Me: Oh god, where do I start?
Kate: The beginning?
Me: No shit. Anyways! I can't believe how long I forgot about this story. Well, I've had Chapter 6 written out for uhh...3 1/2 months, but it was lost in the edge of a folder, WHICH I LOST! I discovered the papers this week and thanks to the ever beautifuly epic Juliana, it is now posted!
Juliana; *cough* I so deserve that praise.
Me: For once I'll say you're right! (She typed all of this) ANYWAYS ENJOY AND REVIEW!
In case you couldn't infer, I'm a shopaholic. The mall is my third home, the second being my dance studio. Immediately I pulled Kate, Juliana and Konan over to the big map.
"We need to hit Hot Topic," Kate said, pointing to the dreaded store on the map. I liked some of their stuff, mostly the anime shirts, but the other things creeped me out.
I sighed, "Fine."
"Yay!" Kate grinned, "I'm totally getting something."
"Me too!" Juliana raised her hand.
I face palmed, "Fine. I guess that is the best place to find clothes for them."
"Will it cost a lot?" Konan finally said something.
My eyes went wide, "They get one shirt there, we'll go find everything else at the consignment shop."
The other three agreed with me and we set off.
Once inside, Kate ran over to the men's T-shirt section and picked a few shirts.
"Oh lord, what ones and for who?" I sighed.
"Blood on the Dance floor for Hidan, Linkin Park for Pein, Breaking Benjamin for Itachi," She passed me the shirts.
I tried looking around for something not totally fucking scary. Didn't work. Konan, however, had found a shirt with Pikachu on it that she liked.
"We should go to Journeys to find everyone else something," I suggested while paying for the clothes.
"80.65 please."
My mouth dropped open as I saw the cost, and it wasn't necessarily closed when Juliana patted my back, "Just pay."
I gave in and did as she suggested.
Just as we were leaving my butt vibrated and my phone went off, "YO SKRILL DROP IT HARD!"
I flinched at my choice of ringtone and picked it up, "What?"
"Shit! It fucking works!" I heard Hidan's voice on the other end.
I clamped a hand over the mic, "Lord save us. Hidan knows how to use a phone."
Juliana tilted her head, "and he has your number, why?"
I explained, "He called using the home phone and my number's plugged in there."
A unanimous 'oh' was heard from Kate and Juliana.
I rolled my eyes and put the phone back to my ear, "What do you want Hidan?"
"We're fucking bored," He whined.
I twitched, "Then find something to do!" I clicked the off button, instantly disconnecting our less-than-productive phone call.
"Well that was productive!" Kate joked, speaking my mind.
I whacked her hard on the arm, "Shut up."
"Nah, I'm good," she stuck out her tongue at me.
Konan reminded us, "We need to get the rest of the clothes."
"TO FIVE BELOW!" Juliana yelled and ran off into the opposite direction.
"Five below is that way," Kate pointed to the correct direction.
Juliana started walking over-dramatically in the right direction, "I KNEW THAT!"
I shook my head, "Sure you did."
"What is Five Below?" Konan asked me, probably figuring it was best not to bother with my friends while they were yelling at each other. Good choice, Konan. Good choice.
"Oh it's a store where everything is five bucks and under. AKA Kakuzu's heaven," I laughed as we finally got to the store.
Juliana ran over and pulled out a few more random shirts.
"Oh lord," I looked at her pile.
She nodded, "McDonalds tee for Zetsu. Sheldon Bazinga for Sasori, Zombie for Kakuzu, Shark one for Kisame, Ninja one for Deidara, and!" She took a deep breath, "A long black shirt for Tobi!"
Mentally I did the math, "Thirty bucks. Not bad."
I took the shirts and went to pay.
Afterwards Kate approached me, "What about pants?"
"Consignment shop," I said, "But we'll do that later. Let's get back so they don't completely turn my house to rubble."
"They wouldn't do that!" Juliana whined.
Konan replied, "Yes. Yes they would."
"Fine, get in the van," Kate pointed to the car, which wasn't really a 'van' but I wasn't going to say anything.
"No!" Juliana protested.
"Get in the van."
"NO!"
"GET! IN! THE! VAN!" Kate was furious.
"Says the child molester," I muttered though I have an Irish whisper, so everyone heard it. Including the old lady coming out of the Macy's exit.
The three of us burst out laughing while Konan just shook her head at our immaturity.
"If I get in the van will you give me something special?" Juliana said in her best little girl voice.
"Oh yeah," Kate replied, mimicking the kool-aid man.
Konan sighed as we started laughing again, "Can we please go now?"
"Hm? Oh yeah, yeah, sure," I opened the car door and slid into the back seat. Konan chose the passenger seat and Kate was our chauffeur. Juliana sat down in front of me, which meant I could bug her. This is an achievement, in case you weren't aware.
For the entire ride I was continuously poking Juliana in the temple to the point where she tried to bite my hand away.
Soon enough, we pulled up to mayhem. Let's just say a certain Jashinist, not gonna name names, had turned himself into a cat and was chasing cars.
Kate stopped the car and got out, "I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD! NOT JASHIN! GOD! THAT I WILL FUCKING RIP OFF YOUR MAN PARTS IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR KITTY ASS BACK INTO THE FUCKING HOUSE! GOT IT?"
Growling under his breath, Hidan reluctantly obeyed orders and clawed out the front door.
It opened up to reveal none other than Kakuzu, "I thought I told you to stay out."
"And we told him to go in," Kate argued, still pissed off.
"Hm," The miser turned and head back to whatever the hell he was doing before.
I shook my head and let Juliana, Kate, and Konan go in before me.
"Who's that, hm?" The blonde pyro asked and pointed to Konan, who was still in her disguise. She sighed and made the proper hand-signs, turning her back into the blue haired kunoichi we all love.
"Now what?" Juliana frowned and lay down in front of the television.
"CLOTHES!" Kate nearly riped my arm off as she pulled the Hot Topic bag off and whipped the Breaking Benjamin shirt at Itachi.
He easily ducked and caught it.
"Score one for the Uchiha," Kate smirked and watched as he unfurled the shirt. I Saw his confused expression and noted that Breaking Benjamin's intertwined B's were on it.
"Is this a cult symbol?" he asked and looked directly at Kate.
She smiled, "If it was I'd join it!"
He raised an eyebrow, "Are you sane?"
"Not one bit!" She grinned.
"Here," I tossed Kisame his Jaws-like shirt, "For you," I gave Sasori his Big Bang Theory shirt.
"Do I want to know what 'Bazinga' means?" He questioned.
"Nah….Bazinga…" I silently cracked up at Juliana who was having a bit too much fun whipping shirts at people. In only a few minutes the shirts were all handed out.
Some people like Kakuzu weren't amused, while others like Kisame didn't mind.
Juliana pointed at Kisame, "No monocles or mustaches."
"What the hell?" He asked, confused.
"I love that episode! Kakashi! Protect us…with your penis!" I quoted the Naruto abridged series. If you haven't watched, you don't know what humor is.
"No one is harder to find than Carmen!" Kate quoted as well.
"All right, let's stop confusing them!"
I got myself to stop laughing. Thank God.
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Pein looked around the room. The rest of the Akatsuki, including himself, had changed into the clothes the girls had gotten them. All of this was very odd and confusing for him.
"Shouldn't you have school?" Pein glanced over at Juliana who was sitting next to him.
"It's vacation!" She smiled a bit, "We have the week off."
"Hm," He took amental note of this. If they stayed here for longer than a few days, which he hoped they wouldn't, then the girls would be gone for the majority of the day.
"WE NEED SOMETHING TO DO GOD DAMMIT!" Everyone turned, expecting to see Hidan yelling. Many forgot he was still a cat as punishment.
"Amanda…Calm the frack down," Kate tried not to laugh at her friend.
"I'm bored though," She said innocently and widened her eyes.
"….you always are," Juliana commented.
Amanda shrugged, "Toosh."
"TOUCHE`," Kate walked over to where Amanda was sitting on the giant chair and whacked her over the head.
"Toosh," Amanda smirked as she fended off her angry friend.
"Then I'll go get something from the draw," Kate head off to get something from the drawer.
"TOUCHE!" Amanda yelled, "But I'm still bored."
"Here. Put ideas on a piece of paper and put them in a hat!" Juliana found a small notebook under the coffee table and tossed it over. She ripped out pieces and handed it to Deidara.
"Pass it down," She smiled as he passed the pieces down until all thirteen people had a slip.
"Could you get thirteen pens?" Amanda asked just as Kate was about to sit down.
She sighed and trudged over into the office and got thirteen crapped pens, "Elluhelluh."
"CATCH!" She ran in and threw the pens around the room.
Juliana laughed and got her own pen. Soon enough everyone had their pen.
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"You pick!" I handed Kate her panda hat which was not filled with ideas on what to do.
She sighed and put her hand in, "Whatever."
"Drum roll please!" Juliana joked and drummed on the coffee table using her hands.
"7 minutes in heaven," She stated.
"Well fuck," I muttered.
"NO FUCKING IN YOUR CLOSET!" Juliana whacked me upside the head.
I growled, "It's a saying."
"Sayings come from somewhere, don't they?" She continued and I mentally slapped myself. Well, this should be fun.
Me: Well? You like?
Kate: You better!
Juliana: REVIEW!
Me: What the idiot says!
Juliana: Idiot says 'what'?
Me: Huh? :P Anyways please review, because it'll make me type faster.