Breakfast at Stark Towers was, as always, extremely hectic.
Steve was first into the kitchen, having Weetabix, at 8 sharp, followed five minutes later by Thor, who eats his usually Coco Pops. At 8:15, Bruce arrives, also eating Weetabix, and ten minutes later, Clint and Natasha arrive, with Clint frying eggs and Natasha tucking into a raspberry yogurt. By this time the kitchen is in full swing.
"Has anybody seen my yogurts?" Natasha asks, checking the cupboards, knowing how half of the team probably don't know what a fridge is for. Clint attempts to tell her something, but the food in his mouth stops his words from sounding anywhere near the English language. Natasha thinks that she hears the Russian word for 'chin' in his sentence.
Steve, who is on his way out of the kitchen, shrugs, and suggests the far cupboard, which Tony calls 'The Cupboard of What-The-Fuck-Is-This Goods'. She empties the cupboard onto the table, finding several peculiar things, such as a jar of pickles from 1997, which she doesn't even want to ask Tony about, many Shawarma recipes and a box of Poptarts. At the back of the cupboard, she finds her yogurts, and packs away all of the items from the cupboard. By this time Steve and Bruce have gone, and Clint is polishing off his eggs. Thor is on his second bowl of Coco Pops.
"There we go!" she smiles, grabbing a spoon, and digging into her delicious yoghurt. As she slides into the seat next to Clint, she notices that Thor is staring at the box of Poptarts: "What are these giant biscuits?"
At that point, an extremely hung-over and sleepy Tony stumbles into the kitchen. He grabs the Poptarts, and stuffs one into his mouth. He attempts a "Morning," with crumbs flying out of his mouth. Not that he cares.
"Gotta love Poptarts," he smiled, "I bet you don't have these in Asgard!"
"They are a Midgardian delicacy," Thor confirmed.
Tony laughed, "Then it sucks in Asgard then!"
Thor banged both hands on the table, breaking it in half, and roared, "DO NOT LAUGH AT THE HOME OF THE GODS, MAN OF IRON."
"Fine, just take the cookies and I'll be outta here," Stark gave the Poptarts to Thor, and left the room before Thor's mood could get any worse.
Clint and Natasha talked in hushed tones, oblivious to the drama that had just unfolded. And they seemed to be holding hands.
Thor pulled out a Poptart, and stuffed it into his mouth. As he chewed it, his expression turned from downright anger to surprise. He raised the Poptarts to the roof, and spluttered out crumbs from his mouth, saying: "Food of the Gods! This is food worthy of Asgardians!"