A/N; Here is the ninth instalment of this story, occurring around 1x09.

***These author's notes might need to come with a sarcasm warning***

So, here I am. In a hotel room in Switserland, writing out this chapter. I hope you appreciate my dedication ;)

Thanks girls for the SHAWSOME Skype session by the way, yes… You know who you are!

So, I'm trying to cram out this next episode after driving more than 10 hours alone, with the Tweedles (aged 2 and 4). So please forgive me for any inconsistencies, spelling errors and other crap. Yadiya 'Writers Liberties' yadiya.

Somehow I felt this episode was to 'high speed' for the characters to text each other (a lot). So, cramming and then off to bed, because I have another 10 hour drive (at least) ahead of me tomorrow. It's not going to be long one. The story that is, I need the sleep!

Please read this explanation before reading the 'story'. Otherwise it might be hard to keep track of things.

With the start of every conversation I have mentioned who are involved. I have been struggling with the formatting for this story, so please forgive if things (still) aren't clear enough. I haven't read anything like this before, so I didn't really have something to go by.

Basically the first character mentioned is the first character to send a text, the second character is mentioned in bold and texts from that character will also be displayed in bold.

Disclaimer; I own nothing Rookie Blue but the Blu Ray set of the first season. (And hopefully the one of the second season VERY soon.)


Girlfriend of the year


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Andy – Traci
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Can you bring wine? I forgot to buy some when I went shopping.

Sure, red or white?

Doesn't matter, grab whatever you prefer.

Pinot Noir it is, see you in an hour. Better not chicken out of telling me whatever is going on between you and Swarek.

You'd better not forget the wine, make sure to bring enough.

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Sam – Oliver
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Heard you're returning to work tomorrow. Glad to have you back buddy!

Very happy camper here! Back to normal food.

Zoë keeping a tight leash on ya?

You can say that.

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Traci – Jerry
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Pick me up and take me home stud!

You too drunk to drive?

Nah, just a little tipsy.

Ooooh, tipsy… On my way!

Remember, Andy's place.

ETA in 20

I'll be ready for you :-D

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Traci – Andy
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Soooo… You nearly did your TO huh?

No I DID not. Just made out.

Still trying to process this little piece of information.

Process it all you want. He's off limits. Remember?

Sure you want to keep him on ice though. You know, it being your best mistake of your life and all.

Yes, I am sure. Don't tell a sole. Not even, scratch that, certainly not Jerry.

I'm not telling anyone. You sure it's what you want?

Think so…

Don't tell Luke about Swarek.

Stop telling me that. I'm not that stupid.

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Oliver – Sam
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Don't you think it's a bit nasty? Having the Rooks put all that together?

Nope, perfect job for them.

Even I am not much of an ass.

You're not that awesome either.

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Dov – Chris
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You having fun with Peck out there?

If you call her being a downright bitch fun, than yes.

Bitch back, it's not that hard.

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Traci – Dov
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Heard you finally got your high speed pursuit Manboy.

And now I'm stuck in hospital while you guys are enjoying all the fun.

Nothing fun about this one Dov. This is serious.

Yes mom.

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Oliver – Zoë
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Can you keep the girls up for me?

Why?

Because I want to cuddle them when I get home.

Tough case huh?

Yes…

Oh babe… I'll keep 'm up.

Love you Zoë.

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Noelle – Traci
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Thanks Nash.

Anytime.

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Edi - Dov
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When are we going out on a proper date? One that doesn't involve a hospital.

Soon. Real soon.

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Andy – Traci
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He knows.

Who knows what?

Luke found Swarek on ice.

Ouch…

That about sums it up.

And know?

I have no idea. He wouldn't even listen to me. Went straight in to D-mode.

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Andy – Sam
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You're right. Secrets don't come out all neat and tidy. Happy now?

Actually I'm not.


A/N; Sooooooo, that's it for tonight. I'm going to skip publishing tomorrow as it will be another long day on the road (and I don't think The Man will be too happy if I start writing after we haven't seen each other for 2 weeks). Have given up making it to 2.13 before S3 starts airing. The chapters just keep getting to long.

Hope you guys will forgive me the little dip I had today. XO

O yeah, hit the review button, 'cause I am getting addicted and I need my fix #LOL