, 3!
Liu Shan : MY TONGUE! AAAAAAAAAH!
Hibiki: Next chapter is Dealing with Phil's and Wolfgirl777769 things! Stay tuned!
A:N: Well, that's it! Review if you want your questions answered!
~HIBIKI~