A/N: Okay, this chapter is 'Soap' but like I said, that doesn't mean it's entirely about soap. So here we go!

Soap

Chad's POV:

I sat in the cafeteria, staring into my spoon. Why am I staring into a spoon you ask? Obviously, to see Chad Dylan Cooper's gorgeous reflection. I'm so handsome even I can't help but look at myself. But Chad Dylan cooper has rules; people can only stare at me for a certain amount of time. If they stare for like, 5 minutes straight, they just start to creep me out. Seriously, who does that? A stalker would.

So as I gaze upon the spoon, I see Sonny walk in to the cafeteria. Her eyes look like she just witnessed a murder or she committed a murder. Of course, I walk up to her.

"What are you doing? You're distracting me from my me-time." I strictly told her.

"What? I'm not doing anything." She was stuttering.

"Well, you look like your hiding something."

"I'M INNOCENT!" She screamed, quieting the cafeteria.

"Sonny! Calm down. What happened?"

"Okay, well I was in the lady's restroom, and I was washing my hands. When I pushed the button for soap, it all just sort of… came out. It spilled all over the floor and my hands. So I dried my hands and walked out of the restroom. I SHOULD'VE CLEANED IT UP and now I feel guilty and my hands smell like strawberry soap!"

"Look, it's not like you murdered anyone (proving me wrong). You just spilled soap, someone else will clean it up."

"I can still smell the strawberry!" She said shoving her hands in my face.

"Ah! Sonny I hate strawberries."

"Why?"

Great, now the subjects changed and it's all about me. On second thought, maybe it's good to be all about me, but not on this subject.

"…When I was younger, this girl I liked smelled like strawberries everyday. But she rejected me and asked out Brad Cody Boomer instead."

"Oh , so the great Chad Dylan Cooper has been rejected?"

"Yes, and that's why from that day on, I swore to hate strawberries."

"You hate strawberries because of some girl?"

"Yes, and we will never talk about this again."

"…Okay." She smiled and left.

What was that about? I can't believe she made me tell her my strawberry story. Ugh.

Anyways, continuing my day. I went back to the Mac Falls set to film a new episode, because I'm the greatest actor of our generation. Everyone says so, except the Randoms. But I'm sure they know it, they just won't admit it.

After I finished doing my thing, I walked to my dressing room. Surprisingly, I found Sonny sitting on my couch.

"Wow, Sonny. This isn't creepy at all." I said sarcastically.

She walked up to me and kissed me. She made out with me for a while and I couldn't believe what I tasted. Strawberry. I was so tempted to pull away and say "Ew." because I'm supposed to hate strawberries. But I just couldn't get myself to do it. I very much enjoyed this session.

Unfortunately, she pulled away.

"Oh, I'm sorry. You don't like strawberries…" She gave me a seductive smile and walked out of my dressing room.

I couldn't believe what just happened. Maybe, strawberries aren't so bad.

"Wait, Sonny!" I yelled running out the room, chasing after her.

Note: Yeah, doesn't it seem like the random thing should be strawberries? xD Oh well, I hoped you liked this one. I saw your suggestions and I guess this one was the "Liquid soap" one. I'll keep the others in mind. Any more random things to use? Review!