Me: I know this is a really fast update, but I just had to do the naming part!
Pein: *twitch* Me: Oh yeah...sorry 'bout all the names...
Juliana: Poor poor Kakuzu
Kate: Itachi's is amazing :DD
itachi: Hn.
Me: CHEER UP DAMMIT! You get the most screen time of any of the kittens here :P
Kate: Get. On. With. The. Show.
Me: Don't you mean story?
Kate: Do I give a shit?
Me: Touche. LET IT BEGIN!
Kate picked up the small black kitten, "We 're naming this one first, so live with it!"
I laughed, but nodded along, "Sure sure…..is it just me or does that cat look emo?"
"You mean an Uchiha?" Juliana piped in and I fell back laughing.
"He shall be named Sulk!" Kate declared and put the newly-named Sulk down.
"Ooh! Ooh! Me next! Me next!" Juliana held up her hand and waved it around like an over eager child…wait a second. She is one. She picked up the all red one, "Hm….You are now dubbed as…Anne of the fricking Green Gables."
Once let go, Anne went over to the corner and sat there, almost pouting. I looked at my friend, "What the hell made you think of that?"
"What the hell makes people kill each other?" she threw back and I opened my mouth to respond, but decided to save my breath.
"My turn~" Kate smiled, but then I realized they had skipped over me!
"Nuh-uh! It's mine!" I snatched up the all orange kitten as they just looked at me tiredly.
"If you have to…" they both said.
"I PAID FOR THESE DAMNED ANIMALS!" I argued back.
Juliana laid a hand on my shoulder very similar to that of how a mother would act towards her young child, "Hun, calm the fuck down."
"Fine…" I stuck my tongue out at her and then observed the cat in my arms, "Orange Crush," I decided.
"What the hell? A soda?" They both looked at me, but Kate was kinda looking at me, from her spot of laughing on the floor.
"FOLLOW ME! DON'T FOLLOW ME! I'VE GOT MY SPINE AND I'VE GOT MY ORANGE CRUSH! COLLAR ME! DON'T COLLAR ME! I'VE GOT MY SPINE AND I'VE GOT MY ORANGE CRUSH!" I sang out, but then realized that Orange Crush had jumped from my arms.
"What song is that?" Kate, my music obsessed friend, asked. I facepalmed. This great R.E.M. song forgotten by teenage girls Sometimes I was ashamed to be a part of my generation. Which reminds me of The Who…..but I digress.
"Orange Crush by R.E.M," I frowned and sat back down.
"Who?" they both said simultaneously.
I shook my head and waved Kate on to the next poor kitty victim. She attempted to pick up the large blue one, but couldn't, "He's Brucey."
Putting on her best Australian accent, Juliana put a hand over her heart, "FISH ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD!"
"Thank you for getting the reference for the name," Kate smirked and put Brucey down.
Juliana's eyes darted towards the blonde and pulled him up onto her lap, "Your turn!"
I could see the cat's eyes droop in disappointment. Poor cats….being forced into our awful names.
She studied the cat for a while before deciding on, "Marilyn."
"Like Marilyn Monroe?" I asked, raising a brow.
She nodded happily and put Marilyn down, who ran over to the corner, as far away from us as possible.
We sat there laughing at the current names before I picked up the small albino one, who squirmed in my grasp. I gave him a look that told him that if he didn't behave, another mini-headlock was on its way.
"He's so loud and annoying!" Kate whined, "Why'd we get him?"
"Because he would've died," I rubbed the top of the kitten's head, though he growled.
"Crapper," Juliana randomly said.
"What?" Both Kate and I said at the same time.
She smiled proudly, "He should be called Crapper."
I wanted to say 'yes', but found myself laughing to hard to manage words. Kate however was screaming out 'YES!'
Somehow I managed, "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"
Another laugh attack swept across us. Once we regained our composure, our naming circle started again.
Kate pointed at the stitched up brown one, "Hakuna Matata."
"WHAT A WONDERFUL PHRASE!" I burst out. Hakuna Matata himself looked none too happy with his name…..we now need to watch 'Finding Nemo' and 'The Lion King' with these cats.
Juliana fell back on the floor, singing, "PUMPKIN~"
"Was that a name or just an outburst?" I asked, trying not to laugh too.
"The name for the orange one!" She said happily.
"The orange one is Orange Crush!" I pointed to said kitten.
Kate picked up the orange-faced one, "I think she meant him.
"Oh," I felt stupid for not realized this. Pumpkin sat happily in Kate's lap.
"Wow…..and your in the honors classes," Juliana whacked me over the back of the head.
"SHUT UP!" I snapped and saw a few of the cats surrounding me flinch away. My friends always end up pushing me to my breaking point.
"Your turn, Amanda," Kate said, while scooching herself away from me. I shot a glare in her direction, but then decided to let it go.
I held up the only female, who gave me a 'put-me-down' look, but I could care less. After all, she's only a kitten.
"She needs a whoopass name," I declared.
I saw out of the corner of my eye, both of my friends giving me an odd look.
"Because she's the only girl!" I reasoned and saw their mouths drop open in comprehension.
"Name her Whoopass then!" Kate suggested shrugging.
Juliana's brown eyes lit up, "Yes. Whoopass is the perfect name!" And Whoopass crawled away from us and over to Orange Crush
Though it was definitely an odd name, they had won 2 against 1, "Whoopass it is."
The three of us stayed silent observing the cats, until Juliana said, "Aren't we missing one?"
Kate ran over and pulled the final black and white cat from his former spot on the windowsill.
All of us studied the cat, and he looked quite ready to get back into the sun.
My eyes lit up as I thought of the perfect name. So perfect it was….creepy. Plus, we'll all get a big kick out of it, "Zetsu."
Kate looked at me, then the cat, and smiled, "Yes. He is so Zetsu."
Juliana picked up Zetsu and hugged him, "HE IS NOW THE CREEPY ASS SEXY SCHIZOPHRENIC NO-RACE VENUS FLY-TRAP THING THAT'S HALF DEAD HALF ALIVE!" All in one breath. How she managed that is still beyond me, but that didn't change the fact that it was hilariously accurate.
"So! Now that the names are out of the way….what now?" I said, going over the names once again in my mind so they stuck.
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Needless to say, most of the Akatsuki were unhappy with their new names. There were however 2 things that struck Pein as odd. One, the girls had mentioned the Uchihas, and spoke of them briefly as though they were aware of them. And then this talk about Zetsu….he began wondering about what kind of world they had been thrown into.
"I don't see why you're so upset with your names. Theirs were awful," Zetsu said to himself.
Pein looked at the fellow Akatsu-cats, "Attention!" All of their heads turned and their ears perked up, "These girls obviously know something about us."
"Doesn't seem like they know me, un," Deidara smirked, happy that his true identity was hidden. Or so he thought.
Pein looked at Deidara for a second, and he saw that Deidara understood the point. If they know 2 of us, they know us all, "We need to figure out how they know this, understood? That means I want you all investigating this house, to find any clues."
The members nodded and immediately ran off in different directions.
"HEY KITTIES! GET BACK HERE!" Juliana wailed and ran after Hidan and Kakuzu who were currently clawing down the door to the basement.
"You want to go down there?" the brunette asked and obeyed, opening the door.
Hidan ran down and meowed when he forgot to step on the last stair and fell down. Juliana laughed and watched as they sniffed around the massive piles of stuffed animals and old baby toys.
"There's nothing here, Hidan….Hidan?" Kakuzu said and then tried to find his partner, who was actually struggling to get out of the pile of fluffy stuffed animals.
"I'M RIGHT OVER HERE YOU FUCKING-ACK!" He yelled as Juliana pulled him sharply.
Upstairs Deidara, Sasori and Tobi were running upstairs to Amanda's brightly colored room. Once inside, their jaws dropped. Right over her bed was a giant poster of…them.
"What the fucking hell, un?" Deidara looked as he saw every single Akatsuki member plastered on her wall.
"Tobi's scared of this world!" Tobi ran out of the room, but was actually going down to report their finding to Pein.
"Pein-sama!" Tobi tackled the orange cat leader, who looked at him with interest.
Pein nodded, urging Tobi on to continue.
"WE FOUND OURSELVES IN THE GIRL'S BEDROOM!" He skipped back upstairs and the rest of the Akatsuki followed them up to the room, where Deidara and Sasori were still in shock over the situation.
"…..the fuck," was all Hidan was able to get out as he saw himself and his coworkers on a giant poster.
Amanda, Juliana and Kate bounded into the room.
Juliana looked down at the cats disapprovingly, "Now, now, don't run away from us!"
"We don't bite!" Kate flopped on the white bed.
Amanda smirked and sat down next to her, "Hard."
A few minutes went by with the girls just talking about what Pein perceived to be school, until their staring a the poster was noticed.
"Amanda~" Juliana said sing-songily, "The cats like the Akatsuki~"
The light brown haired girl looked at her cats, who were still staring at the poster, "THEY DO!"
She stood up and began pointing at the characters, naming them as they went along.
"That's you!" Kate pulled Zetsu up onto the bed as Amanda got to pointing to the giant plant shinobi. Then she sneezed.
"You okay there, Kate-chan?" Juliana asked as Amanda ran off to get a tissue.
She wiped her nose, but sneezed yet again, "Fine. I just need to go back home for a second and get some allergy pills. That's all."
"YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO CATS?" Amanda yelled as she handed her friend a tissue box.
Kate looked apologetic, "Sorry?"
Amanda sighed and shook her head, "Let's just go get the allergy pills now!"
The sneezing girl nodded, but picked up Itachi anyways, "He's coming."
"Why?" Juliana said as she was exiting the room.
Kate rubbed her cheek up against his soft black fur, "Because he's adorable!"
"But you're allergic to him…." Juliana looked at her like she had three heads.
Let me go.. Itachi thought to himself as he tried to pull away from the girls tight grasp.
Soon enough the 3 girls and the one shinobi-turned-kitten were in the car.
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"Hey Mom! I'm back for a s-s-" Kate sneezed as Sulk jumped out of her hands. He seemed pretty happy to be gone.
Kate's mom, who was actually pretty awesome, came running out as the black cat passed by her.
"Bad luck Mrs. Kierson~" Juliana smiled as she hopped out of the car.
Mrs. Kierson laughed and looked at her daughter, who sneezed again, "Allergy pills?"
"Yes please," Kate laughed and ran after Sulk.
As Mrs. Kierson was going back inside to get the pills, their fairly large dog, Zoey ran out. Though Zoey wasn't a puppy anymore, but she still had the energy of a puppy.
Something must've clicked in her mind/nose because she immediately smelt Sulk's presence.
"NO! BAD ZOEY-DOG!" I saw just as she began dashing after her owner, who was running after the cat.
I couldn't quite see what happened, but I heard a strangled 'meow' and then saw Sulk running back towards us, with Zoey right on his tail. Using clever skills, Sulk dove underneath the truck, so he was safe.
"DAMN DOG!" Kate breathed heavily, and sneezed a few more times before her mom came out with the pills in their container.
"Here," she passed the container to her daughter and dragged Zoey back in.
Turning around, I saw Juliana bent down clicking her tongue, trying to drag Sulk out. His head popped out, looked in both directions and then he came out, not at all afraid.
He wasn't on the ground for long because Kate scooped him up, "I can hug you all I want now!"
"Kate…" I warned, "Don't smother the poor thing."
She rolled her eyes and waved off my comment.
"Now that you can actually be around these cats, what do you want to do with them?" Juliana asked, sliding into the passenger seat.
"Dress up," I smiled mischievously.
Me: :D Well chapter 2 is done!
Kate: And remember children...
Juliana: REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!
Me: Please review...that's what inspired me to get this next chapter out only a day later! So! If you want another chapter out soon, review :3
Kate: And she needs ideas...
Me: Yes and ideas..lots and lots of ideas.