We arrived at the base in (surprisingly) utter silence. I winked at Hidan as we entered. We scattered once inside. Hidan and I went to the living room while Kakuzu went to check in with Leader-sama.
We entered the living room to see Kisame and Deidara casually watching TV. I looked at it. "Finding Nemo? Seriously guys? I didn't even think that you would own Disney movies," I said shifting my weight onto one of my feet.
"It's a good movie!" Kisame protested. Deidara's face was flushed.
"You should have seen him repeat the shark oath! It was hilarious!" Deidara said slowing his breathing. That's why he was flushed. He was laughing to hard. I sniggered a bit when Kisame pouted.
"What other Disney movies do you 'tough men' have here?" I asked going over to the movie cabinet. I opened it and began to read all the Disney movies. "You have Fox and the Hound, Tarzan, and… Snow White? What do you cry at the end of that one?"
Deidara's face turned red in embarrassment. "Maybe… but I'm not the only one, un! Tobi does too!" he yelled.
"Yeah, well Tobi is just a childish idiot! You have no excuse! You're a grown man!" I yelled back at him more teasing than anything. Suddenly, before anyone could say anything else, Deidara broke down crying. That took me by surprise.
"Dei, are you okay?" Hidan asked. He kept crying. Sasori came rushing in the room suddenly when he heard it. He softly cooed to his uke to calm him but suddenly his mood changed.
"God, Danna, stop that! I'm not a child! I'm not a woman! Now get the hell away from me!" he shouted in rage. He pushed Sasori off of him. He then became hyper. "So, what's for supper? I'm hungry." We all stared at him like he was insane.
"That…was creepy," Kisame stated. I just walked away with Hidan following me. To continue what we originally planned. We were going to prank Itachi. We went into his and Kisame's room and went to work.
We entered Hidan's room laughing. Once the prank is done, we'll have an unhappy weasel and a happy sister. Okay, what we did was… "WHO THE FUCK PUT THAT BUCKET THERE!" an unhappy weasel's voice boomed through the later. We had done a simple trick but it was effective. We had placed a bucket over his bathroom door filled with pink dye.
"What did you two do?" Kakuzu asked looking as though he regretted it. We exchanged an amused look. Suddenly a pink covered Itachi walked into the room looking just pissed. I stared at him with an amused look as Hidan masked his own amusement.
"Did you decide to dye your skin pink to make yourself fit in?" I asked smirking still amused. He growled in anger.
"You did this to me!" he roared at me. My smirk widened. He charged at me in anger. He lunged trying to get a punch off at my stomach. I blocked it as Kisame came running in. He stopped when he saw Itachi covered in pink dye but was able to hold him back.
"It's a prank Itachi, it's not like you're the only one we did it to. You should have seen Kakuzu when he thought his money was burning," I started. "Listen get in the shower, it'll come straight off."
He pulled himself out of Kisame's grasp and stomped angrily down the hall. I sighed in relief. We had gotten off easy. Being his sister has its advantages. "We're going to wait on doing a prank Dei or letting him be in on them," Hidan said. I nodded in agreement.
"Well I'm off to make dango for him. I don't want to be on his bad side for long. The limit of being his sister no longer takes affect when we are training," I told him leaving the room.
(Pein's POV)
The mission had gone by as a success. She truly is skilled. According to Kakuzu's report, she didn't even get grossed out by Hidan's ritual. She even helped them fulfill that. She knew of entrances into Suna that even Sasori didn't know of and he was a Suna Jounin.
I stacked the file in the done pile and stood up from my desk. I stretched, popping a few bones in my shoulders before exiting to the living room. Deidara was fast asleep in an arm chair, and Kisame was moping on the couch.
"What's with you? It looks like someone just told you that you can't use Samahada anymore," I said. Kisame looked up sadly and threw himself back onto the couch in despair. "What happened?" I was seriously curious now.
"Bailey pranked Itachi and when I went in to check up on him, he snapped at me, we got in an argument, and now I'm spending the next two weeks on this couch," he replied. Wow, Itachi must have really been pissed.
Just then, said weasel entered the room looking rather pleased and creepily enough hyper. There was a plate of dango in his hands. Well, no wonder he was so happy! He had his 'precious' dango for my sake!
"Okay, Kisame, you're forgiven. I'm now happy," he said as Bailey entered behind him. She must've made it for him so he wouldn't do anything to her. Smart girl. Itachi sat down in a recliner as I left the room. I motioned for Bailey to follow.
I led her out of the base and into the forest. We finally stopped in a clearing not that far away. "Do you know what's up with Deidara?" I asked her. She shook her head and sat under a tree in the shade. "Aside from that, I have something important to tell you." I seated myself under the tree next to her.
"What is it? You make it sound like I'm going to die," she answered. Her gaze was fixed in one of confusion before becoming serious and scared.
"The Ookami will begin to slowly kill you over time. I think it would be wise if we were to remove it. We'll try to find a way where it won't kill you and we'll do it so Madara is not aware. If need be, only Itachi and I will help," I told her looking toward the ground. It was hard to tell her this, but it had to be done.
(Bailey's POV)
I could die at any time because of the demon. "Wait, why is it only happening now? I've had it in me for about thirteen years now," I asked. He looked over at me.
"After you learned about the Ookami, it set off a chain reaction, allowing it to break part of the seal. If not removed, it could break free and tear apart your body," he answered. My eyes widened as he looked away again.
I set my mind on the initiative that had to be done. "Do it," I stated. He looked over in shock. "Remove the Junibi. I don't want Madara to get what he wants." He nodded and left, leaving me to my thoughts.
I sat in that clearing until dark and even then, I didn't leave until Kisame and Itachi found me. "It's getting cold, you should come back," Kisame said. Itachi motioned for him to leave and he took a seat next to me.
"A penny for your thoughts?" he asked. I looked up at the starry sky.
"Pein said I could die if we didn't remove the Junibi. He's looking into a way to do it under Madara's nose and without killing me. I guess, I'm just scared that Madara might actually get his way and I don't want that to happen, not again," I said. He put a reassuring hand on my shoulder.
"Don't worry, I won't let anything happen. I am your big brother, am I not?" he said passively, spoken like a real brother. I smiled and he helped me to my feet. It was quiet as we went back to the base. "Oh, we figured out what is wrong with Deidara. No one knows how, but he is pregnant. It's actually pretty creepy." I laughed.
"I so want to see what is wrong with his stomach than!" I raced ahead, completely forgetting about the information I received early.
I entered the living room where Konan, Hidan and Deidara were present. "You want to see, don't you, un?" he asked me looking up. I nodded and came over.
"Do you mind if I use my Byakugan?" I asked. He agreed uncertainly so I activated it. I looked to his stomach to see sure enough, he had the correct organs to bare a child. "What? Are you some kind of mixed breed?" I asked him deactivating my Byakugan.
"What do you mean by mixed breed?" he asked squirming away from me and towards Hidan. They are best buddies anyway.
"You are able to bare a child because you have the correct organs for it. What I'm saying is that you have organs a male, such as yourself, shouldn't have," I told him. He stared back in shock. "It could be a jutsu, but we'll find out what happened when you go through the extremely painful thing us woman call birthing," I further evaluated. Konan and I exchanged a devious look.
"I'd go kill Sasori when he comes back from that mission with Zetsu if I were you." Konan said smirking.
"THAT PUPPET IS SO DEAD!" he yelled to nobody in particular.
"Why am I to die?" Sasori asked entering the room with Zetsu at his side. Deidara got up with a nice smile on his face but I could feel the killer intent rolling off of him. Zetsu and Sasori didn't seem to notice but Hidan and Konan did.
"Oh Sasori, it's so nice to see you back," he said sweetly. "Come give your uke a hug, SO I CAN STRANGLE YOU!" Deidara's face contorted into anger. "HOW DARE YOU GET ME PREGNANT!" Sasori froze up at the statement.
Konan and I sat back on the couch with popcorn as we watched Deidara pound the crud out of his seme. It was rather amusing. Pein even joined in after stating, "So, Deidara really is a girl." That comment gave him a good broken jaw.
By the morning, Deidara had calmed down greatly. He had started asking about being pregnant and how different it would be considering he was male. I was able to escape his questions in my room. Once there, I summoned the dog I sent out.
He gave me a letter from Tsunade. It read:
Thank you for the information. It is a great help. I'm glad to hear you are alright. Send another message when anything new is given, but I would like it if you summoned Tatsuya to use to relay your message. The dog will have a summoning scroll that you can use. Again, thank you Bailey for the info. It will help greatly in the destruction of our enemies.
~Tsunade, the Godiame Hokage
I quickly wrote a reply to her:
Dear Tsunade, I wish to ask your permission for the extraction of the Junibi from myself. I only ask for I would surely die if it is not accomplished. I can negotiate with Pein to allow me the right to use it as I please. All I need is your permission.
The only new develop here is that Akatsuki's very own Deidara has been found to be impregnated. It seems he has the correct organs to become but we don't know why. I will give you an update on his condition. I ask if you can give me any advice on child birth.
~Bailey Uchiha Hyuga
I took the scroll from Kakashi's dog and allowed him to leave. I summoned the slug and gave her my reply. "Tatsuya take this to Tsunade-sama. I'll summon you again for the reply." She nodded and disappeared.
With that, I exited the room to train with Kisame in my swordsman skills. He taught me how to use that katana. Not then, but he will. Hidan would help me out with my Taijutsu skills while everyone would pitch in and work with my Ninjutsu skills.
(Mitchell's POV on the day Bailey left)
ANBU exams were started today. The exams were to see if you were still fit to be a black op. I had already been approved to duty by Tsunade, so I now had to evaluate the teams. Currently, they had to get past me without being seen and already I had spotted one of the new recruits, Snake.
The exam ended and a few were going to be eliminated. "Did anyone see Black Wolf at all? How about you Wolf?" Hawk asked. I shook my head. I don't even know if Black Wolf showed up.
"Well he automatically fails then," I replied.
"It's a girl and she was personally chosen by Kakashi. Wolf, go ask Tsunade-sama where she is," Owl told me. He was charge of all the captains since he was the oldest. I nodded and disappeared to Tsunade's office.
I knocked on the door and she let me in. "Hokage-sama, we're wondering where Black Wolf is. She didn't show up to the exam. Did you send her out on a mission?" I asked.
"Mitchell, remove your mask. I need to tell you this while I can see your face," she ordered. I removed my mask. "She deflected from the village, blowing up the south wall, earlier this morning. She left this with me before she left. She is now an S-rank criminal in the Akatsuki."
"But, how does she know?" I asked confused. Tsunade handed me a letter and I read through it. "Wait, you mean Black Wolf was Bailey?" She nodded as I stared at her in shock.
"Go finish the exams," she ordered. I bowed, replaced my mask on my face and returned to the field in shock. Hawk, Owl, Cat, and Deer came up to me as I entered.
"Wolf, did you find out what happened to Black Wolf?" Deer asked. I nodded. "So, why isn't she here?"
"Bailey Uchiha Hyuga, Black Wolf, went rogue earlier this morning and has joined the Akatsuki," I answered still in shock. The rest of the captains stepped back in shock.
"She was one of Konoha's most trusted!" Deer cried. "Why would she go rogue?"
"Her brother is one of them. He probably was the one to convince her," Hawk cut in. "Forget about this until the exam is over." With that, we announced who was going to continue and who wasn't.