Me: Well here's chapter 8~!
Kate: ENJOY PEOPLE

Juliana: Read up~!


"Okay, so we have school," Kate sat down on the floor with a pop tart, trying to explain the fact that we would be gone 7:30 to 2.

"So we have the house to ourselves? Beer in here?" Hidan asked, perking up from his sleep.

"Nope," I smirked and Juliana came running out of the bathroom with the showerhead, set on freezing cold. In a minute or so, we had a set of 10 kittens.

I set up the two gates, roughly 2 feet tall each, and started plopping kittens down onto the other side, into my bedroom.

"Now behave!" I scolded, and Deidara scratched my hand, "Asshole."

I turned away, sucking the little bit of blood off.

"Ready to go?" Juliana asked, then noticed the cut, "What the hell happened?"
"Marilyn," I grumbled.

Kate sighed, "I don't see why you love him!"

I felt my face turn bright red, "I-I don't love him!"

"MY BULLSHIT SENSORS ARE GOING OFF!" she yelled as we left. She slammed the door and headed into the car's driver seat.

"Shut up," I sighed and pulled my bright blue backpack onto my lap, "What happened with you and Itachi in the closet anyways?"
"You better be a virgin," Juliana slid into the backseat, pointing her finger at Kate, who just shook her head.

"You guys are idiots! Of course I'm still a virgin!" For the rest of the car ride, we talked about what we should do with our…situation. We decided to tell our friend, well practically our sister, Rachel about it. Juliana has known her since preschool, Kate since 2nd grade, and me since 5th.

"Hey dudes," Said 'sister' said as we entered the school. I sighed. She was wearing heels. Again!

We talked for a little bit before an annoying voice rang in the back of my ear, "Hey Kate."

I didn't have to turn around to see it was Tyler. He was a boy we were never really friends with, but we didn't avoid him or anything. Tyler had some weird obsession with Kate. He's asked her out at least 20 times…this year. We figured it was another round for him.

"Let me save you the breath, Tyler. My answer is still no," Kate held her hand up coldly. Usually I would smack her silly, but this kid couldn't take no for an answer. For 4 years.

"I was actually wondering if you needed help in math. Ms. Tenners asked me to tutor, and I remember you saying you had some issues in math," he said, sound slightly offended by her coldness.

"Oh, well, still no," she turned on her heel and walked to her homeroom class, .

"Sorry Tyler," I said guiltily. I did feel bad for him.
He smiled, but it was genuine, "It's okay Amanda. I should be used to it by now."

"But still…" I trailed off, "Here, let me make it up to you! I'll buy you lunch sometime."

"Thanks," Tyler nodded then set off for his own homeroom.

"You don't like him, do you?" Rachel asked once he was out of earshot.

I grimaced, "Ew, of course not."

"Cause she loves Deidara," Juliana cooed.

"Well he's not real," Rachel scoffed, flipping her hair back behind her shoulder.

Juliana winked at me, "Don't be so sure on that, Marley child numero dos."

Rachel raised an eyebrow in confusion, and then shook it off, "Whatever."

Her and Juliana went off in their own direction to 's class. I had for homeroom but I didn't mind. History first period was fun, actually.

I didn't pay attention in class that day. For the whole hour I was on my phone catching up on recent Naruto chapters. During that time I had become utterly confused.

After classes flew by and then came lunch. I saw Tyler as he came into the cafeteria.

"Hey," I said, and he replied with the same.

We walked up together to buy lunch, and as I promised I bought his. We chatted for a bit and I found out he was actually funny. After paying, I went over to my small table and he went to his.

"Don't tell me," Kate warned.

I laughed, "No way!"

"Good."

"So, how was your guys' vacation? You know, since you didn't call me," Rachel asked, peeved we didn't really talk to her.

"Well, Amanda got ten cats!" Kate grinned.

"Don't cats hate you?" Rachel pointed out.

"Oh yeah…" We said collectively.

"Anyways they're not exactly…normal," I said, "When we washed them they turned human."

Rachel placed a hand on my shoulder, "I'll go get the straight jacket."

"I'm not kidding!" I exclaimed as I whacked her hand.

""Sure, sure," She says, still not believing me.

Juliana stood up, "Come home with us!"

Rachel was already texting her parents about the new plans, "Okay, Grandma."

"Don't call me that!" Juliana tried to sound threatening but it was hard in the midst of her laughter attack.

:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Back at home the kittens were very unhappy.

Hidan was yelling (meowing) loudly, "Fuck this shit, I'm getting out of here!" Following that he began throwing himself at the gate. It didn't work.

"Nice going," Kakuzu grumbled as he pawed at a piggy bank.

Sasori was sitting on the perch of the windowsill and was boosting Tobi up to unlock the window. Deidara was clawing apart Amanda's pillow with the help of Kisame. Pein sat regally on top of the dresser.

"WE'RE HOME KITTIES!" Kate yelled as she slammed open the front door. In a minute or so the gate was unlocked and all ten kittens were clawing at the bathroom door.

"Here you go," Amanda said as she opened the door and threw in nine sets of clothes, "Konan'll change later."

"Oh wow, look, cats," Rachel said dryly, picking up Konan and petting her.

"Wait for it," Just as Juliana said that, there was the sound of rushing water, and soon after, a puff of smoke.

"Finally, dammit!" Hidan yelled as he changed into his clothes.

"What the fuck?" Rachel dropped Konan, who landed safely.

Kate whacked her upside the head, "language!"

"What? You got a fucking problem with the way I fucking talk, bitch?" Rachel raised an eyebrow.

"In fact, I do!" Kate whacked her again.

At that moment the members of the Akatsuki began exiting the bathroom.

Rachel looked at them, "Huh, they were right."

"We always are hun!" Juliana responded.

"Well…." Rachel laughed.

"Hut it," Amanda snapped then burst out laughing, "hut it! Yeah, 'cause that's a phrase… A weird combo of 'shut it' and 'hush it' in case you couldn't tell."

"You told somebody," Pein pointed out, unpleased with that fact.

"Yeah, but she won't say anything! We promise, or Amanda'll duct tape her mouth," Juliana pleaded, tugging on his arm.

"Hm," Pein replied, not doing anything about the pulling.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. I recognize you!" Rachel exclaimed.

"NO SHIT SHERLOCK!" Kate screamed.

"Don't tell me what to do!" Rachel pointed her finger right into Kate's face.

Amanda sighed as everyone continued to bicker. Juliana, Kate, and Rachel were arguing. So was Tobi, Sasori, and Deidara. Kakuzu was refraining from decapitating Hidan. It all just pissed her off, "EVERYBODY STOP THIS FUCKING ARGUING AND SHUT UP! I'M IN A SUCKISH MOOD AND IF I HEAR ONE MORE ARGUMENT I'LL FUCKING FLIP A SHIT, UNDERSTOOD?" She breathed heavily. All of that in one breath.

"Let me guess…PMS-ing?" Kate patted her friend's back.

Amanda slouched, "Yeah. Go get me some pretzels and M&M's?"

"Nah," Kate smirked.

:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: "So you guys are the actual people from Naruto?" Rachel confirmed.

Pein nodded, and the rest of the organization followed him.

"Need introductions?" I offered, and my friend nodded, "Pein, Konan, Zetsu, Tobi, Kisame, Itachi, Kakuzu, Hidan, Sasori, and Deidara."

Rachel tilted her head, "What's up?"

"Let's watch another scary movie!" Kisame suggested. I swear he only liked The Shining because of the naked lady.

Before I could protest, Juliana was ordering Paranormal Activity. I rolled my eyes and went into the kitchen to get a shit load of popcorn.

"Hey, un," I turned around and saw Deidara standing behind me.

I blushed and went back to making all the popcorn, "Uh…Hi…"

"Pein-sama isn't happy with you telling…" He trailed.

"Rachel?" I offered and passed him a bag of popcorn. We had made enough so the bomber knew what to do.

"Yeah, her, hm," He nodded, mixing olive oil in with the popcorn. It surprisingly tastes good.

"Well she's not gonna say anything, so cool your jets," I laughed and popped a piece of popcorn in my mouth by throwing it up first.

"Okay, hm," he laughed and brought a hot small bowl of melted butter and poured it onto Tobi. The other one yelled and began running around in circles.

"You're wearing a mask, god dammit!" Juliana yelled as Rachel tripped the running shinobi.

Rachel laughed maniacally. I shuddered. Sometimes Rachel really terrified me.

"Uh, Deidara?"

"Yeah, un?"

"Butter is meant for popcorn."

"Right."

After getting the popcorn problem settled, I went to go sit down, noticing no seats were left. I flopped on the floor next to Deidara and shared a bowl of popcorn.

Juliana had her legs thrown over Pein's lap and her head on Rachel's lap.

Kate was plopped on the arm of the chair Itachi was siting in.

I was never one for horror movies. I was okay with psycho thrillers like The Shining, but not movies where things pop out at you. Because of this, when the first moving appliance occurred, I yelped and latched onto Deidara's arm.

"Wimp!" Juliana laughed as did Kate and Rachel.

I glared at her, "F-off."

"Thanks," I saw Kate flip me off.

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After the movie Konan approached Pein, "Sir, do you think it's safe to stay here much longer?"

Pein contemplated it for a moment, "Yes. There have been no chakra signals while we've been here. Until we find a way out this home is the safest place we have."

Konan frowned, "I'm sure you already know this, sir, but we should avoid at all costs getting attached to these girls. It would make it much more difficult."

The leader nodded, but he couldn't help look at the sleeping Juliana.

"Sir," Pein snapped his head back to attention. Over the next few days he repeated "Don't get attached" as somewhat of a mantra.

The girls left every morning for school but after a day or two the organization didn't have to be kept as cats. It was almost peaceful time, yet a nagging fear kept tugging on all of those in the organization.


Me: Well? What'd you guys think?
Juliana: I THINK WE NEED MORE IDEAS!

Kate: AGREED!

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