Coconut

Chad's POV:

I walked into the commissary with a confident stride, as always. But, I suddenly stopped as I caught a glimpse of Sonny.

Why in the world was she wearing a coconut bra? I mean people are trying to eat here and she's just showing skin like crazy. So I walked up to her.

"Ahem." I coughed.

She groaned, "What now Chad?"

My eyes widened and I held my hand up to my ear, "What…What now? Haven't you noticed you're wearing a coconut bra in the middle of the cafeteria?"

"Oh right. You see, we're doing this new sketch about this dumb hula dancer that-"

"Yeah yeah yeah. Why are you wearing the coconut bra?" I interrupted.

"Well. Hula dancer. Coconut bra. But I assume you're asking why I'm wearing it right now. I have to get comfy in it."

"…Okay?"

"Look, I have to go. There's this awesome cheese festival going on a couple blocks away, so I figured I'd walk down there and check it out." She said all excitedly.

"You're going to walk there…dressed like that?" I said in amazement.

"Um…Yeah." She said like it was no problem. Who did she think she was?

"Are you crazy? I'm walking with you. You don't know what random guy could just grab you and do bad things to you. There are a lot of men roaming the streets looking for attractive young women especially dressed like that." I strictly told her.

"Aw, you think I'm attractive?" She said smiling and starting to walk off.

"What? Sonny! Wait!" I chased after her.

…

"Haha! This is amazing! See, no one took me and we made it safely to the festival." She said.

"That one guy was eyeing you. I know you saw him." I pointed out.

"Um, first of all, he was 9 and he wasn't eyeing me he was staring at you because you stood in front of me and shouted 'BACK OFF!'".

"Pfft, whatever." I scoffed.

"Look, just calm down and enjoy the festival."

Geez, this girl was running around everywhere looking at different types of cheese; Cheddar, Swish, Gouda, and yes, even this one named Tetilla. You don't even want to know what it means.

"Sonny! Sonny where are you?" I yelled, starting to get worried.

"Chad? Chad over here!" I heard her whisper. She was standing behind some sign.

"What are you doing?" I asked.

"My coconut bra is untied… I need you to tie it." She said, looking slightly embarrassed.

"Wha- Seriously?" I asked shocked.

"Please Chad! It would be worse if I walked around without anything on at all." She said.

"Alright alright!" I said.

I carefully lifted my hands and tried to tie her coconuts calmly. She carefully lifted her hair to the side. I could see the side of her face as she waited and I smiled. She looked so beautiful.

"…Chad?" I heard her say.

"Oh, right."

I tied it and stood up.

"Thanks." She smiled. "We should go now."

"Yeah. It's a good thing no one kidnapped you." I said.

"Because I'm attractive right?" She laughed and started off.

"I only said that because…Sonny!" And I went to chase her again.

Note: Harharhar. Okay. Review? More ideas? Anything? (: Thanks.