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The Kyuubi's seal messes with Naruto Psyche and makes both a genius and mentally insane. Watch his misadventures as a Konoha shinobi.

2 years later

"O.K. Class, it's time for our evaluation. This is not graded and is used to see the potential of the class. This can also determine whether or not you graduate early. We will grade your taijutsu, weapons accuracy, basic ninjutsu, and stealth skills." informed the scarred chuunin to his class. "Please follow me to the weapons range please."

"But sensei... didn't you say taijutsu first?" asked the second ranked student in academics, Nobuo Uematsu. (This is a tribute to the music composer of the Final Fantasy series.) Iruka looked at him as he answered.

"Yes I did, but it was just to list the tests that you will be taking. Since taijutsu will be the most energy consuming and will leave you with quite a few bruises, it will be weapons accuracy, stealth skills, ninjutsu and then taijutsu."

"OK sensei. Thank you." Iruka nodded. "Any other question?" Iruka saw two hands immediately shoot up. He looked at who the hands belonged too and turned around. "Good. Moving on." Naruto and Rukia ran to the front of Iruka and started waving their hands in front of his face.

"Sensei! We have a question!" they chorused. Iruka sighed. What did he do in his past life to deserve this.

"Fine, what is it?" he asked. Rukia went first.

"Can we use animals and weapons for the taijutsu match?" Iruka looked stunned. That was one of the first real questions she'd ever ask.

"Only if it's vital for the taijutsu style you were taught. If you use the school's basic taijutsu then no." Rukia nodded. Naruto went next.

"Are we allowed to use jutsu that we created for the jutsu test?" he asked. Iruka, if possible looked even more stunned. This was impossible. Naruto... the Naruto asking a serious question. Iruka looked towards the rest of his students to see if it was a joke. They looked just as stunned as he.

"Uhh." said Iruka smartly. "Will it damage and or harm the other students?"

"Nope." replied Naruto."

"Then yes, you may."

"Wheeeee!" said Naruto happily as he took off and started jumping around. He landed in front of a tree and started to do handseals, a few of which were not recognized. When he finished he called out the name of the jutsu. "Ramen no jutsu!" a beam of light left his eyes and hit the tree. The tree poofed into smoke before turning into a giant bowl of ramen. Everyone was in a state of shock, awe and amazement. He just transformed a tree into a bowl or ramen.

"Ehh... uhh... N... Naruto? The jutsu test isn't right now, its a bit later." said Iruka, still very much in shock.

"Oh I know! I was just so excited i got hungry!" he shouted. Gin's eyes widened.

"Can you transform a tree into something sweet like candy?" he asked hotly. Naruto nodded happily.

"I'll do you even one better Gin!" he focused on the tree and performed the same group of handseals. The same result occurred but when the smoke cleared a giant glass of strawberry milk appeared. "Ichigo Gyunyu no Jutsu!" Gin started to cry.

"It's beautiful! O kami-sama, thank you for bringing Naruto into this world!" he started to grovel at Naruto's feet. "I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy."

"Stand my child, go forth into the world and tell all what you have seen here." said Naruto, dressed in a worn out robe with a staff in hand.

"Yes, thank you oh great one." said Gintoki before walking off towards the setting sun. Rukia started to cry.

"There he goes, to make something better out of his life." she said to no one in particular.

"Remember to write!" she yelled out to his ever disappearing figure.

"Oi! You retard class isn't even over!" yelled out Ayeka.

"It's not even noon... how is the sun setting?" asked Katsura. Reiko just shook her head.

"Anything is possible for them. I'm surprised you haven't realized that by now Katsura." Katsura sighed. "If there's anyone that will graduate surely, its those two. Well, me too. Good luck to you though."

"Hey! I can pass too!" he retorted only to have her already walking away with the rest of the class who was ignoring the scene between Gin, Rukia and Naruto. "Katsura just lowered his head followed in defeat.

--2 years later / Graduation exam--

"Allright class, this years graduation will be the kawarimi skill. Please step up front as I call your name." instructed Iruka. The class groaned. Normally the Kawarimi is such an easy skill, but when doing it in class, one must be careful because one slip could mean an injury due to the cramped nature of the classroom.

--Few hours later/ End of exam--

"Congratulations to all those who passed and please be back here tomorrow for your team assignments. For those who didn't, good luck next year and please be polite to your teacher." he said with a smile. The students filed out the classroom, some happy and some sad.

"Whoo-hoo! We passed! I knew we could do it!" said Gin, earning him a slap from Ayeka.

"This, coming from the one who kept saying, "I'm gonna fail, I'm gonna fail, I'm gonna fail." over and over again right?" she said. Everyone laughed. Gin sweatdropped and looked for a scapegoat.

"Yeah well..." he looked at the group to see who could change the subject easily. "Naruto's walking on his hands! So there. Ha." The group just stared at him.

"That doesn't excuse you, you know. And besides, Naruto always does things like this. Thats what makes him so cool." Naruto just smiled at the compliment.

"So who do you think will be on our teams?" asked Katsura, sensing Gin's plight.

Arigato Zura. Thought Gin.

It's not Zura, it's Katsura. Thought Katsura.

Yeah yeah, its Zura you idiot, get it right next time Gin. Thought Naruto. Gin saluted.

"Yes sir." Naruto marched in front of him donned in an army general suit.

"I can't hear you soldier!" he yelled.

"YES SIR! GENERAL UZUMAKI SIR!"

"What about you private Zura!"

"It's not Zura! It's Katsura!"

"Are you talking back to your commanding officer!? 1000 push-ups right now!"

"Sorry sir! Right away sir!" Katsura got on the floor and started to do his 1000 push-ups.

"Isn't that brainwashing?" whispered Ayeka to Rukia and Reiko. They shrugged and just walked away, leaving the boys to their little games.

"I'm not even sure anymore, Naruto never does anything thats explainable. Even something as unexplainable as brainwashing... It'll make your mind implode and melt creating a black hole thus endangering the inhabitants of Konohagakure and the world if you tried to figure the guy out."

"You read way too much manga. Reiko-chan." she said.

"Are you so sure?" asked Rukia, putting her two cents in."Maybe you don't read enough. There are dire consequences that await you if you don't read enough. " She had on a serious face that shadowed her eyes and made the entire idea seem a lot more fearsome than it should've been.

"Mwahahahahahaha" Rukia and Reiko just laughed maniacally and walked away.

"Why can't I have normal friends?" Ayeka asked towards the sky.

A/N: team placement, test, and first mission will be next chapter. Sorry i couldn't fill this chapter up more, its just that i wanted to get something out. I'm about halfway done with the next chapter and its already twice as long as this one. Hope that little bit of info helps. Ja matta ne!