Truth or Dare
Dynasty Warriors Style!
A:N: HELLO! Welcome back to Truth or Dare Dynasty Warriors Style!
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Hibiki : Welcome back to Dynasty Wa-
Da Qiao : GET ON WITH IT!
Xiao Qiao : HURRY UP!
Xing Cai : Guys don't...
Cow Pee : YOU FOOL CHANGE MY NAME!
Zhen Ji : YOU SIR, ARE A FOUL BEAST! YOU SUCK!
Hibiki : *eyes start flaming*
Hanbei : Don't piss him off...
Cao Cao : YOU STUPID-
Hibiki : YOU DARE MOCK ME! YOU WANT A DEATH WISH? HUH! DIIIIIIIE!
Everyone : !
Hanbei : Uh-oh please stand by as we are experiencing some technical difficulties.
After about an hour of mme going Hulk on everyone.
Hibiki : *sits in a corner*
Hanbei : *sigh* I'll go cheer him up...
Xiao Qiao : Remind me never to get Chibi-Chan mad... Sis this your fault!
Da Qiao : Wh-What? It's your fault!
Xing Cai : It's both your faults! Now apologize!
Both Qiaos : Sorry Hibiki...
Hibiki : *completely ignores them* Huh? Hanbei what are doing here?
Hanbei : Hey my best friend's birthday is coming up! So I came to visit!
Hibiki : Thanks... *kinda smiles*
Hanbei : Come on cheer up! You have got to try!
Hibiki : *hands microphone to Hanbei* Here... you do it... *goes back to facing the corner*
Xing Cai : So how did it go?
Hanbei : Well somehow I got the job of host... *sigh* Thanks alot you two! Now you're grounded!
Two Qiaos : We said we were sorry!
Hanbei : Anyways...
Phil's Questions!
Zhang Jiao: Have you ever thought about becomeing a hippie? Also, best VA ever, dude!
Zhang Jiao : Ah! My voice has enchanted you to be part an help the cause of the Yellow Turbans!
Pang Tong : Who would like his voice!
Hanbei : Well answer the question!
Zhang Jiao : Ah! This has crossed my mind once! It was when we were fighting the foolish heathens! We were fighting in a meadow which was stained by the blood of our enemies!
Da Qiao : Aren't you a hippie in our DLC outfits?
Hanbei : Your grounded so go back to Qiao Xuan!
Da Qiao : *storms out muttering something under her breath*
Zhang Jiao : Yes! I am a hippie in our DLC outfits!
Hanbei : Next!
Wei Yan: Okay, this has been bugging me, you normally can't speak to save your life, but in WO2 your voice after being picked... Yeah, what the hell happened?
Wei Yan : Me... Don't... Know... What... You... Saying...
Everyone : *shows his clip*
Wei Yan : *starts chuckling* I... can't... believe... I... Said... That...
Hanbei : That is just random... So answer it...
Wei Yan : Koei... is... stupid... that's...why...
Gan Ning : Can we really accept that as an answer?
Zhuge Liang : This is why I don't trust you...
Ma Dai : *sigh* Next please!
Sun Jian: You mad that your duaghter married the leader of an enemy kingdom and dubble crosses Quan (in DW6 anyway, not sure on the other games)?
Zhang Fei : ARE YOU BAD-MOUTHING MY BROTHER!
Guan Yu : Calm down Brother. It is true Brother did something quite sinster and dishonorable...
Liu Bei : I know, I know...
Zhuge Liang : It was part of my strategy!
Sun Jian : It kinda pisses my off! Acutally alot!
Sun Xiang Shang : How could you! Thanks alot!
Sun Quan : Brother let's kick ass!
After an hour of kicking ass between the Sun siblings and The three brothers.
Hanbei : Next!
Phil's Dares
Wei Yan: Give a motivational speech.
Hanbei : To the Dare arena!
A few minutes later...
Wei Yan : Ahem... We fight for victory! We don't lose! We only go forward! Now let's go kick ass!
Females : *teary eyed*
Guys : YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Hanbei : OK? Who knew that would work?
Shang Xiang & Zhang He: Make out in front of everyone or I'll kill Cao Cao and Liu Bei.
Sun Shang Xiang : Why is everyone targeting me? Kill him for all I care
Zhang He : These lips cannot be soiled by uglynes but... *makes out with SSX*
Sun Xiang Shang : YOU ARE DEAD!
Hanbei : He signed his death wish... next!
Xu Huang: Have you arrived yet?
Xu Huang : WTF does that mean?
Everyone : Ummm...
Hanbei : Yeah let's skip that one...
Dartboi's Truth and Dares!
Truths!
For Everyone: Who is the most attractive Samurai Warriors Character!
Shu : OICHI! SHE'S THE ONLY ONE FIGHTING FOR PEACE!
Gan Ning : Kai for me...
Ling Tong : Okuni.
Lu Bu : I have Diao Chan but Noh is the most attractive Samurai.
The Sun Family : No idea...
Jia Xu : Nene.
Cow Pee : Nohime.
Zhen Ji : Hmmm, Hanzo because of his Mysterious aura
Xu Zhu : Any girl that's a good cook.
Dian Wei : Oichi...
Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao : Hanbei-Chan! He's adorable!
Hanbei : Don't flatter me it won't work... Lady Oichi
Dong Zhuo : All the women
Xiahou Dun : Kunoichi because she fight for her cause like me..
Sun Shang Xiang : Yukimura, he's cute!
Hanbei : Hibiki's lazy so next !
For Zhao Yun: Would you ever consider going over to Wei?
Zhao Yun : Hmmm... let's see, the chased me, while holding baby, they're mean, Shu has more yaoi, what do you think hmm?
Hanbei : Yeah we get it! Next!
For Liu Bei: What would you do if Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Zhao Yun, and Zhuge Liang all defected to Wei and began to invade Shu?
Liu Bei : I would surrender...
Hanbei : Really? Your a horrible ruler...
For Sima Shi and Sima Zhao: Who is stronger?
Both of Them : ME!
Hanbei : Well, let's find out!
A while later...
Sima Zhao : Told you... ^-^
Sima Shi : Impossible!
Hanbei : Whatever... Next!
For Gan Ning: Did you enjoy Disney World?
Lu Meng : He didn't! He got scared of Mickey Mouse! XD
Gan Ning : I did not!
Lu Meng : You did! Hey Ling Tong!
Ling Tong : What?
Lu Meng : Here look *show a picture of Gan Ning screaming because of Mickey Mouse*
Both of Them : Bwhahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Gan Ning : Aww man...
For Ling Tong: If you could change one thing about Gan Ning, what would it be?
Ling Tong : The fact her killed my father...
Hanbei : Too predictable.. Next!
For Guan Ping: Is it true that you you like Xing Cai and wish Liu Shan would drop dead?
Guan Ping : HELL YEAH!
Dares!
Hanbei : Dare Arena! Go!
For Guo Jia: Because I like your hair, I wont have you be killed. Just eat a batch of pot brownies!
Guo Jia : Alright! *shoves them up like a pig*
Hanbei : He's gonna get fat...
For Zhen Ji: Go pimp slap Mr. Pee and tell him to get in the kitchen and make you a sandwich!
Zhen Ji : Oh dear!
Cow Pee : Yes, what?
Zhen Ji : Make me a sandwhich!
Cow Pee : No way! It's your job, your supposed to be in the kitchen!
Zhen Ji : *SLAP* GO! MAKE ME A SANDWICH!
Cow Pee : Y-yes, Ma'am!
For Liu Shan and Guan Ping: You two fight to the death (Or until Liu Shan surrenders) for Xing Cai's hand in marriage.
Liu Shan : You aren't going to kill me right?
Guan Ping : Oh yes I am!
Liu Shan : I surrender!
For Dong Zhuo : Get on a diet...
Dong Zhuo : Hell No!
Hanbei : Your're gonna do it!
Dong Zhuo : No!
Hanbei : *steals Hibiki's Author powers* NOW!
Dong Zhuo : Yes master...
(Because I like you Gan Ning)
For Gan Ning: Select a girl of your choosing and play 46 minutes in heaven with her :D
Gan Ning : Heh Heh,, Diao Chan...
Lu Bu : WHAT DIE YOU FILTHY MAGGOT! *uses musou*
Hanbei : Ouch... Next!
Wolfgirl's Dares
Sun Quan ask Xing Cai on a Date and Kiss her
Hanbei : *straps Lian Shi and Guan Ping who have flame eyes* OK, go!
Later in a restruant...
Sun Quan : Ummm... This is awkward...
Xing Cai : Agreed...
Sun Quan : *sigh*
Xing Cai : I'm gonna finish it right here, right now so *kisses Sun Quan*
Hanbei : So that's all of them, hey Hibiki I finished the segment!
Hibiki : Oh really? Thanks...
Hanbei : C'mon Hibiki-chan cheer up!
Hibiki : Why do you still call me that?
Hanbei : It reminds me of when we were kids. :)
Hibiki : *huugs Hanbei* Thanks Hanbei-chan...
Hanbei : No problem... *pats Hibiki on the head*
A:N: Yeah, that was a random scene anyways review and your truths and dares will be answered!
~HIBIKI~