Me: Chapter 4! Oh, and after this week, I probably wont be updating as quickly 'cause school'll be back D:

Kate: No~!

Juliana: Meh...

Me: I know. I hate school as well. IDEAS FOR LATER ON!

The weird thing about coming home from an odd phone call is that you never know if they were joking or not. Hearing them yelling at me to get back there scared the shit out of me.

I unlocked the door and had to pull my dance bag up over my shoulder. Walking in I heard voices yelling. Specifically one loud one yelling their head off.
I wanted to punch someone, I mean something. Yeah, that's what I meant,"YOU HAD A FUCKING PARTY?"

Juliana came sliding around the corner in her socks, looking like a deer in the headlights, "Not an intentional one."

"What do you mean?" my eye twitched as I was dragged into the living room.

Once I was inside, I saw what they meant. All of the members of the Akatsuki, from Naruto, standing there in my father's clothes. Except for Konan. She was wearing a pair of my sweatpants and a sweatshirt.

I felt like fainting, "I-You-They-What?"

"Another bitch?" Hidan complained. Hidan. As in the supposedly fictional Jashinist. In my house. Swearing. I think I just fangirled.

"You guys are cosplayers...right?" I had a inkling they weren't, but I wanted to confirm my hunch.

Kate was sitting in between Itachi and Kisame, smiling like crazy, "They're real~!"

My eyes widened as Deidara held up his hand and the mouth there flicked his tongue. I yelped and ducked behind the closest thing. Which was a bipolar plant.
I screamed again and ran out of the room, blushing. The whole sexy Akatsuki just saw me in a leotard and tights.

I heard Deidara say from the room, "She's always this weird, yeah?"

Juliana ran back over to me while I was pacing intone kitchen "It's amazing, isn't it?"

"More like scary weird!" I laughed, due to the fact that I had a 'gallows humor', meaning I crack jokes when I'm scared or nervous.

"Maybe you and Deidara can-" her teasing was cut off by my hand connecting with her face. It wasnt a hard slap, just enough to get the point across.

"Sure. When you and Pein do the same thing," I chuckled, and my anxiousness was going away until she brought me back in the room. Then I felt like running out again.

"Sit," Kate smirked as I followed her order, "and stay." I stayed.

Pein looked at the three of us, "How do you know who we are?"

This would take a lot of explaining. Sadly, both Juliana and Kate differed to me to explain to them, though I had trouble even speaking, "W-well, in our world y-you guys are from a T-TV show. A-and we all p-pretty much love the show, s-so that's wh-why." it was brief but sufficient.

"7 stutters in 2 sentences!" Kate cracked up.

Kisame looked at her with a 'What-the-hell?' look, "That's funny why?"

Juliana took her shot at explaining my horrible situation, "Amanda never stutters. She's basically known for saying whatever whenever."

"And she's getting nervous now because we're here," Sasori stated and I pouted.

"Why is there a broken lamp on the floor?" I stood up and pointed to the shatter lamp.

"I uh….tested to see if they're real," Looking over at HIdan, I saw a gash across his chest and pieces of the lamp sticking out.

"You guys get stay here right?" Kate asked, happily, her eyes wide.

Itachi looked at her like she was weird. Poor guy, he now has a stalker. Though the way he was looking at her quite protectively…..huh. I never will understand Uchihas.

Pein responded, "Until we figure out how to get back to our world, yes, we will be staying here."

"If you don't mind," Konan added in. She was one of the few girls in Naruto I can stand. Mainly because she's tough and doesn't take shit from anyone.

I shook my head, "I don't, but my parents might when they get back in 2 months!"

"Parents? Damn, so your not legal," Hidan muttered and I took my tap shoe, an expensive one at that, and whipped it at him. Let me tell you one thing about tap shoes, there's metal and they hurt like hell.

After the silence that came after the clank of the my shoe against his head, I sat down awkwardly next to Juliana, who was next to Pein and Konan.

"How old are you, anyways?" Kisame asked from across the room.

Kate responded first, "16 BIOTCHES!"

"15," Juliana and I said together and I added on, "But 16 in a month!"

"Your tall, hm," Deidara looked at me directly and I felt a light blush tinge my cheeks.

I nodded, "People in our town are tall."

"AND YOU'RE A SHRIMP!" Juliana added, and fell back laughing. When she realized Pein was looking at her, she sat up straight and stopped laughing.

"Anyways…" I tried to think of something to say, but was lost for words.

"Hn," Itachi crossed his arms and I realized something.

I stood up, pointing and yelling at the Uchiha, "YOU TRIED TO PUT ME IN A FUCKING MANGEKYO SHARINGAN SHIT THING, DIDN'T YOU!"

He looked at me like I was a freak, "And?"

"Asshole," I sat down, pouting.

"Hn," He replied, and I looked at Kate with a 'Really? Him?' look on my face.

She shrugged and nodded. It's great when you don't have to say anything to your friends to make them understand your point.

"Uh…Amanda?" Juliana poked my cheek and I whacked her hand down.

I glared at her weakly, "What?"

"You might want to change," she snapped my leotard.

I blushed seeing all of the Akatsuki staring at me. 9 guys. Hot guys at that. And one whoopass girl. I ran out of the room, holding my chest. And yes I meant holding. It hurts like hell for me to run or walk upstairs without being like that. Weird? Yes yes it is.

Running into my room, I thought of something. What happened to the cats?

"Wait a second," I sat down on my bed after closing my door and thought.

Marilyn the blonde. Deidara is blonde. Sulk. Itachi. Brucey. Kisame. Orange Crush. Pein. Whoopass. Konan. Crapper. Hidan.

The list went on and on in my head and I started cracking up. This was too hilarious. I quickly changed into a blue plaid shirt and a pair of sweatpants. I jogged downstairs and found Deidara and Tobi yelling at each other.

"The peace was nice while it lasted," I muttered as I went and got an old spray bottle from when my dogs were still alive, filled it up with water and walked into the room.

"I TOLD YOU NOT TO PULL MY PONYTAIL, UN!" Deidara whacked Tobi over the head.

"I'm sorry Deidara-sempai! It's just so pretty," Tobi whined. I gave them one last chance to stop fighting.

"You idiot!" the blonde whacked Tobi over the head again.

I was on my last straw, "That's it." I started spraying the water like crazy at his hair specifically. Little did I know that the cold water in the bottle would create a poof.
"DID HE LIKE JUST EXPLODE OR SOMETHING?" I said between coughs.

Juliana and Kate burst out laughing, "We thought the same thing! He's just naked now!" I dropped the water and ran out of the room.

"NEVER MIND! YOU CAN COME OUT OF HIDING! HE'S JUST A KITTY!" I heard Kate yell from inside, so I poked my head in to see Marilyn sitting there, pissed off.

I couldn't help but 'awww' when I saw him. I heard him growl, but I ran over and pulled him onto my lap anyways. In case you couldn't already tell, it's much easier to be around your anime crush when he's a cat than when he's actually there.

He tried to pry out of my grasp, but failed. He may be a shinobi, but he's still an adorable cat.

"Well I guess that answers the question on what happens when we're sprayed with water," Kisame smirked and chuckled.

Juliana scratched the back of her head uncomfortably, "So, uh, should we figure out the sleeping arrangements?"

"Hm? Oh yes," Pein agreed and, knowing her, I could see her silent excitement.

"We can have two people in my room. Two in Kate's. Two in Juliana's. Two down here, if they want. And however many needed in the basement," I explained.

"Sasori and Deidara will stay in your room," Pein ordered and Sasori sighed and in my arms, Deidara whined.

"Why mine?" I tried to make it look like I was complaining, but couldn't hide my happiness that much.

"They stayed there last night didn't they?" Pein asked, his rinnegan eyes boring into my blue ones.

I nodded, "Yeah, but-"

"Why change it?" He ended the conversation.

"Yes sir," I muttered. He demands more respect than I thought. 10 minutes and I'm already calling him 'sir'.

"Itachi and Kisame in hers," he pointed at Kate, who was in between the two shinobis. Unlike Juliana and I, she didn't hide any excitement.

"YES!" She threw her hands up in the air.

We all looked at her oddly before Pein continued, "Hidan and Kakuzu in Juliana's"

She stood up and her eye began twitching madly, "No. Way. In. Hell."

"Fine then," he complied, "Zetsu and Tobi."

"THEY'RE GOING TO EAT ME!" She whined and flopped back down next to Pein.

"…..Konan and I?" he asked warily.

"I mean, only if necessary," she smiled proudly, being able to maneuver this evil-mastermind.

"Then Hidan and Kakuzu here," I interrupted Pein this time.
"Sorry, sir, but the albino asshole will break my television," I argued and watched as Hidan stood up, cursing me out. Like I care.

"Then Zetsu and Tobi in here. Hidan and Kakuzu in the basement," Pein decided.

"What time is it?" I asked, trying to catch a glimpse of the digital clock under the TV, but couldn't tell.
"3 o'clock," Kate said, "Why?"

I stood up, still holding Deidara, "I should go get food….cause you know. We might just need that. Any requests?"

A thousand things were throw at me and I couldn't catch anything so I yelled out, "ONE AT A TIME! Kate!"

"Peanut Butter," she grinned. It was one of the few things she lived off of.

"Sure. Juliana?" I began to go down the line.

She shook her head. Next!

"Anyone in the Akatsuki?" I looked around and saw a few heads poke up.

Hidan, being the loudest, was the first one I heard, "BEER!"

I immediately shot that option down, "No. Next?"

"Hot sauce!" Kisame called out.

I looked at him and sighed, "My dad has a shit load in the closets. Go….find some there. Anyone else?"

Konan looked at me, "Any sweets?"

I held back a laugh, but nodded, "I'll pick up some pastries."

She nodded, "Thank you."
"Alright, well that's all I can get for now….but while I'm gone, can somebody turn Deidara back? He's clawing at my arm," I asked, looking down to my forearm where Deidara's claws were leaving marks.

Sasori sighed and took Marilyn away.

I grabbed my bag and was just about to leave, when I turned around to see Sasori bringing Deidara upstairs to turn him back, "Uh. Bye I guess?"

"Goodbye," Sasori said and I held back a fangirl squeal. Deidara may be my favorite, but Sasori and Tobi are close seconds!

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"TELEVISION TIME~" Juliana sang and clicked on the television to TBS, where Seinfeld was playing.

"Hellz yeah," Kate smirked and sat down right in front of the screen.

Itachi looked at the foreign technology, but just watched it silently. His eyes couldn't help but glaze over Kate. She was an odd child, that was for sure. And was definitely a child, in many aspects. Mostly mental, but that didn't quite bug him.

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I came home and plopped the groceries on the counter, Jessie J blaring in my headphones.

"YOU'RE MY KEY~ YOU UNLOCK ME! KEEP ME SAFE, KEEP ME HAPPY! SO SWEET! OOOOH LOVE~! " I sang along to L.O.V.E. by her and began dancing around in the kitchen, eyes closed. I didn't notice Deidara come down the stairs.

"IT'S DESTINY, SO NOTHING STOPS ME! I'LL TELL THE WORLD THAT YOU'RE MINE AND YOU GOT ME! SO SWEET! OOOOOH LOVE~!" I kept singing along, until Juliana came over and pulled the headphones out and glared at her, "I was listening to that."

"As was I, hm," I turned around to see Deidara there.

I glared at the blonde too, "Do you enjoy sneaking up on me?"
"Not hard, hm," I resisted the urge to smack him.

As he left, Kate ran in and both Juliana and her laughed.

"What?"
"Not even a day, and we're already ticked off by them," Kate smirked.

Greaattt, I thought.

Me: Well that was fun :D

Kate: WE STILL NEED IDEAS~!

Juliana: Oh! Oh! Oh! ADVERTISE ME!

Me: Huh? Oh right. Juliana has an account on here (xxTheDemonInsideYouxx) and she has an amazing SasuOC story called 'Blind Eyes' that I'm SURE she wouldn't mind you checking out :)

Kate: AND REVIEW!