A Certain Blond 4

Deidara's P.O.V.

After Sasori said that I glared at him. "What did you say, Un?" I asked raising an eyebrow while still glaring at the redhead. "Didn't you hear me brat? I said art last forever." he answered with a hint of annoyance.

"Don't call me brat. Art does NOT last forever, Un. It is a flash, seen for a fleeting second. Art is a bang, and an explosion, Un!" I said with certainty behind my voice, yelling out the last sentence. "Oh really?" he asked with as much sarcasm as he could muster into those two words. "Hell yah, Un. How can you even say that art last forever? True art is a bang, Un" he said with an evil grin thinking of 'a bang' as more than 'a bang'.

(Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne 3:37)

Normal P.O.V.

"Brat, our arts are two of the same but yours comes is the latter of both. Now rest." he said and crawled up onto the bed and laid beside Deidara. "W-What are you doing, Un?" he asked and started to stand up. Sasori grabbed his wrist and growled out, "We are both men and have a few hours till daylight, so shut up and sleep you stupid man-woman."

"…Fine, Un. But sorry if I wake you up or am snuggling you, it's a habit. I used to wake up snuggling my pillow, Un." he said, and then laid down next to Sasori. "Good night, Un." Deidara mumbled. "Night, brat." And moments after that, they fell asleep.

The next morning Deidara was, indeed, snuggling Sasori, but Sasori didn't mind. Sasori woke up and felt something warm against him. He looked down to see the blond cuddled up to him. That wasn't the weird part. The weird part was Sasori was holding the blond to him tightly but not enough to harm or wake the blond.

He stared for a moment before he realized these detail and then slowly unwrapped his arms from the blond and sat up. The blonde shifted but didn't wake. 'Why did my arms wrap around him' he thought. He then went over the night in his mind and remembers hearing weeping beside him last night. Deidara had woken up and was silently crying beside him.

He had woken up hearing the male silently cry beside him and had asked what was wrong but the blonde was to upset to answer. He was getting frustrated and had pulled the blonde close and tried to calm the blondes sobs down enough to see if he could get an answer.

When he finally did, he felt very sorry for the blonde. "I feel sorry for my friends and master. They must be worried and looking for me, Un." he said after he calmed down enough to speak. Sasori looked at the blonde and said, "Your to caring. You worry about others more than yourself."

After a few minutes Sasori laid back down and pulled the blonde on top of himself and they had fallen asleep like that. Sasori blushed as he remembered how good it felt to have the younger male on him.

After a few moments of sitting there, he got up and moved over to the puppet he had been working on and worked on its functions. He was testing out its speed and stealth when he heard the blonde turn over in his sleep.

Deidara got up after turning over and quietly walked over to where Sasori sat. He stood behind the man before sitting down beside him, startling the man. "Did I scare you Sasori-Danna, Un?" he asked. Sasori stared at him and avoided the question by asking, "Did you just call me Danna?" "…" they sat for a few minutes before Sasori got bored and started working on his puppet again.

"So do you mind me calling you Danna, Un?" he asked. "Nah I just never been called Danna before." he replied. "So how did you join Akatsuki, Un?" Deidara asked after he felt that the silence was getting uncomfortable. "I left Suna, my village, and joined here. That's all you need to know." he said

"Aw Danna why wont you tell me more about you, like the reason you left and anything I might need to know, Un?" he asked, wondering what the redheads story is. "…" "Fine how about this, How old are you?"

Sasori looked at him and answered, "I am 15 and 35." Deidara looked at him and asked, "How can you be 15 AND 35, Un?" "I'm supposed to be 35 but I am stuck at 15."

"How is that possible, Un?" he asked. "Sasori, get your partners ass down here." yelled Kakuzu. Sasori and Deidara made their way down there and Sasori heard Kakuzu mutter out, "Now give me my $5."

Deidara was nervous but didn't show it. He strode behind his Danna- wait 'his'! He stumbled for a moment but caught himself. Then he looked around to memorize the place and saw a group of people.

Sasori made his way over to the group. Deidara followed him and heard someone in the group joke, "Ha-ha look puppets got a new puppy. Wonder how long this one will last."

But just then…Kiba appeared and shot a bazooka at the group and ran off laughing and naked ha-ha. NOT REALLY!