Sasori looked at him and answered, "I am 15 and 35." Deidara looked at him and asked, "How can you be 15 AND 35?" "I'm supposed to be 35 but I am stuck at 15."
"How is that possible?" he asked. "Sasori, get your partners ass down here." yelled Kakuzu. Sasori and Deidara made their way down there and Sasori heard Kakuzu mutter out, "Now give me my $5."
Deidara was nervous but didn't show it. He strode behind his Danna- wait 'his'! He stumbled for a moment but caught himself. Then he looked around to memorize the place and saw a group of people.
A Certain Blond 5
Sasori made his way over to the group. Deidara followed him and heard someone in the group joke, "Ha-ha look puppets got a new puppy. Wonder how long this one will last." Hidan said, laughing his ass off and looking at Deidara. "Leave Blondie be. He's new and doesn't know where anything is." Itachi said, speaking up for the blonde.
Deidara stared at him for a moment then his face tinted a light, almost non-existing, shade of pink. Itachi, being the greatest observer of them all, saw the slight pink and smirked. "I'll be back in a moment." Itachi said, walking towards their room. Deidara raised an eyebrow and watched/heard him go. Deidara looked at Sasori and asked him, "Well, where do I sit, Un?" "Right there, brat." Sasori responded. "Alright." he sat down and got comfortable. "You gonna grab something to eat, Blondie?" someone asked. "Nah, I'm Comfy." he said. "Go get something to eat, dum brat." Sasori said, kicking him out of his seat. "Uuuugggghhh." he moaned as he hit the ground and was officially kicked out of his comfy spot.
A few others blushed and felt blood rush to a certain area as they heard the blond moan. "Brat, get of your lazy ass and make you something to eat. You won't have another chance for a while. We have to go on a mission soon." Sasori griped. "Fiiine, Danna, Un." he whined back, sticking his tongue out at him.
(Cheese and Crackers are good.)
Deidara got up and walked over, rummaging through the fridge. He came upon bologna, ham, eggs, cheese, mayo, and some other ingredients. He grabbed bologna and cheese and walked around looking for bread. When he came back, he had a bologna and cheese sandwich in his hands and sat down. When he was about to take a bite, he found it gone. Looking down at his hands he glared at his hand-mouths. 'Damn it, Un.'
"Ha. Looks like you were beaten to it." Hidan shouted playfully. Deidara looked at him and laughed. When he saw the masked man that was sitting by Hidan smack him in the head he laughed even harder. "'Kazu what was that for!" Hidan shouted at him in a whiny tone. "You're being loud and obnoxious again." the man said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
(XxSanddemon666xX is a good person. Love his stories :3)
Deidara got comfortable in his chair again and watched as the two argued with each other. "Come on brat. We got to go get ready for the mission." Sasori said to him. "Alright, Bye Hidan. Bye money dude." he said as he left. "Bye Blondie." Hidan shouted back then fell over laughing. "What's so funny?" Kakazu asked. "What he called you." Hidan said. "Money dude. Hehe." they both laughed. "Its sooooo true you know." Hidan said. "Yeah I know." Kakazu said.
(Sorry back to Sasori and Deidara.)
"Where are we going Dana?" Deidara asked. "I'll tell you when you're done packing." he responded. "I'm already done. I don't have anything but these stupid robes. I don't even have my weapons. I didn't have time to get any before being brought here." he mumbled. Sasori gave him a weird look then climbed into Hiruko. "Alright, annoying brat. Where going to go kill a bunch of people, steal there scroll, come back here, and have a good sleep tonight. We also have tomorrow off if we hurry and complete the mission." he said. "Alright." "Let's go already." Sasori said and started his walk, limp, drag out.
(Lol I don't know how to describe it so here's that description.)
*Time Lapse-Battle between Sasori and Deidara vs. there targets. JUST BEGINNING.*
"Brat, stay low. When you here me call the signal, come on out then." Sasori said and wobbled? In front of the enemies. "Hand over the scroll." was all he said. The other ninja responded by getting in their fighting stances. The ninja charged at him and when he (Deidara) thought that Sasori was going to get hurt or killed, Sasori's poisoned tip tail came out and stabbed all but 5 of them.
'Whoa. What is that thing?' Deidara thought. He watched in fascination as Sasori's poisoned tip tail proceeded to kill 3 of the others. When 1 ran towards Deidara in hopes of escape, he was cut down by the swift treatment of poisoned needles in the back. Falling to the ground with a thump Deidara stared in amazement as the last person stood there and stared at Sasori.
"Have you no dignity!" the other person shouted at him. As if an answer, Sasori's tail flew forward and stabbed him through the stomach. The man stared at him wide eyed before falling to the ground, dead. "Alright brat, come help me find the scroll." he said. As they searched through the bodies, Deidara tripped and fell on a dead man. He searched through the dead man's belongings and found the scroll. "Found it." he said. "Alright, let's get back to headquarters." Sasori said. As they walked toward Akatsuki head camp, Deidara felt a strange ache go through his chest.
"I miss home." he said under his breath. He caught his breath, hoping that Sasori hadn't heard him. When he didn't hear the man respond, he let out his breath and gave a silent thanks to god for not being penalized by the man.
(DEIDARA'S P.O.V.)
"Where are we, Un?" I asked. "…Where in a forest, brat." he responded. "Well nah duh. No need to be a smart ass, jerk, Un." I said, a little more than ticked by his smart-ass attitude. "Where off to meet someone. It will only take a moment." he said. As we walked, my eyes kept drifting to my holster. 'I don't like to be defenseless like this. When we get back to HQ I will make me some clay…I wonder where we're going…the moon looks so beautiful tonight…even though I don't have my clay, I still have some ninja moves.~' my thoughts were suddenly interrupted when he stopped in front of me. "Stay quiet and stay hidden." Sasori said to me.
I jumped into a tree and hid as best as I could and when he was satisfied I was well hidden, he turned and stood there for a few moments. A dark figure came out of the shadows and said, "Hello. Been waiting long?" the figure asked. "No. lets hurry, I have business to attend to." Sasori replied. The figure walked closer to Hiruko's form and I tensed, ready to attack if necessary. Sasori and the man exchanged a few words, then the figure gave him something and bid him farewell. When the figure was gone, I relaxed and let out a breath I hadn't realized I was holding.
"Let's go brat." Sasori called out to him. I jumped out of the tree and landed on my feet. Once I landed though, my legs gave way beneath me and I fell to the ground. "Crap." I mumbled. "Get up annoying twerp." he said. "I can't. My legs won't move right, Un." I try to get up again only to fall on my face again. "Shit." I mumble into the dirt. Sasori gave me a look that said 'you annoying brat can't do anything right.' I glared at him then said, "I will drag myself if that would make you happier, Un." "Yes, brat, that would." he started to walk off and I brought my arms in front of me and dragged myself along behind him. 'One arm, a pull, the other arm, and another pull' I thought in my head as I continuously dragged myself behind him.
After a little while, I felt a weird sensation going through my legs and tried to stand. As soon as I started to rely on my legs to get me up, I fell again. Sasori heard me fall then gave a chuckle when I started to curse my legs and whatever fate that Jashin had just damned me with. "Hold still brat." Sasori told me. I did as he said, and he picked me up and carried me. My feet still dragged the ground but I was grateful that he would help me like this.
"Hold on a second. I think I can feel my legs again, Un." I told him as I felt my legs function a little better. When I tried to stand up, my legs held this time. "Yes!" I shouted then fell again. "Damn it!" I yell but it comes out muffled by the ground. "Can you help me up again?" I ask after a moments thought. He helped me up and this time my legs held. "Alright let's give this another try, Un." I mumble. I took one hesitant step in front of another then, when I am confident, start to jog then run. I waited for a moment so Sasori could catch up, and then walk beside him again. The moon shines brightly over our heads as we walk and when it reaches directly above us, we are at HQ.
(Authors P.O.V.)
When Sasori and Deidara arrived at HQ, Pain-sama smiled and waved them into his office. "The task is done, correct?" he said. "Yes Pain-sama." Sasori replied. Then Sasori handed over the scroll and looked at Deidara. "Good job. Go ahead and get some sleep. You have tomorrow off. I'll let you know what your next mission is when it comes up so it might be awhile later. Good Night." he said, then dismissed them with a wave of his hand..
Sasori and Deidara walked up towards their room and heard Hidan's loud voice and Kakazu's shout.
"You Bloody Bastard! Let me get some Jashin-damned sleep or I swear I will sacrifice all of your hearts to him!"
"Shut the fuck up! If you hadn't done all this then I would fucking let you sleep! Now move your ass and clean it all up!"
"NO! I DON'T GIVE A-"
"YOU GET YOUR LITTLE PONCE ASS OVER HERE AND START CLEANING OR I'LL TIE YOU UP AND LET ZETSU HAVE AT YOU!"
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