Truth or Dare
Dynasty Warriors Style!
A:N: OK here we go!
Disclaimer : Nothing is mine!
Hibiki Welcome...
Hanbei To...
Daqiao Truth...
Xiaoqiao Or dare...
Everyone DYNASTY WARRIORS STYLE!
Hibiki Been a while...
Hanbei With that let's do the first person!
Phil's Truths!
Xu Huang - Are you there yet?
Xu Huang If you're talking about the pinnacle of might? No...
Hibiki Why?
Xu HuangCUZ I'VE BEEN STUCK IN HERE!
Shangxiang & Jiang Wei - You know, in a story idea I have, you two have an affair right under my OC emperor of Wei's nose (that, and SSX is married to him), your thoughts?
Sun Shangxiang Another question targeting me? Ugh... Anyways no no no! I will not be in that story you got that!
Jiang Wei Same here I love Xiahou Ba no one else!
Xiahou Ba Wh-why me?
Jiang Wei I don't know...
Zhang Liao - Why did you steel Pang De's halberds in DW6 abd ditch Gold Wyvern
Zhang Liao Don't ask me... Ask Koei...
Phil's Dares!
Hibiki Time to go to the Dare Arena!
Cao Cao - Sing "I am Cow" by Arrogant Worms
Cao Cao Wh-what?
Sun Jian Bwahahaha!
Liu Bei *Holds in laughter*
Cao Cao NO WAY! IN HELL!
Hibiki Do it or face Big Scary Hibiki Head Justu... *whistles*
Cao Cao *grumbles something under his breath but starts singing*
I am Cow, hear me moo
I weigh twice as much as you
And I look good on the barbecue
Yogurt, curd, cream cheese and butter's
Made from liquid from my udders
I am Cow, I am Cow, Hear me moo (moo)
I am Cow, eating grass
Methane gas comes out my ass
And out my muzzle when I belch
Oh, the ozone layer is thinner
From the outcome of my dinner
I am Cow, I am Cow, I've got gas
I am Cow, here I stand
Far and wide upon this land
And I am living everywhere
From B.C. to Newfoundland
You can squeeze my teats by hand
I am Cow, I am Cow, I am Cow
I am Cow, I am Cow, I am Cow!
Cao Cao *drops microphone*
Everyone *on the floor laughing their ass off*
Hibiki OH MY GOD THIS IS SO GOING ON YOUTUBE! X'D
Cao Cao Grrr...
Cao Pi - I change your name back to Cao Pi from Cow Pee if you roundhouse kick Chuck Norris' left pinky finger.
Cow Pee No...
Zhenji Why dear?
Cow Pee Because my life is more worth it...
Liu Bei - I'm going to be nice... -throws him a RPG- BLOW UP WU AT YI LING
Liu Bei *Starts firing it* MWAHAHA! DIE WU! DIE WU! DIIIIIIE!
Hibiki Forcefield powers ACTIVATE! *Creates a forcefield and protects Wu*
Liu Bei YOU!
Hibiki *Pulls one eyelid down and sticks tongue out* Bleeeeeh! :3
Nikky-Chin's Truths!
Hey, Hibiki. Take this (gives Hibiki 500 meatbuns) if Shi did his dare give him these if not you and everyone else eat it (except for Shi).
Yuanji, here (gives Yuanji a big club) If Zhao didnt do his dare you can hit em with this.
Wang Yuanji and Hibiki Okay then... *devious smirk*
Zhao Yun - Who do you like in Shu as in men to men? Cause you said you were gay a few chapters ago (prays to god so his answer would be Ma Chao) o/o
Zhao Yun Huh? I'm gay? I'm Bi but I like guys over girls...
Guan Suo Who do you like lord Zhao Yun?
Zhao Yun Not anyone in Shu but I do like *points at that person* YOU!
Hibiki Wh-what m-me? *Blushes*
Zhao Yun Your so cute! Your have big black eyes and have such adorable hair! (Think of me as Haruh Fujioka but with black eyes and black hair)
Hibiki But I like Hanbei-Chan...
Zhao Yun *Turns white* Wh-what?
Hibiki Actually I've kissed him before... *points fingers together*
Zhao Yun *faints*
Zhenji, do you love Cao Pi or pretend to love him, cause you know what happened in DW6 and DW7
Zhenji Of course I love him! Suicide or not!
Zhang He, do you even know what Kojiro is talking about?
Zhang He Of course beauty is everyone even on the battle field!
Sima Yi, why were you looking at Zhang Jiao when he laughs after you saved Gracia?
Sima Yi Being mocked but a mere imbecile is a disgrace!
Zhang Jiao IMBECILE? YOU DARE DEFY HEAVENS WRATH?
Sima Yi *Musou* Mwhahahahaha!
Nikky-Chin's Dares!
Hibiki MOVE NOW!
ZHAO YUN! (again) MAKE OUT WITH MA CHAO UNTIL THE END OF THE CHAPTER! XD (yaoi fangirl sqeals) oh and you're bottoming Zhao Yun :3 (you can take off your cloths, touch each other,etc)
Ma Dai Y-you're not going through with this right Young Master?
Ma Chao Of course not! I love you Ma Dai! Besides Zhao Yun is unconscious so wanna take his place?
Ma Dai *Starts making out with him*
-Censored-
Liu Bei, Sima Yi, Cao Cao, Yuan Shao, Sun Jian. Pick 4 officers from each of your forces except for the girls and do the hakka! Its a dacing competition with all the girls as judges and musicians The winner will be called The Greatest Lord/Dancer in the World
Cao Cao *Devious Smirk* Zhang He, Jia Xu, Dian Wei and Ummm Xu Zhu...
Sun Jian Sun Ce, Huang Gai, Lu Meng and Gan Ning.
Sima Yi Deng Ai, Zhao, Zhong Hui and Shi.
Liu Bei Zhang Fei, Guan Yu, Wei Yan and Ma- no wait those cousins are having *honk* hmmm Guan Ping.
Yuan Shao I shall not particapate in this peasantry
Hibiki Fine by me...
After judging and dancing
Hibiki NO BIAS YOU GALS!
Daqiao Shu
Cai Wenji Shu
Xiaoqiao Wei
Zhenji Jin
Xingcai Wu
Bao Sanniang Jin
Diaochan Wu
Zhurong Wu
Wang Yuanji Shu
Lianshi Wei
Wang Yi Jin
Sun Shangxiang Wei
Hibiki A tie huh? *Devious Smirk* DANCE THE HARE HARE YUKAI! THE FULL VERSION! THE LEADERS HAVE TO BE HARUHI! XD AND ONLY CHOOSE 2 PEOPLE BUT GIRLS CAN JOIN IN! I'LL BE THE JUDGE!
Warning! if you have never heard of Hare Hare Yukai look it up on Youtube and Search Hare Hare Yukai Gekidou.
Liu Bei I have to be Haruhi? Hmmm Xingcai you're Yuki, Bao Sanniang you're Mikuru
Sun Jian Very well Lianshi you're Mikuru and Daqiao you're Yuki
Sima Yi Deng Ai you're Mikuru and Yuanji you're Yuki
Cao Cao Zhenji you're Yuki and Cai Wenji you're Yuki
After a few minutes
Hibiki Wu by a long shot... Congratulations Tiger of Jiang Dong you are now the Greatest Dancer in Three Kingdoms!
Cao Pi, I don't like calling you Cow Pee so I am using your real name and I feel sorry for you. I know what it feels like. I wont ask you a question or a dare because of that stupid name. So you deserve this basket full of grapes! (gives basket to Cao Pi) :D
Cow Pee Thank you! :D
Zhenji Hey! Hands off! My man not yours!
Zhang He, I dare you not to be beautiful for a week. BE MORE MANLIER! NO FEMININE! DX AND USE REAL CLOTHS, BOY-ISH PERSONALITY TOO DX
Zhang He *In a hood and jeans* *Spits* Whatchu mean brah?
Sima Shi, go to the public girls bathroom, NAKED, and yell "HEY I AM SINGLE IF YOU WANT ME TAKE ME" and let the girls in the bathroom rape you. If you do it, I already prepared 500 meatbuns for you and gave it to Hibiki.
Sima Shi *Strips* HEY I AM SINGLE IF YOU WANT ME TAKE ME!
Fangirls OMG! OMG! OMG! IT'S ... IT'S SIMA SHI! OMG! AND HE'S NAKED! AAAAAAAH! OHHH MYYY! X/D *faints*
Sima Shi WHERE ARE MY MEATBUNS!
Hibiki I guess that counts... Here.
Sima Shi Yay! *noms on meatbuns*
Sima Zhao, I dare you to be serious for a week. That means, no whinning, sleeping, take-it-slow, etc. Or Yuanji will beat you up with a really big club
Sima Zhao I am executing this strategy! I need complete concentration!
Hanbei How does this even work?
Hibiki *shrugs* I dunno...
All bow users, fight to the death.
Sun Shangxiang Wait me too?
Huang Zhong Let's wait next chapter...
Minako's Dares
Hibiki DON'T MOVE EVERYONE!
For everyone who have similar weapons with each other (example: Ling Tong & Guan Suo for nunchuku, Yuanji & Zhu Rong for flying daggers): Go fight each other.
Hibiki HOLY CRAP IT'S AN ALL OUT BRAWL! WOAH!
The result - No one won... Everybody practically died...
Hibiki SUPER AWESOME AUTHOR POWERS ACTIVATE! Now that everyone is back to normal...
For bishies who like yaoi: I dare you to pick a guy as your partner to sing Magnet. Or better, pick two to sing Imitation Black.
Zhao Yun *Wakes up* Hehe *Grabs Hibiki* Let's go sing Magnet
Hibiki Wait what? Help me Hanbei-Chan!
Hanbei Hold up!
Zhao Yun What?
Hanbei Let's go sing Imitation Black instead! :D
Zhao Yun Yeah let's!
Hibiki NOOOOOOOOO!
Soon Zhao Yun is in a annoyingly revealing Fox Suit, Hanbei is in a Kitty Cosplay and Hibiki is in a... playboy bunny?
The distorted ordinary life, a forbidden love,
and a heart of deception.
Our imperfect love has been painted
completely black in this ebony world.
I've always wanted to say this to you,
this mere one phrase,
if my uncontrollable impulse
will end up being shattered.
Love and be loved, to the point of going mad.
This sweet and hot kiss is an imitation.
My paralyzed senses and fading consciousness
paint my overflowing thoughts and the truth
completely in black.
The sinking moon overlaps with the clouds,
as if it's trying to hide its shadow.
Is there no way for us to turn back?
Then together let's simply disappear like this.
Believing that we would be bonded again,
I temporarily let go of your hand.
If it's a love that doesn't allow me to be myself,
then I should just simply shatter it.
I want you to embrace me tightly and strongly.
The warmth of our connected body is an imitation.
It really troubles me when the sun shines,
as you will fade out of my sight.
Please teach me the answer?
I will crush both the common sense and morality,
and accept my punishment in your place,
as I hold tightly onto the words you uttered
when you were fading away.
I will be thinking of you everyday.
Before the sensation of our hugging shoulders
melts and fades away,
I will go meet you.
Enveloped in swaying fantasies,
the words I said to you was an imitation.
On my cold skin is a kiss mark that won't disappear,
as I submerge my entire memory in black
and dwindle away.
Love and be loved, to the point of going mad.
This sweet and hot kiss is an imitation.
My paralyzed senses and fading consciousness
paint my overflowing thoughts and the truth
completely in black.
Hibiki I-I can't believe I did that... it's too embarassing... D/:
Hanbei But you were soooo adorable :3
Jiang Wei Xiahou Ba!
Xiahou Ba What?
Jiang Wei I'm going to sing Magnet with you! ~
Xiahou Ba Uh-oh *runs but Jiang Wei grabs him*
Now on stage are Jiang Wei and Xiahou Ba!
A feeble fire is lit at the edge of my heart;
without my knowing, it spreads into burning passion.
My butterfly flapped about aimlessly,
leaving behind some powder on your hand.
Pulling apart our intertwined fingers,
moving from our lips to our tongues,
what we're doing do might be unforgivable,
and that's precisely why we're so fired up.
I want you to embrace me closely and gauge my limit.
Please make me believe that this is not a sin.
I want you to kiss me and repaint my body.
I want to be intoxicated and drowned in your charm.
It might be necessary for you to tied me up;
if you love me, then show me some fidelity.
I can't help but like "weird" things,
so let's just go as far as we can go.
With a heart that has gone astray,
we will melt so easily,
that there's no free time for us
even to feel each other's tenderness.
What has been repeating is not our dream,
but the unmistakably realistic "we."
I know as soon as we touch, we can't turn back,
but that's fine, for you're my one and only love.
As dawn breaks, I become uneasy,
and end up crying in tears.
You whispered "It's okay" to me,
but were you also crying?
I want you to embrace me closely and gauge my limit.
Please make me believe that this is not a sin.
I want you to kiss me and repaint my body.
I want to be intoxicated and drowned in your charm
Draw me closer, as if we are two magnets,
that even if we separate, we will reunite again.
Let's become one; it's okay not to able to turn back.
That's fine, for you're my one and only love.
Xiahou Ba I am not doing it again!
For all girls: Go hunt the perverts that who you think would be (probably Dong Zhuo and Guo Jia) and beat them. Just don't kill them.
Xiaoqiao Sis...
Daqiao Let's do it...
Cao Cao Huh?
Daqiao and Xiaoqiao The Two Qiaos Drop Kick! *Kicks Cao Cao on both side of the head*
Hibiki Well that's it for now!
Hanbei See ya next time!
A:N: Don't forget you can Truth or Dare me too!
Till next time!
~HIBIKI~