Me: Sorry for late update! I just have a lot of things I have to deal with right now. And no I'm not near to tears right now because I'm overwhelmed with my shitty math teacher's fucking load of homework, a stupid English assignment and dance and singing and actually finding time for myself and this story! So, without further ado and no more ranting from me, let the story begin.
Whenever Juliana and Kate slept over, we had a habit of getting up early and making pancakes and the like. Today was no different. Getting up, I completely forgot about the Akatsuki. Mainly because Deidara was sleeping on the floor on the opposite sid of where I get up, and Sasori was in the corner using his chakra strings to make things move. Puppets don't need sleep I guess.
I rubbed my eyes, mumbling random things like, "Good morning." And, "I'll go to school when I feel like it."
Thankfully, this upcoming week was February vacation, and then hell would come back.
Once downstairs, the three of us started blaring a great dance band, Blood on the Dance Floor.
"Welcome to Candyland! I'll split your ass in two. So take me by my head. Lick it up, slide it down, and satisfy my sweet tooth~" I sang under my breath as I went to go get juice out. Kate however, was screaming out these inappropriate lyrics. Juliana was cracking up as she was flipping the pancakes, though we already had a giant pile on one of the many plates laid out.
I may have forgotten about the shinobi, but Kate sure as hell didn't. She sang out, "Just close your eyes and dream a fantasy so obscene! I'll take you by the hand! This is my candyland! You are my sweet playground! Swallow my love 'til you drown! I'll be your backdoor man! Welcome to my candyland!"
"I like the lyrics of this song," I yelped and dropped a glass to see Hidan standing there pervertedly smirking.
"Go fuck BotDF," Kate glared at the albino. I doubt he knew what BotDF meant.
His smirk grew even wider, "Only if you're there to help."
Smacking him upside the head was Itachi, "It's 5:13 AM. Why are you three even up?"
"To eat~" Juliana smiled and plopped more pancakes onto the plate and taking the Aunt Jemima bottle to her right and smothering the pancakes with them.
Over the next few minutes, the remainder of the Akatsuki shlumped down groggily, except for Tobi, who was unnaturally happy.
Pein, after a cup of coffee, spoke to us, "There are a few things we need to talk about."
I nodded and leaned up against the strip of counter that jutted out, and Kate and Juliana did the same.
"How much do you know about us?" He asked, his rinnegans turning deadly serious.
"Not much," Juliana blurted, "The show isn't that far along with what happens to you guys. We just know your specialties, names and faces."
I blinked at her. She made a very smart move here because if we had said everything we knew, they would probably kill us. Or stay here forever. Both would suck.
"Is this true?" Pein was looking at Kate who seemed to be shrinking under his gaze.
She nodded hastily, "Yeah. Juliana doesn't lie…..often."
I laughed under my breath as Juliana whacked my other friend upside the head.
After silencing us, Pein looked us over, "Hm."
"HM TO YOU TWO!" Juliana yelled at him as he left the kitchen and went into the living room.
"Amanda?" Kate poked my chek.
I twitched, "What?"
"We should get them clothes!" She smiled happily.
Juliana pitched in, "Yeah! They can't wear your dad's clothes forever!"
I sighed and gave in. Sometimes I really hated these two, but in the way sisters 'hate' each other. Before I knew it, Kate was in the living room yelling about how we get to go shopping. It really was weird to walk in and see the Akatsuki nommin on pancakes.
"Shopping?" I couldn't help but notice the glint in Konan's eyes. Even though she may be a convict, she's still a girl. And most girls love shopping. I nodded and plopped myself down on one of the leather recliners.
"Now?" Sasori askd, obviously annoyed.
"It's 5:30," Juliana rolled her eyes at the puppet, as though that answered his question.
I yawned and began eating my own pancakes, "After breakfast we're going back to bed. Shopping later."
"I never thought I'd hear you say that," Kate smirked.
Picking up one of the pancakes, I whipped it at her bed-head hair.
"Hey! They're not that bad!" Juliana pouted and I patted her head.
After eating for a few minutes, in silence, thanks to the duct tape over Hidan's mouth, I yawned and headed back up to bed.
Just as I was about to fall asleep I heard, "I thought you were kidding, hm."
"Well I wasn't," I replied groggily.
Deidara sighed and I heard him putter over to the other side and lie down. I waited a good ten minutes until I heard his soft snoring. Poking my head over the side I looked at him.
They're really here, I thought before sighing and deciding to go back to bed.
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You know it'll be a great day when you wake up to a scream. I jolted out of bed and ran to where I heard the scream, Kate's room, with my pillow in hand.
I pulled the pillow over my mouth to stop myself from bursting out laughing. Kate was frozen and her foot was currently on Itachi's cheek. Slowly, she removed her foot.
"I'm so so so so so so so so so so sorry!" she crawled into the corner of her bed, upset.
"Hn. It's fine," he brushed some fluff from her socks off of his cheek.
Looking at her, I smiled when I saw her blush.
Juliana came up behind me and rested her head on my shoulder, "What time is it?"
"10:15-ish," I estimated.
She groaned, "Ger me up at 12."
As she was beginning to walk back to her bedroom, I jerked her arm back, "No."
"1 then?" she pleaded.
"YOU'RE STAYING UP, DAMMIT!" I yelled, which woke most everyone up.
"Meh," she sat down in the doorway. Grabbing her arms, I attempted to hoise her back up.
"Get…up…." I have no arm muscle, so I couldn't lift her up.
Kate shook her head, knowing my weak arms while the Akatsuki that were there just stared.
"You can't pick her up?" Kisame tried to hide his laughing, but failed.
I shook my head, "I have no muscle."
"Ha. Ha," Juliana teased.
"You have none either, so hush," I patted her head.
"How can you have no muscle? Don't you go to an academy?" Konan asked, shocked.
Kate replied, "We go to school, but there's no serious physical activity there."
"THANK GOD!" Juliana sighed.
"Do you exercise at all, hm?" Deidara poked my belly, making me laugh. Damn my extreme-ticklishness.
I glared at him, "I dance over 10 hours a week, thank you very much. And don't poke my tummy!"
"Dance isn't a real fucking exercise. It's the exercise for pussies," sneered hIdan. Oh great. He was here.
Juliana muttered under her breath, "Well we do have those."
I turned around, smiling innocently, "Then do tombe pataborre glissade aseble changement antechecan antecheseis chasse step soutechat land chainne pique soutennue sesone and land in a back tendu with arms in Balanchine fourth."
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"Wait….what?" Kate looked at me, confused. She knew a bit of those words, because she took French, but not much.
Everyone else gaped at me.
"That's ballet, bitches," I smiled proudly, knowing I could do what I just said.
"Whatever, fancy words don't mean shit," Hidan crossed his arms. Oh how it feels good to win.
"You're right! Shit means 'shit'. Fancy words means 'fancy words'!" Kate rebutted.
"Fuck you," he said generally.
Juliana, on impulse, replied, "Only if you'll help!"
"Gladly," Hidan smirked pervertedly.
I facepalmed as Juliana hid behind me going, "Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew."
"What about shopping?" Konan reminded us.
I nodded, "We should get changed now."
Kate forced Itachi and Kisame out of her her room while she changed, and Juliana did the same to Pein and Konan. Thankfully, I didn't have to do that. I ran in and pulled out a long white shirt, a lacey over-shirt and jeans. Quickly, I brushed out my hair and applied my favorite makeup.
"Woo! Shopping time!" I opened the door, grinning with my 'emergency' credit card. This was definitely an emergency.
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Since all of the members couldn't fit in the car, only the girls went. Konan sat next to Kate, in the passenger seat. She looked very different because she had used the transformation jutsu. Now, Konan still had the piercing under her lip, but she had bleached hair that covered her right eye and deep brown eyes. She wore Amanda's big sweatshirt from Amanda's dance school and a pair of Juliana's ripped jeans.
Amanda had her feet plopped on Juliana's lap, "Are we there yet?"
Kate clenched her fists, "We'll get there when we get there."
Juliana shoved her friend's legs off, "Get your own footstool."
"You are my footstool!" Amanda smiled.
Juliana frowned, "Bitch."
"Love ya too!" Amanda said as she swerved to the side.
"We're here!" Kate smiled evilly.
Konan was perplexed, "Where is here exactly?"
"The mall! A center full of different stores!" Amanda grinned. She tended to be a bit of a shopper. Well more than a bit.
Konan smiled slightly, "I think I will enjoy this."
The almost-blonde teen ran forward, "COME ON GUYS!"
"Amanda? SLOW THE FUCK DOWN!" Kate yelled back.
Juliana shook her head and watched as her other friend ran up to meet Amanda, "They're insane."
"This will be…..interesting," Konan looked at Juliana.
"Hey, one question…are you and Pein…ya know?" Juliana asked. Though she'd tried her best to hide her crush on the leader, her friends knew.
Konan chuckled, "No. He's more like a brother to me, why?"
"No reason," Juliana shrugged, hiding her excitement.
"LET'S GET A MOVE ON IT BITCHES! THE CLOTHES ARE GOING AND THE DAY IS GETTING OLD~!" Amanda yelled.
Me: *le sigh* That was a hard chapter to think of.
Kate: We were there when you were writing it.
Juliana: At school
Kate: At lunch
Me: At home...WELL REVIEW!