Me: Wow...an update each day :)
Juliana: WORK ON YOUR OTHER STORIES!
Me: No. This is better. Plus this is the most reviews I've gotten in a while! I should write more Naruto FF...with Hetalia it takes a month to get to almost 20 reviews..
Kate: ON WITH THE STORY!
"Awwww they're so adorable~" Juliana cooed as she held Orange Crush, who was currently decked out in a bunch of my necklaces.
"Orange Crush be gangster!" Kate smiled as she played with one of the gold necklaces. It wasn't a gangster necklace, but it was gold….
"Sure and if Orange Crush is gangster, then Hakuna Matata is a girl," I laughed, looking over at the pissed off cat. He was wearing an old tutu I found in the back of my closet from when I began dancing a while ago. That and the bow in his fur obviously annoyed him.
Looking at the cats, it really looked like they had suddenly become a group of odd looking baby dolls. They all were dressed up in either my old baby clothes, or the Build-a-Bear clothes. Crapper was biting at his little clown outfit and tried getting it off.
"NO!" I tackled him just as he was about to rip it in half. It may be a stupid outfit, but I don't want him to ruin it!
Crapper let out a strangled cry and I looked down to make sure he was still breathing. He was, which surprised me. I'm not exactly stick thing, so tossing my weight directly onto a small kitten wasn't the smartest thing to do.
"Crapper, be careful!" Kate tutted, "You may have nine lives but ya aint immortal!"
The cat seemed to snicker at that comment, for some reason he must've found it funny.
"Alright, alright. Let's get them out of these outfits. Marilyn doesn't seem happy 'bout it!" I picked up Marilyn, who had a few bows and ribbons in his fur and a big flower clipped onto the back of his tail. He was frowning, and I laughed and started pulling the accessories out of him.
"BUT SULK'S ADORABLE!" Kate screeched. I plugged my ears and watched as Marilyn leaper from my lap and began clawing out the accessories himself. I must say, Sulk was a lucky kitten. He had an old clip on earring on his left ear and one of those clip in red hair pieces clipped all over in his fur.
"Sulk no likey," Juliana pulled Sulk away from our friend and began taking all the clips out of him, much to his pleasure. Once freed from the clips, Sulk ran over to the corner.
"That's it Sulk! Go sulk in the corner!" I laughed and fell backwards.
He glared at me for a second, and I swore his eyes turned red. I blinked and they were black again.
"Amanda….you okay?" Kate looked at me as I was just staring into the kitten's eyes, almost in a trance, only blinking.
I felt a sharp tug on my arm and fell down, eyes still not leaving Sulk's. We just watched each other until Sulk was tackled by Brucey, who was meowing quite loudly.
I shook my head, "What the…"
"What happened?" Juliana bent down, trying not to laugh.
"His eyes…." I just closed my own and tried to shake the yanking feeling that that situation could've gone much worse.
"What about them? They're black holes of a soulless loveless little cat!" Juliana exclaimed, pointing at Sulk.
I saw Sulk twitch, but didn't dare look in those creepy-ass eyes.
Looking back at him, I saw Kate lightly whacking him on the head going, "BAD KITTY! BAD! BAD! BAD KITTY!"
Juliana started cracking up, before she looked at the time, "Shiiiit. It's 11….we should go to bed!"
I nodded, knowing I got a little bit loopy after 10. I had taken it out on poor poor Marilyn. Running upstairs into my room, I got out my pajamas and was almost changed when I heard a scream from the bedroom next door, where Juliana was in.
I poked my head in to see her covering herself with the shirt she was just wearing, and there was Crapper, Orange Crush, Sulk, Marilyn, Brucey, and Pumpkin were just staring at her. They had been watching her change. I can see why she screamed.
Kate came out of her room, which was right next to Juliana's, "What the fucking hell? Oh…now I see…OUT I SAY! OUT!" Kate stepped in front of the cats and waved them away.
I laughed as I saw all of them leave dejectedly, except for Crapper. He stayed.
"Are you looking to get stepped on?" Kate warned, lifting her foot to prove her point. The cat stayed.
"I'll spray you with water," she smirked as he just walked away, muttering things in his 'cat-language'.
After this fiasco, the three of us were changed and ready for bed.
My cell phone buzzed and I saw my mom's number, so obviously I picked it up. She had called once or twice since she had left this morning, but nothing really went on, "Hey mom."
"HI DARLING!" she yelled into my ear.
I twitched and saw Marilyn, Pumpkin and Anne climb up onto my bed, "No need to scream Mom…I can hear you."
She quieted down, "Sorry, it's just a bit loud here."
"Understood. So, what's up in London?"
She laughed, "It's raining, but nothing that bad!"
"Same here…wait….I got 10 cats!" I smiled and rubbed the top of Pumpkin's head.
I could almost hear her jaw drop, "10!"
Laughing, I replied, "Yeah! But they're all real nice! I've got three on my bed right now."
"Well that's sweet. Anyways, make sure you remember to go to dance tomorrow. Oh and since tomorrow's Sunday, it's time to go to the market!" She reminded.
I nodded my head, "Yeah, yeah. Dance at 10, market at 3. Get it? Got it. Good."
"Alright then. Night sweetie! Sleep well! And call me tomorrow," she said before hanging up.
As the click of the phone rang, I said, "Love you too Mom?"
I pushed 'End call' and placed it at my bedside, and slowly drifted off to sleep.
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Once she was asleep, Deidara slipped out of the room, still trying to pull the remnants of their little dress up party out of his fur. He growled as he realized he couldn't get one bright pink bow out. These girls, even after one day, were starting to get on his last nerve.
"Deidara," He turned around to see Itachi behind him.
"What do you want, hm?" Deidara narrowed his eyes.
Itachi turned around, "Trying to find a way out. Like you."
"Don't compare me to you, Uchiha, un," he said as he went downstairs, leaving the cat now know as Sulk upstairs.
The blonde prowled around the house, until he became tired enough that he came back up and hopped up onto Amanda's bed and curled up next to her. She was weird and slightly annoying, but also funny and cute in a way. Plus she radiated body heat, so it was nice to fall asleep next to.
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After their short conversation, Itachi poked his head into just about every room. Nothing out of the ordinary, and more interestingly, no chakra.
"They're harmless," Itachi whispered wistfully to himself. For the first time, he saw what it would be like to grow up where violence was taught and peace was never found. At least at the time he thought there was none of that here.
"Why're you up?" Itachi turned around to see the much larger blue cat smirking.
The Uchiha replied coolly, "I could ask you the same thing."
"True," Kisame shrugged and lied down against the wall.
Itachi looked for a reason for his partner's action, but found none, "Why are you doing that?"
"Air conditioning's here," Kisame explained and closed his eyes in bliss.
Itachi shook his head and left the area, going back into Kate's temporary room. He lied down at the foot of her bed, protectively. These girls were harmless and nothing was going to happen to them, specifically Kate, on Itachi's watch.
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"I'M OFF!" Amanda yelled as she was waiting at the door. Her dance class was only around the block, so it was easy for her to get there.
"Bye~" Kate sang as she came down.
Amanda pointed her finger at both Juliana, who was already there, and Kate, "Now remember. Wash. Those. Cats."
"They're fine!" Juliana argued.
The brunette, pulling her hair up, sighed, "Guys. They were in a frickin animal shelter. Who knows what dirt's on there?"
Kate smiled and pulled up Itachi, Deidara and Sasori (the three smallest), "We'll wash these guys now!"
"Good!" Amanda smiled and head off to her dance class, clad in tights and a leotard.
After she was gone, Juliana looked at her friend, "Do I have to?"
Kate frowned and whacked Juliana over the head, which meant 'yes'.
Juliana sighed, "Those 3 first?"
Kate nodded and ran upstairs, "BATH TIME~"
Her friend followed and by the time she was up, the water was already running and the cats' eyes wide with fear of the water, like most cats.
"Come here wittle kitties," Juliana cooed, picking up Sasori, "Who's a cute little Anne of the frickin Green Gables? You are! Who wants a bath? You do!" Sasori twitched and tried to stop himself from clawing the girl's eyes out for talking to him that way.
The bath filled up quickly and Juliana placed Sasori in just as Kate dropped Itachi and Deidara in.
POOF!
A puff of white smoke filled the room and both the girls started coughing and trying to wave it away.
"WHAT THE FUCK? ARE THEY LIKE COMBUSTIBLE OR SOMETHING?" Kate yelled, through coughs.
"Some of us are, un," a male voice came from the smoke. Both of the girls eyes widened.
"Speak for yourself, brat," another one came.
One final voice, "Hn."
Juliana screamed and ran out and Kate soon followed.
"GUYS ARE IN OUR SHOWER!" Juliana screamed, pacing back and forth.
Kate was doing the same thing, freaking out herself.
Inside stood Sasori, Deidara, and Itachi, naked, in the shower. They stepped out and pulled out towels and wrapped it around their waists. Coming out, they looked at the girls strangely.
"Something wrong, hm?" Deidara asked, seeing them pacing back and forth.
The girl in the panda hat yelped and leaped back a foot or so, "Wh-who are you?"
"STALKER!" Juliana yelled, ran into her room, pulled out a pillow and whipped it at Sasori, who dodged it easily.
Speaking coolly, Itachi replied, "You should know. We're on your wall."
Silence. And then Kate burst out laughing, "I SHOULDN'T BE LAUGHING BUT I AM!"
"Well no shit, we can tell you're laughing," Juliana sighed and whacked her friend over the head.
The three shinobi stood there awkwardly until Juliana said, "Are you guys Sasori, Itachi, and Deidara?"
"Yes," they all said at the same time.
Kate fell backwards, only to be caught by the floor because Juliana had done the same.
"Think they're alive, yeah?" Deidara asked.
Itachi nodded and picked up Kate and lied her down on the couch, before doing the same with Juliana. Kate's head perked up and she ran upstairs, past the mostly naked ninjas and to her cell phone.
Screaming into it, and to her friend she said, "AMANDA GET BACK OVER HERE! OUR DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE!"
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I looked at the phone, "What the…."
"Everything okay?" my dance teacher, Miss Lindsay, asked me.
I shrugged, "Just a random call from my friends."
"Should you be going back?" She asked, concerned.
I shook my head, "Nah. I bet it was nothing."
Me: They're here~! The rest of the world: Uh-oh
Juliana: So..hot...*just showed her a bunch of sexy Deidara, Itachi, and Pein pictures*
Kate; ITACHI!
Me: Anywho! Please review :3 they make the world go 'round for writers like me!
Kate: Ideas remember to ask for ideas...
Juliana: And ribs...lots of ribs.
Me: NO RIBS! But ideas please :) Now that the boys (and Konan) are back
