I am packing a bag of basic necessities. Apparently this 'little mission' will take several days. I will have to change into something big to manage it. My vast collection of big things to turn into does not include anything on the visually appealing side. I don't know why but that suddenly bothers me. I get bored folding clothes fast and take a little break to suck the red out of some strawberries. Then I brush through my hair. Watch some TV. I keep going on this 'little break' until I have to kick my rump into high gear because the princess will be here any minute now and it's rude to keep a lady waiting. What do I care if I do something rude to her? I don't care. I'm only hurrying up because I feel like it.
A knock comes at the door not even a minute after I zip up my bag and carefully tie my ax to it, doing everything I can to put it in a non-precarious position. I float over quietly and throw open the door fast. She squeaks and jumps a little and I laugh at her. The chuckle is surprisingly lacking in scorn. She even joins in towards the end. She looks cute when she laughs. I'm not examining her expressions. I'm not appreciating how the differences in facial features and the slight change in how her mouth pulls up makes her look just the tiniest bit breathe-taking instead of cute like she used to. It is certainly not taking away my breathe.
"Let me grab my bag."
I do that while she stands in my doorway trying to not make it obvious she is taking a look around my place. We walk out to the edge of the cave together and I take in how the moonlight extenuates her features. Then I grab her bag off of her back and tie it as well as mine to a long length of rope, tie the rope into a loop, and become a large wolf-like creature with a mouth that looks like it was cut open back to its throat and rather talon-like paws. She is not thrown off in the least. I wear the rope like a necklace and she uses it to help climb up onto my back.
"You got a good grip on that Princess?"
"Yes Marceline."
"Good. Now remember to keep your yap shut when we start going. Only open it for directions."
"I.. Alright?"
"I mean it Bonnie. No science-y bull crap should come out of your talk hole the entire way there."
"Alright Marceline I get it my mouth will stay shut!"
I snicker and head out. I know how to get to the general area, but not to the cave-topped labyrinth of who even cares where this flower of mystery and scientific greatitude is supposed to grow. That won't be a problem tonight because about half of the way there I have to stop for shelter. The sun is about to come up, and besides that I am fricking tired and freaky hungry. I start changing back and Bonnibel jumps off with a slight squeak. I point at a cave, "I found a place to stay for the day. I hope it's good enough for you princess."
"And what is that supposed to mean?"
"Nothing Bonnie, it's just I know you're used to other stuff, and I don't know if a nice hollow rock is up to your standards."
"Are you sure that's all you mean?"
"What else would I mean?"
She huffs and I cross my arms at her. Stick out a wiggling forked tongue and raspberry at her stupid delicious pink face. Not delicious... Despicable. That is totally the word I was looking for. She groans and unties her bag before disappearing into the cave. I float up to the very top, which is far enough away I'm not the least bit worried she'll hear me, and grab my axe off off of my own satchel and start strumming. Being with her all day reminded me I want to work on a certain song.
"La da da da da,
I'm gonna bury you in the ground,
La da da da da,
I'm gonna bury you with my sound,
I'm gonna drink the red from your pretty pink face,
I think I'm going too fast, should I lower my pace
I wanna bury you in a heart made of black
I know that I'm not perfect so just give me some slack and
We'll see where this goes, you're sugar I'm coal
Let's just see where this goes because your lips are my new goal
And I need you here in the moonlight with me
And I need you dear let my night set you free
La da da da da,
I'm gonna bury you in the ground,
La da da da da,
I'm gonna bury you with my sound,
I'm gonna drink the red from your pretty pink face,
I think I'm going too fast, should I lower my pace?
Sorry I don't treat you like a goddess,
Is that what you want me to do?
Sorry I don't treat you like you're perfect,
Like all your little loyal subjects do,
Sorry I'm not made of sugar,
Am I not sweet enough for you?
Is that why you always avoid me?
That must be such an inconvenience to you well,
I'm just your problem,
I'm just your problem,
It's like I'm not, even a person, but then
I'm just your problem
Well, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I shouldn't have to justify what I do
I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I shouldn't have to prove anything to you
I'm sorry that I exist
'Cause I know what landed me on your blacklist,
But sugar I know you know I just wanted to assist
I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I don't have a reason for what I do
But I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I shouldn't have to be the one that makes up with you,
Why do I want to? Why do I want to…
Cover you in lace, drink the red from your pink face
and...
La da da da da
I'm gonna bury you in the ground
Will you go away with me
I'm gonna bury you in my so-o-ound
Cause that's how I want us to be
I want to drink the red from your pretty pink face
Why do you look at me like I'm such a disgra-ace
I don't treat you like a goddess
Cause that's not what you are
And no I don't think that your perfect
But I want you the way you are
I'll never be made of sugar
We'll never get that far
But
La da da da da I'm going to bury you in the ground and
La da da da da I'm going to bury you in my sound
I'm gonna drink the red from your pretty pink face,
I think I'm going too slow, I gotta pick up the pace"
I hiss and fly into the shade quickly when I notice the sun is up, and by notice I mean when I get burned by it. The smoke billowing from my skin subsides pretty fast, as do the gross purple bubbles popping up in spurts. My stomach growls loudly. I nab some strawberries from my bag and suck the red out of them at the edge of the shadows cast by the cave. That song doesn't mean anything. I just think it sounds cool. That's all.
The lyrics are both from 'I'm Just your problem' and from me?
Like I added and edited around.
I dunno. I was having fun with them